U kno sum1's been messing w. the dungeons when...
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...Treguard is heard listening to Korn
...Sly Hands captures a dungeoneer
...Snapper Jack catches a dungeoneer
...Any of the characters are found reading the Bible
...We see Festus
...The only character who can help the poor, hapless dungeoneer is Tim Booth
...Lord Fear actually fries a dungeoneer while looking through a spyglass
...The only character who can help the poor, hapless dungeoneer is Michael Kulas
...Someone swears on the programme
...It's actually quite similar to Adam's Knightmare RPG
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...Sly Hands captures a dungeoneer
...Snapper Jack catches a dungeoneer
...Any of the characters are found reading the Bible
...We see Festus
Well, Sly did.
I guess a better thing for Jack to have done would be just to follow Sidriss round all day asking her things. Bound to catch her without a Dungeoneer to protect her sooner or later. If he found himself saying "This one's too smart for Jack..." repeatedly to her then he really has got problems. In any case, what's he going to do with people once he's netted them?
The Bible? Only chapter of that we saw on one of the religious characters was the Book of Proverbs. Ho ho. Couldn't resist that.
And Festus. Well, you'll see him. All in good time, dearie. [cackle]
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The Mini-Fear defects and joins Treguard. Treguard and Lord Fear then realise that they are actually brothers when Michael Caine communicates through a vidilink.... ;D
Oh, please no. Just... no.
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Lilith decides her life of sitting around receiving potions is pointless, and jumps off her own ledge.
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Majida receives a deportation order. To allow her to stay, Treguard offers to marry her. She refuses to wed someone with a beard the size of Wolfenden and who puts compost in his hair, and decides life was better "in bottle" anyway.
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As well as the Helmet of Justice, Eye Shield, Reach Wand, Insect Repellant, Spare Life Force Quiches and other gadgetry, Treguard starts handing out a gas mask, because after eight years of food being put into the knapsack, the rotting contents now smell worse than Lissard and Sly Hands combined.
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Sly Hands wins the Dungeon's Pol Idol and becomes a teenage heartthrob, constantly pursued by masses of teenage girls wanting to get their hands on his Magic Rope.
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Lord Fear takes up his place in the House of Lords. He votes for Government plans to abolish Hunting With Dogs, but speaks out against proposals to curtail Hunting With Goblins.
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Brother Mace is seen having lunch with an Assassin.
Oh, wait...
- Okay, Brother Mace is seen playing Twister with a Mireman, a Pooka and a Skeletron. "Okay Pooka, left hand on blue. Oh, we don't have any blue because of the Chromakey walls. Oh, and you don't have any hands. Oh dear."
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Bruce Forsyth enters the 'Play Your Cards Right' ;D
Lol, thief! Thief, I say!
"> In the middle of the Play Your Cards Right puzzle, Bruce Forsyth appears complete with annoying catchphrases, and his "dolly dealers" Malice and Morghanna."
There are far better jokes to steal than mine.
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puts his left hand on the blue... and because it's Chromakey... everything's blue
I still have that Twister game in my head:
Mace: "Right, Skeletron, left foot bone on red. Ouch! Mireman, watch where you're sticking that bloody trident!"
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Lord Fear is replaced with Lord Voldemort, the Dungeoneer is Harry Potter and the advisors are Hermione, Ron and Draco (well...the team always has to argue about something).
The frightknights are replaced with those woodpeckers toys that vibrate down a stick when you ping them.
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