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    RoxxAatherton
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    hmmm, you have got a point whitedevil, this could be the whole 'Jurassic Park, releasing the veloceraptors' senario all over again.

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      MoanaLiza
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      Well you could always send him in the cage and realease him there and then. Or you could send him in one of those animal boxes only to be opened by the head at GMHQ!

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        GrimaldineGrimwold
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        Right then, Plan G.

        Send in Festus This envoles asking GG to

        a) starve him for a while and

        b) lend him to us half-starved.

        Hmmm, the problem is that after a) he'd eat me, so I'd be unable to do b). And since he'd eaten me, someone would need to do a) again to get him in a suitably starved state. But once they'd done that, he'd eat them, so...

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          RoxxAatherton
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          I see, this really could go on forever then. Perhaps we'll have to abandon that plan G.

          Good Idea though Marge, unfortuneately you didn't quite think it through, clearly not as skilled at cunning plan forming as I, hehe

          hugz Marge and pats her on the head

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            Jebstar
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            A good idea would be to get a dvd copied direct from the makers for however much it costs between us, then copying it onto dvds and the rest would have to be kept quiet, but I believe its called piracy.

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              PhoenixFlame
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              Hmm, we could all go down there and chain ourselves to the fence outside, if there is a fence...  Or someone could call them posing as an extremly rich person who will reimburse them the cost of making it.   Sorry, these aren't very helpful, huh.

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                Pickle123
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                no piracy.

                i think theres a prob roxxy dear, or maybe even two!

                1. they may be LOADS of GM executives...you need to recruit other posters.

                2. what happens when you run out of letters for your plans?

                and just arandom question...when plan A works can we try out some of the others...just for fun...please??

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                  RoxxAatherton
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                  no piracy.

                  i think theres a prob roxxy dear, or maybe even two!

                  1. they may be LOADS of GM executives...you need to recruit other posters.

                  2. what happens when you run out of letters for your plans?

                  and just arandom question...when plan A works can we try out some of the others...just for fun...please??

                  There cant be THAT many Gm executives because otherwise they wouldn't be executives would they??! and anyway I couldn't deal with any of the woman executives as, well they're normally a bit butch and dodgy looking, so I'll have to recruit someone to help me out on that, that's assuming that there are any woman executives of course,

                  When we reach plan Y, I'll fully catalogue all the plans to date and then we can either start doubling up the letters (e.g. plan AA,BB,CC) or we can double them up another way (e.g. plan AA,AB,AC,AD)

                  Roxxy thinks of everything!

                  Jebstar and Phoenixflame, we need something a bit more cunning please...

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                    Pickle123
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                    we creep into each of the executives homes and put headphones on each one of them playing the KM theme tune in a loop. hopefully a subliminal msg will get through

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                      PhoenixFlame
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                      Hmm, how about we hack into their computer systems, and arrange for them to release Knightmare on DVD.

                      Or, we can take contol of their minds, with telepathy.

                      Or we could abduct the head of the company, and then make him watch every episode of Knightmare, and then he'd realise what a good show it is, and release it on DVD, for the large amount of fans that are out there.

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                        Pickle123
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                        i like mine better due to the lack of need of psychics and sucklike

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                          PhoenixFlame
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                          i like mine better due to the lack of need of psychics and sucklike

                          LOL, very true!  ;D

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                            Festus
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                            I'll go in there and growl quietly to unnerve them at first.

                            Then I'll let a full roar out.

                            They'll get the message and probably get on with it (once they've changed their underwear).

                            Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

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                              GrimaldineGrimwold
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                              I'll go in there and growl quietly to unnerve them at first.

                              Now, now, Festus, not while we have visitors. I'm sure the nice people at GM who used to pay Grimmie's ogreing wages don' wanna 'ear your 'eds growling.

                              Then I'll let a full roar out.

                              We've 'ad enough of your roaring, thankyou. Old Brangwen next door keeps threatening to phone the police.

                              They'll get the message and probably get on with it (once they've changed their underwear).

                              Would you change you mind if I offer yer this bone. Yes, nice bones, Festus! I know you 'as a terrible 'unger an' all.

                              Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

                              Shurrupangerraaartofit!

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                                RoxxAatherton
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                                Excellent! The computer gremlins wont let me online for a week and when I come online there are loads of great ideas being formed.

                                Thanx to Pickle looks like we've got plan G, subliminal messaging

                                and thanx to PhoenixFlame we've got plan H, hacking into the GM computer systems.

                                I'll have to do some research into these, but I'm pretty sure they could work and they are VERY cunning

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                                  Snowwiewolf
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                                  Throws a bone to Festus and accidently hits his left head... Oops!

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                                    Pickle123
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                                    we send

                                    tapes of tekeshis castle to show them what rubbish they could be being asked toproduce and then after the torture of watching them they'll beg to release KM

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                                      MoanaLiza
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                                      Mind you they might be Takeshi fans though . So that might not be a good idea after all!

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                                        Pickle123
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                                        make them watch the same series for an hour every day and then see if they're as keen to inflict that on their viewers

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                                          PhoenixFlame
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                                          Excellent! The computer gremlins wont let me online for a week and when I come online there are loads of great ideas being formed.

                                          Thanx to Pickle looks like we've got plan G, subliminal messaging

                                          and thanx to PhoenixFlame we've got plan H, hacking into the GM computer systems.

                                          I'll have to do some research into these, but I'm pretty sure they could work and they are VERY cunning

                                          LOL, we have a whole alphabet soup of ideas!  😉

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