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    Parody of You Don't Know by Helen Shapiro

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    And that last non chocolatey bar related number but just as rewarding leads me on to a reworking of Helen Shapiro's You Don't Know: (Backstory is an unspecified trader lamenting that a dungeoner has neither the knowledge nor a suitable payment to obtain the password) Woah, woah, woah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah Woah, woah, woah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah All though I want you to Oh you don't know You don't know just how to deal For my help I daren't reveal I am so, I'm so afraid You've only silverware Every time you want to pass oh my Oh you don't know, you just don't know What I go through Seeing someone trade with you Oh I wish the one with you, were me But you don't know I would tell you, if I believed That you might pay your way But until then I'll never give it away So a secret it must stay And you don't know, you don't know How hard to not stare With this one way trapdoor there For it simply isn't enough When you don't know I would tell you, if I believed That you might pay your way But until then I'll never give it away So a secret it must stay And you don't know, you don't know How hard to not stare With this one way trapdoor there For it simply isn't enough When you don't know Woah, woah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah Woah, woah, woah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah
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    Burning up the Maldame (parody of Walking on the Milky Way)

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    Bhal-Shebah/Firestorm reflects on the mission to attack Linghorm, and what led up to it. Based on Walking on the Milky Way by OMD. Original lyrics, Video When we turned up on Lord Fear's porch Said, "Gis a job, we snipe and scorch" And pretty soon, he said, "Burn down a Howse" And as he perished in our flame We hoped that we could raise our game And set a blaze that ten lakes couldn't douse We don't mind cooking dungeoneers But we were always keen To journey through the Mireworld and set light to a queen Oh man you should have seen us All our scales and meanness Burning up the Maldame She has had her day, hey hey, hey hey-ey Flew across the Mire Did our thing with fire Sent her on her smoky way La Reine Brûlée, hey hey, hey hey-ey As time went by things did look up Fear said that we could guard the Cup But no one came to take it anyway We missed our fireball attacks We are born pyromaniacs We like to raze our game, to torch our prey We don't know if we're Bhal-Shebah Or if we're Firestorm But Lord Fear, oh he made our day when he said, "Burn Linghorm" Oh man you should have seen us Keenest of the keen, yes Burning up the Maldame She has had her day, hey hey, hey hey-ey Just like oil and match ah On a roof of thatch-er Sent her on her smoky way La Femme Flambée, hey hey, hey hey-ey... Burning up the Maldame Oh man you should have seen us Just a brain between us Burning up the Maldame She has had her day, hey hey, hey hey-ey Soared across the Mire Couldn't wait to fry her Sent her on her smoky way La Reine Brûlée, hey hey, hey hey-ey
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    Skel8ron (parody of Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne)

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    Another song parody about the Bimboid subplot. Based on Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne. Video She was just bones, she had no flesh Can I make it any more obvious She walked alone, she'd cheated death But did not smell fresh She met Lord Fear He had a plan Wanted to kill a white-haired man So he made her look like someone else Just like the dearest of Hordriss's belles She was a skel8ron Two ls and you spell it wrong She had no spleen, lip, adenoid Thanks to Fear's sorcery With spyglass of course you see That she turned into the Bimboid Minutes from now, there's a big cat Hope there's a litter tray where he sat Waiting around, guess who he sees Nathan of Series 8 Team 3 He gets him to change back into the mage Tells him the up-to-date Bimboid goss He tags along, stands in the room And Nathan and friends save him from doom He was a dungeoneer Down trapdoors he's plungin' here Making his way to Level 3 Was he to Kabul led? No, he got to Marblehead With friends and his Quiche of Energy [x2] Meanwhile Hordriss left behind Sidriss he knew he must find Found her outside Bartram's shop Is this how the story stops? "I'm just window shopping, Dad, But there's no windows to be had." When he heard that, off he went Hoping Brain Pills would be lent He was a mage, he'd had enough Of his daughter being an idiot Thought of the scheme used by Lord Fear And he borrowed his idea... It was a miretrog Not one for a dialogue It was put under Hordriss' spell It looks just like Sidriss now But higher-IQ-endowed Motley is dating it as well [x2]
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    Parody of Brown Girl in the Ring + Gladiators theme

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    Many thanks. I recall a friend nicknaming a Series 2 wall monster "Arseface of Legend" - so here is a parody from the point of view of a Watcher tuning into Series 3 to discover clue room guardians who look somewhat different. Original is Brown Girl in the Ring, made famous by Boney M. Brangwen in the wall Tra la la la la There's a Brangwen in the wall Tra la la la la la Brangwen in the wall Tra la la la la She looks like a face and not a bum Bum bum Wait in her clue room Tra la la la la Careful she could bring you doom Tra la la la la la Is she a hoodlum? Tra la la la la She looks like a face and not a bum Bum bum Olgarth Granitas gone off Need a face that works with blues Arsehead Igneous gone off Need someone to give the clues I remember on one Friday, right She was being a hard-faced cow 'Cause a team were slow with her riddle She said, "Answer" and "Name it now!" Brangwen Shee Now you see Brangwen in the room Tra la la la la There's a Brangwen in the room Tra la la la la la Brangwen in the room Tra la la la la She looks like a face and not a bum Bum bum... This one is based on the full theme song from TV series Gladiators. Do you fear the power of the Automatum? Can you meet the challenge of the catacombs? Do you have the makings of a hero? Can you run pell-mell for the well? Do you have the speed, the strength, the ears to hear his whirring Setting your heart stirring? Or is it your bowel? Beware the Automatum Gotta move like a hare on steroids Gotta stay ahead of the android Gotta seek your Holy Grail Ready or not, here he comes with a flail Can you keep away from the Automatum? Do you have three friends to aid you? Do you have the smell of perspirin'? Can you keep on moving to your goal? Now it's time to race, you're in a chase, so don't you crack now There's no turning back now Edmund's on the way I mean the Automatum Gotta move with lightning speed Nearby portal's what you need Better collect the MEDAL bits Oh he stopped you, time to call it quits Do you fear the power of the Automatum? Can you face the menace of the mechanoid? Show the stuff you're made of Karen, seal the fate of The Automatum Spellcast RUST at the Automatum Then you'll bust up the Automatum But you won't be a champion The Automatum!
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    Fall Apart (parody of Hungry Heart by Bruce Springsteen)

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    [Meant to edit this in to accompany the filk but timed out on ability to do I'm afraid so if mods want to shift it (quiet at the back!) into previous post they may do so] This forum member certainly did appreciate the previous number and was indeed profusing blushing at the lines "I am Ah Mok I am a legend" this led me to think back to a singstar session and how Heart of Glass was forever altered in a number of peoples perceptions and this brought me back to Springsteen's Hungry Heart my latest tune which I enjoy rather a lot.
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    Parodies of Grace Kelly + I Am a Rock + Holiday Road

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    Great to have a new contributor to this thread after so many years. I hope you complete your parody, Keith. You too, Jim - I'll hijack your parody ideas before you've thought of them, but not after. Billy, very good. I hope that my own reworking of a recent song, which I know to be a favourite of yours, will serve as an ample reward. Pre-Series 6. An actress with big ideas, who brought two ready-made characters to her first audition but failed, is determined to try again. Perhaps coming up with a third character will clinch it for her. Based on Grace Kelly by Mika. Lyrics, Video. "I wanna work for you." "The last time you auditioned, Miss Kennedy, you reduced me to tears. I promise it won't happen again." Do I attract you? Do I repulse you with my easy smile? Am I too ditzy? Am I too glitzy? Do I like what you like? I could be wholesome I could be loathsome Guess I'm a little bit shy Why don't you like me? Maybe you'll like me after my second try I tried to be a Greystaggy But all her looks were too sad So I tried a little Maggie I've gone identity mad! I could be thick I could be quick I could be a sorceress I could be fruitful I could be neutral I could be maiden in distress Gotta be keen Gotta be mean Gotta be everything more You know I'm serious Give me three series Or I will cry on your floor! "Being dramatic doesn't solve anything." When there's a quest on I'll give suggestions I'll help the dungeoneer think I'll show them beauty I'll show them duty Putting my life on the brink I'll be compelling Maybe dispelling I'd even beat up an elf Do I need leverage Should I show cleavage just to be put on your shelf? I tried to be a Greystaggy But all her looks were too sad So I tried a little Maggie I've gone identity mad! I could be blonde I own a wand Iona Ke-ennedy I could be magic I could be tragic I'd be on Levels 1 2 3 Gotta be green Gotta bluescreen? Gotta be everything more No one's immortal People need portals Why don't I show them the door? Say what you want to satisfy yourself But I can be just what every watching child thinks you should want I could be grey I could be fay I could be spiffing with spells I could be surly I could be girly I could be anything that sells Give me a part When do I start? I want to be in the cast I think you oughta Make me a daughter Sidriss - at last! [Delirious, she runs into a table, bangs her leg and collapses in pain, wishing she'd worn...] A shiiiin-GUARD! Back a few decades for one that I hope two forum members in particular will appreciate. Plus the one inadvertently name-checked in the first verse. Based on I Am a Rock by Simon and Garfunkel. Lyrics, Video. A journey West In a deep and dark Descender I on my way Wolfenden, I coming to your streets and square For a freshly filmed sixth series of Knightmare I am Ah Wok I am from China I have stall Emporium o' many I even give it wheels I no like Scaramonger, accent is no good Mine better and it mean I can be rewd I am Ah Wok I am on Knightmare Don't talk of Fear Well I've heard the name before It keeps me out of Level 3 I won't disturb the witches, or fight the Samurai [Just then, Ah Mok appears, and shoos Ah Wok away. He takes over the song.] Right you done a year and now you say bye-bye You were Ah Wok You were annoying I have her boobs And my special sauce to protect me I am gifted in my humour I made dodgy deals, now evilness appeals I touch Morgaine and Morgaine touches me I am Ah Mok I am a legend And Ah Mok feels Morgaine And a Knightmare never dies Finally, another from the 80s. It's a lazy effort on my part, but watch the video at 1:22 and tell me it wasn't meant to be. Based on Holiday Road by Lindsey Buckingham. Level 3, lotta bricks It's a long way down to Jericho 6 Jericho 6 Jericho 6 Team has brains and team has brawn But they can't survive 'cause they left the horn Jericho 6 Jericho 6 Can't use spell, key or tricks Only one way past this Jericho 6 Jericho 6 Jericho 6
  • KaMK

    Parody of Human by The Killers

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    Brilliant! Not far related from that - as you know how - after tonight, I think I'll be trying to coin one to Human by The Killers. Are we Human, Or are we goblin? The spell is vital, Firestone's so cold. Now I talk so high Walk like I'm wobblin'. Are we human, Or are we goblin? Full version to follow, or you take it on Billy.
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    Parody of We Didn't Start the Fire by Billy Joel

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    The following parody features every dungeoneer name. Original: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=g1BbNH_vXAM At this point I had a challenge involving Billy Joel's We Didn't Start The Fire. I thought I'd take a look back through the thread, just in case, and there it is already done by guess who on page 12... Meanwhile, I'm thinking of something along the lines of Megadeth's Hook In Mouth. Will anyone beat me to it?
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    Parody of Gummi Bears theme + The One and Only (Chesney Hawkes)

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    Good work, Ricky. I hope Mellisandre Got Married is on the way. The following parody, of the theme song from the cartoon series Gummi Bears, features every dungeoneer name. Official recording of full song Jeremy, Kelly, Richard, January Cliff, Stuart, Jenna, Scott, Kathryn, Mark, Claire Douglas and Duncan and Dickon and Dunstan Oliver, Ben, Alex, Matt, Alistair Dungeoneers Questing everywhere and there and here Julie, Gavin, Leo, Giles, Sophia They are the dungeoneers Julian, Barry, Ross, Akash Ram-Tarrey Summayya, Maeve, Sarah, Rebecca, Martin too Neil, Chris, Helen, Nicky, Karen, Tony, Vicky James, Naila, Nathan, Alan, Simons - a few Dungeoneers Questing everywhere and there and here David, Michael, Daniel and Sophia They are the dungeoneers They are the dungeoneers! Michael Cule makes it clear to KM's production crew how he feels about playing Fatilla the Hun. Original song: The One and Only by Chesney Hawkes. Official audio I am the Hun and lonely (Oh yeah) Cule, me Fool be 'cause I'm lamer Stall me 'cause I'm dumber While I'm Fatilla I hate his scenes because they feel like filler And yeah It's great to be in Knightmare But this part's a sham Don't tell me you know best It is the same in every quest I am the Hun and lonely Just wanna be Brother Mace I am the Hun and lonely Get this moustache off my face I've been the Player heard when Mace laughed A Vogon on a spacecraft Now I'm stuck blopping Hinting that I eat sheep droppings Black-cloaked assassination, Green bran-dy transformation, Next year - I say with emphasis - I will play any role but this! I am the Hun and lonely Just wanna be Brother Mace I am the Hun and lonely Get this moustache off my face I can't wear this uniform On Watchers' cathode ray tubes Because it doesn't fit that well And they will see my man boobs Next year, I'll be your acting pillar If I don't play Fatilla Just Mace, that would be great And some big guy that guards a gate I am the Hun and lonely Just wanna be Brother Mace I am the Hun and lonely Get this fake hair off my face [x2]
  • SkarkillS

    Parody of Pink Petticoats + Come On, Let's Go

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    Here's the first of 2 (hopfully 3) Filks in tribute to 3 Singers whos lives ended tragicaly way to soon 50 years ago this month. First up a song based on Buddy Holly's "Peggy Sue Got Married" Mellisandre got married Please don't tell Motely, no-no-no Don't tell him that I told you this I just heard a rumour from The Brollacan I don't say that it's true I'll just leave that up to you If you believe It to be Flasehood I’ll understand Well you recall a Dungeon Maid that's been in nearly every song, This is what I heard, of course the story could be wrong She's the one, So I've been told Well Now, she's wearing a band of gold Mellisandre got married not long ago You recall the Dungeon Maid who's been in nearly every song This is what I heard, of course the story may be wrong. Well She's the one, I've been told , Now she's wearing a band of gold Mellisandre got married not long ago I said Mellisandre got married not long ago Here's the second Tribute Flik. This is based on a lesser known song of "The Big Bopper" J.P Richardson called "Pink Petticoats" Flowing White Dress Well Flowing White dress, long blond hair, This serveing wench hunny, she gives me the blues. She drives me crazy, drives me wild. I love my Marta because she loves me in style Oh the first time i met this pretty little miss she used to charge me a gold coin a kiss. I bring all my money in adraw string sack, but now my Marta says here’s your money back Oh flowing white dress, long blond hair drive a me crazy, give me the blues. I go a ring ading ading when my serveing wench hunny when she say “Oh Motley Your the only one.” When you see me walking through Wolfenden I got my arm around my Marta and she lookin so sweet. I want to put her in my pocket like the kangaroo do with her flowing white dress and her long blond hair. Oh flowing white dress, long blond hair drive a me crazy, give me the blues. I go a ring ading ading when my serveing wench hunny when she say “Oh Motley Your the only one.” When you see me walking through Wolfenden I got my arm around my Marta and she lookin so sweet. I want to put her in my pocket like the kangaroo do with her flowing white dress and her long blond hair. Here's the third and final Tribuet Filk, this is based on the song that launched the 8 month long recording career of Ritchie Valens and was his first big hit "Come On Let's Go" Come on lets go Dungeonering Well .... Come on lets go lets go lets go Dungeonering Chouse your quest symbole and then its game on Come on Come on lets go Dungeonering, Quest On, Quest On Quest On Well... Now guied me guied me guied me to the wellway Come on lets go Quest On Lets go lets go on to level 2 Well... The Only way is onwards, there’s no turning back Come on lets go Quest On Goblins, Trolls and Dreadnaughts all aim to stops us. But still we’ll Quest On, Quest On, Quest On my freinds Now that we have Merlin’s spells to aid us Come on come on lets go Quest On On to Level 3 deeper and deeper we go Come along soon we’ll be at the end Marblehead and Linghorn loom a final confrontation soon...... Come on lets go Quest On a final spell to seal his Lordships fall Victory’s ours maby no fortune but now we have what few have the fame. Come on Come on lets Dungeonering, Quest On, Quest On, Quest On Quest On, Quest On, Quest On, Quest On, Quest On
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    A quartet of parodies

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    Based on Robert De Niro's Waiting by Bananarama. Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpu8RlxI_2w or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H87yGvoCNHU Knightmare Series Eight Might leave you quite impressed The CGI's great And it's in every quest But watching the show can become a bad dream Whenever Bartram encounters a team If Scaramonger and Ah Wok come back Hope they'll see Bartram, take clubs and attack Honesty Bartram's grating Talking to Daniel Honesty Bartram's grating Talking to Daniel Honesty Bartram's grating Talking to Nathan (Talking to Nathan) Honesty Bartram's grating I don't like your beard Nor do I like your hat And your name suggests To me that you're a prat Your gestures, your patter, they irritate me Watching you is, like your potion, risky Don't try to charm me, you're wasting your time I'd tell me dad that your acting's a crime Honesty Bartram's grating Talking to Daniel Honesty Bartram's grating Talking to Daniel Honesty Bartram's grating Talking to Nathan (Talking to Nathan) Honesty Bartram's grating... Based on Pinball Wizard by The Who Official audio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xZzGtDW2p4 About this incident. Back when I was a young boy I heeded Tommy Boyd I drew living room curtains And Knightmare I enjoyed But a certain technomancer He got me quite annoyed That dastardly Lord Fear Sure makes a mean Bimboid! It stands like a statue It's a skeletal machine Showing its obedience In a spyglass scene Ordered to kill Hordriss Oh no, he'll be destroyed Won't somebody warn him Here comes a mean Bimboid! It's a Bimboid, wizard It's gonna kill you A Bimboid, wizard Unless you see it true Who do you think will warn him? (I don't know!) Nathan it should be Ain't got no distractions Has magic energy It looks a lot like Sidriss: Iona Kennedy Lord Fear's made it evil With its mind he's toyed A dead, dumb assassin's Also a mean Bimboid I thought I saw A black gigantic cat But it's just Hordriss The Bimboid's not here yet Then they find it at the trapdoor Waiting with a knife Nathan's teammates tip him off And he saves Hordriss' life He reveals it and destroys it I was overjoyed That pompous old wizard Sure saw off that Bimboid! Based on Country House by Blur Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpuh1WE-RVw About Leo's quest in Series 3. (So the story begins) Bromley dweller Successful fella Said to his friends "Hey, Matthew and James and Simon, Let's go on Knightmare In Series Three." And he meets Melly and Merlin While the quest's unfurling Tells Motley a joke and it's an oyster, no pearl in Fluffed it in the level's anxiety Yes, it's Level Two And Leo's through (so simple) He went on a quest A very big quest In the Dungeon Watching Challenge for repeats Hordriss he defeats In the Dungeon He has all manner of spells And climbs in one or two wells In the Dungeon You're not supposed to take arms Even if you've qualms In the Dungeon He's got Mogdred's GLORY and life's a different story Listening to Treguard's oratory Dispelled a SWORD then ENERGY He's shaking Stardust, trying his hardest Needs a helping hand, that window's not at all bland Oh, if he'd just said, "Avebury" Wasn't faint at heart Rode that cart (down the mine tracks) He went on a quest A very big quest In the Dungeon It was in search of the Cup He did well then messed it up In the Dungeon He doesn't drink, smoke, laugh Takes the wrong path In the Dungeon You should come to no harm With good knowledge and charm In the Dungeon In the Dungeon In the Dungeon In the Dun-ge-o-on The largest ring on English ground? I don't know where The largest ring on English ground? I don't know where Based on You're the Voice by John Farnham Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbkOZTSvrHs About a Series 6 room. Each Se-ries Six team starts with a decision They can seek what they want to seek They gotta make their choice, out of a whole four missions They can choose the Sword or The Cup, Shield or Crown But hooow can Sophia's team choose it When it's only just been found? Hall of Choice, not for hun or bandit It is for the dungeoneer Oh-o-o-o, whoa-o-o-o If they get a hand from Hordriss Then they're gonna beat Lord Fear Oh-wo-wo-wo, whoa-o-o-o This time, we know they're free to stand where they may With four symbols it's all up to them And each one means a different doorway They can choose the Sword or The Cup, Shield or Crown But hooow can Sophia's team choose it When it's only just been found? Hall of Choice, not for hun or bandit It is for the dungeoneer Oh-o-o-o, whoa-o-o-o If they get a hand from Hordriss Then they're gonna beat Lord Fear Oh-wo-wo-wo, whoa-o-o-o...
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    DISMISS (parody of SOS by ABBA)

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    Treguard reminisces the days of being dungeonmaster. *Where are those dungeon days, they seem so hard to find I tried to reach you but you have passed your time Whatever happened to our love? I wish I understood It used to be so nasty, it used to be so good So when you're near me, dungeon can't you hear me D-I-S-M-I-S-S The love you gave me nothing else can save me D-I-S-M-I-S-S Now you're gone How can I even try to go on? Now you're gone Though I try how can I carry on? You seem so far away even though you're quite near You made me feel alive though many children died I fear* That's Treguard singing his own version of ABBA's SOS, DISMISS, though I appreciate it is hard to work into the song if you try and sing it (don't).
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    Parody of U Can't Touch This, The Girl is Mine, Song for Who

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    Troll... Hammer time! Something like this, you mean? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ySNLHI77Ks (The picture's a mite out of sync with the sound, but you get the idea...)
  • SkarkillS

    Dunswater (parody of the Rio Bravo theme by Dean Martin)

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    Here's another love song from the Dungons resident Jester Motley to Melisandra. This time a sad lement after her dissaprence after Series 4, based on Dean Martin's theme song to the classic Westen RIO BRAVO. **Dunswater By the river Dunswater I walk all alone And I wonder as I wander by the river Where my Mellisandre has gone All the birds in the Wolf Glade above Know I love her, Know I care But my dreams, like the songs, She sang so Sweetly Seem to vanish, In the air I wonder where. So I wonder as I wander, will my Melly come back to me? Or Must I live ever afterjust a jester with only the memory of her song? While the river Dunswater flows along Dunswater, Dunswater While the river Dunswater flows along Dunswater**
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    Never Gonna Win The Cup (parody of Never Gonna Give You Up)

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    Some Stock Aitken Waterman turned into a lament of an ended quest - here's a filk of 'Never Gonna Give You Up' by Rick Astley, video at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOU8GIRUd_g and lyrics at http://www.lyricsfreak.com/r/rick+astley/never+gonna+give+you+up_20116173.html . *We were strangers at first, We knew the rules from head to toe, A Frightknight trophy we were dreaming of, You cannot get one from any other show, Now, that we have killed our dungeoneer, Gotta realise it's the end, Never gonna win the cup, Never gonna win the crown, Never gonna stay alive and be champions, Never gonna spell or spy, Now we gotta say goodbye, Never gonna win a prize of squiredom! We had been questing, for so long, We needed magic but were to dim to get it. And then we perished as did, all our dreams, We played the game but now, we've just lost it. And, don't you blame the dungeoneer, Cus they were just too, blind to see! Never gonna win the cup, Never gonna win the crown, Never gonna stay alive and be champions, Never gonna spell or spy, Now we gotta say goodbye, Never gonna win a prize of squiredom! Never gonna win the cup, Never gonna win the crown, Never gonna stay alive and be champions, Never gonna spell or spy, Now we gotta say goodbye, Never gonna win a prize of squiredom! (Ooooh, win the cup, ooooh, win the cup) Never gonna win, never gonna win, (win the cup), Never gonna win, never gonna win, (win the cup), We had been questing, for so long, We needed magic but were to dim to get it. And then we perished as did, all our dreams, We played the game but now, we've just lost it. Now, that we have killed our dungeoneer, Gotta realise it's the end, Never gonna win the cup, Never gonna win the crown, Never gonna stay alive and be champions, Never gonna spell or spy, Now we gotta say goodbye, Never gonna win a prize of squiredom! Never gonna win the cup, Never gonna win the crown, Never gonna stay alive and be champions, Never gonna spell or spy, Now we gotta say goodbye, Never gonna win a prize of squiredom! Never gonna win the cup, Never gonna win the crown, Never gonna stay alive and be champions, Never gonna spell or spy, Now we gotta say goodbye, Never gonna win a prize of squiredom!*
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    FREEZER was the First Spell Oh (For He's a Jolly Good Fellow)

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    What's FREEZER was the first spell, oh a parody of? (Personally, I would have gone for a crimp too!) FREEZER Was The First Spell Oh... For 'e's A Jolly Good Fellow.
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    Questing Time (parody of Ride On Time by Black Box)

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    Hehe, great work, love the Queen one - we'll run out of Queen songs at this rate but it's awesome to see another! Not entirely happy with this one but I think it does the job. A rewrite of Black Box's 'Ride On Time', original lyrics at http://www.songfacts.com/lyrics.php?findsong=3712 , video at http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=I2sjAnu_5ek , and here's the filk: *Winning the cup, winning the cup, winning the cup (Ooohhhhh...) Winning the cup, winning the cup, winning the cup (NAAAAAASTY!) The season has beguuuuuunnnnn...TODAAAAAAAAYYYYY! Gaaaaame On! Gaaaaame On! Ga-Gaaaaame On Ga-Ga-Ga-Gaaaaame On! Path's open, path's open, path's open, path's open, Enter Stranger! You just walk right in, wa-wa-walk right in! Gaaaaame On! Gaaaaame On! Ga-Gaaaaame On Ga-Ga-Ga-Gaaaaame On! Ga-Gaaaaame On! Gaaaaame On! Ga-Ga-Ga-Gaaaaame On! Ga-Ga-Gaaaaame On! Winning the cup, winning the cup, winning the cup (Que-Que-Quest the dungeon!) Winning the cup, winning the cup, winning the cup (Life force green!) Winning the cup, winning the cup, winning the cup (Que-Que-Quest the dungeon!) Winning the cup, winning the cup, winning the cup (Walk right in!) Cus it's Questing Time! Cus it's Questing Time! Questing time! Cus it's Questing Time! Cus it's Questing Time! Questing time! Take the helmet! Take the helmet put it on, put it on put it on your head, Path's open, Enter Stranger! You just walk right in, wa-wa-walk right in! Gaaaaame On! Gaaaaame On! Ga-Gaaaaame On Ga-Ga-Ga-Gaaaaame On! Ga-Gaaaaame On! Gaaaaame On! Ga-Ga-Ga-Gaaaaame On! Ga-Ga-Gaaaaame On! Winning the cup, winning the cup, winning the cup (Que-Que-Quest the dungeon!) Winning the cup, winning the cup, winning the cup (Life force green!) Winning the cup, winning the cup, winning the cup (Que-Que-Quest the dungeon!) Winning the cup, winning the cup, winning the cup (Walk right in!) TODAAAAAAAAAAYY! Cus it's Questing Time! Cus it's Questing Time! Questing time! Cus it's Questing Time! Cus it's Questing Time! Questing time! Cus it's Questing Time! Questing time! Cus it's Questing Time! Que-Que-Questing time! C-Cus it's Questing Time! Que-Que-Questing time! TODAAAAAAAAAYY! The season has beguuuuuunnnnn...TODAAAAAAAAYYYYY!*
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    Parodies of St. Elmo's Fire (Man in Motion) by John Parr

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    Although Ben in Series 5 had what it took to complete Level 3, he always wished that he could reposition the Helmet of Justice so it wasn't over his eyes. Original lyrics, music video I suppose it's also worth mentioning that "St Elmo's Fire" formed part of a question in the gamebook section of The Labyrinths of Fear, where the team encounter Mordred.
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    These Teams (parody of These Dreams by Heart)

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    Based on Heart's song These Dreams. music video. Simon raised a candle During Series Three Spell called DASH got Giles Moving in the trees Wild blades were spinning Some cut and some missed While we millions kept watch over These teams in the list [Verse from extended version, not in video] Darkness brought a threat David can't withstand Matt used SAMURAI On a man known as Hands I want them to win clearly Or I'd boo and hiss And what I remember Are the teams in the list These teams go on and they seek a prize Every series, One to Eight, they try to stay alive These teams that quest when it's cold outside Every moment on the screen, a Knightmare and a dream Richard took a dagger Jericho wouldn't fall And Martin's head got zapped Through a stained glass wall In Medusa's eyesight Was Leo saved by GRIP And Alex used a BAG To catch Elita's lips These teams go on and they seek a prize Every series, One to Eight, they try to stay alive These teams that quest when it's cold outside Every moment on the screen, a Knightmare and a dream There's something in there They can't resist They cannot hide away from the strain They go on Knightmare 'Til they're dismissed The cruellest laugh is Mogdred's Tony ever heard Simon's sidestep feat Is ceaseless in bringing mirth In a Dungeon of dangers Victory is bliss But the Helm hides one face Of teams in the list These teams go on and they seek a prize Every series, One to Eight, they try to stay alive These teams that quest when it's cold outside Every moment on the screen, a Knightmare and a dream...
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    We Will Block You (parody of We Will Rock You by Queen)

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    A triumphant return, Billy. More please! Perhaps I should avoid reworking We Will Rock You into a song about blockers, for now... Enough avoidance. This reworking is about Christopher's quest in Series 5. Official video here. Buddy you're a boy make a big noise Questing in the room gonna buy a big spell today You got jewel in the ice You need advice Casting your spell won't be very nice Because We will, we will, shock you We will, we will, shock you Buddy you're a goblin, cast-locked Squeaking in the room gonna have to remain that way You gone green in the face You big disgrace Pleading your innocence to Brother Mace We will, we will, mock you, sing it We will, we will, mock you Buddy you're a dead boy, poor boy Standing at the wall you're not gonna get past today It's got bricks in a face You big disgrace There's no way that you're gonna get outta this place We will, we will, block you, sing it We will, we will, block you, everybody We will, we will, block you We will, we will, block you, alright