Cunning Plans For DVD Release
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New plans, formed today are.....
Plan F: Eating mushy peas, baked beans, cabbage and onions and bombarding the GMHQ ready to let rip if they don't bring out a DVD.
This one seems quite logical and only needs some willing volunteers, I am currently researching which foodstuffs make the most pungent smells after being digested, much to the annoyance of my workmates and family, I'll keep you posted on that one too.
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Plan Z: For me, after doing my Media Degree to get a job at Granada and use 'my considerable feminie charms' (quote author Malefact ) to persuade them to realease the DVD.
This has been lebelled as Plan Z or 'The Last Resort' only because it'll take me 3 years to finish my media degree, after that it'll take me a while to get a job at the GMHQ and then I've got to work my way round the executives. Which, depending on how many there are, and how many of them are female, could take a while.
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Right then, Plan G.
Send in Festus This envoles asking GG to
a) starve him for a while and
b) lend him to us half-starved.
Any volunteers?
I thought not
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lol, do you think a half starved festus would go all the way to GMHQ when the person letting him out of the cage is right there, and there are pedestrians around to munch on... ;D
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hmmm, you have got a point whitedevil, this could be the whole 'Jurassic Park, releasing the veloceraptors' senario all over again.
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Right then, Plan G.
Send in Festus This envoles asking GG to
a) starve him for a while and
b) lend him to us half-starved.
Hmmm, the problem is that after a) he'd eat me, so I'd be unable to do b). And since he'd eaten me, someone would need to do a) again to get him in a suitably starved state. But once they'd done that, he'd eat them, so...
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I see, this really could go on forever then. Perhaps we'll have to abandon that plan G.
Good Idea though Marge, unfortuneately you didn't quite think it through, clearly not as skilled at cunning plan forming as I, hehe
hugz Marge and pats her on the head
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Hmm, we could all go down there and chain ourselves to the fence outside, if there is a fence... Or someone could call them posing as an extremly rich person who will reimburse them the cost of making it. Sorry, these aren't very helpful, huh.
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no piracy.
i think theres a prob roxxy dear, or maybe even two!
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they may be LOADS of GM executives...you need to recruit other posters.
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what happens when you run out of letters for your plans?
and just arandom question...when plan A works can we try out some of the others...just for fun...please??
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no piracy.
i think theres a prob roxxy dear, or maybe even two!
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they may be LOADS of GM executives...you need to recruit other posters.
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what happens when you run out of letters for your plans?
and just arandom question...when plan A works can we try out some of the others...just for fun...please??
There cant be THAT many Gm executives because otherwise they wouldn't be executives would they??! and anyway I couldn't deal with any of the woman executives as, well they're normally a bit butch and dodgy looking, so I'll have to recruit someone to help me out on that, that's assuming that there are any woman executives of course,
When we reach plan Y, I'll fully catalogue all the plans to date and then we can either start doubling up the letters (e.g. plan AA,BB,CC) or we can double them up another way (e.g. plan AA,AB,AC,AD)
Roxxy thinks of everything!
Jebstar and Phoenixflame, we need something a bit more cunning please...
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Hmm, how about we hack into their computer systems, and arrange for them to release Knightmare on DVD.
Or, we can take contol of their minds, with telepathy.
Or we could abduct the head of the company, and then make him watch every episode of Knightmare, and then he'd realise what a good show it is, and release it on DVD, for the large amount of fans that are out there.
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i like mine better due to the lack of need of psychics and sucklike
LOL, very true! ;D
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I'll go in there and growl quietly to unnerve them at first.
Now, now, Festus, not while we have visitors. I'm sure the nice people at GM who used to pay Grimmie's ogreing wages don' wanna 'ear your 'eds growling.
Then I'll let a full roar out.
We've 'ad enough of your roaring, thankyou. Old Brangwen next door keeps threatening to phone the police.
They'll get the message and probably get on with it (once they've changed their underwear).
Would you change you mind if I offer yer this bone. Yes, nice bones, Festus! I know you 'as a terrible 'unger an' all.
Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Shurrupangerraaartofit!
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Excellent! The computer gremlins wont let me online for a week and when I come online there are loads of great ideas being formed.
Thanx to Pickle looks like we've got plan G, subliminal messaging
and thanx to PhoenixFlame we've got plan H, hacking into the GM computer systems.
I'll have to do some research into these, but I'm pretty sure they could work and they are VERY cunning
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