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    GrimaldineGrimwold
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    (I bet it's P.ussywillow, or something like that )

    [edited to sneak past the paranoid censor!]

    How did you know?

    And what does the censor do with "pussy"?

    Oh, I see.

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      Malefact
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      The censor has such a filthy mind!

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      • KaMK
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        KaM
        Senior staff
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        Keith aM is me. Known as RedMage by some... and, erm.. King Tharadus if you're feeling very admirative (not recommended).

        Witty alternatives are King .... (must pause, then sound exasperated) Fkit! It was an outtake for the RPG. Dear Farnham, (Matt or forum's 'Myatt', my good buddy and RPG henchman, could not remember my character name, and as I was behind the camera at the time, fully clothed in my Kingly robes (not dressing gown for this episode) - he slipped a bit of semi-personal slander at me... called me Fkit! I slapped him some abuse back, but had I given thought to it, would have danced round the camera and lanced at him a bit with my shortsword!

        Use my initials as a signature, but don't mind if they become a nickname in their own right. Call me what you will, good friends o' mine. See you soon.   KaM

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          Pooka
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          Benjamin Charles Maydon.

          I'm fed up with it now, however, that's why I've been 'Pooka' for years.

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            Fidjit
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            It seems as though Grimaldine and Malefact do a lot of arguing from time to time...  ;D

            It happened in the latest post...  ;D

            Let's try and resolve it shall we?  ;D

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              Malefact
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              It's nothing malicious - all in good humour.

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                GrimaldineGrimwold
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                It seems as though Grimaldine and Malefact do a lot of arguing from time to time...  ;D

                It happened in the latest post...  ;D

                Let's try and resolve it shall we?  ;D

                Heh. As Malefact says, our banter is all in good humour. If you care to read through some of the forum history, you'll find we agree on rather a lot, that we have a lot of respect for one another's ideas and points, and that-as a lot of good friends do- we rather enjoy a bit of silly banter at each other's expense now and again.

                So, yep. It's a nice motive to try to play peacekeeper occasionally, but best to do so between people who are genuinely bickering.

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                  GrimaldineGrimwold
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                  Addendum:

                  That does not change the fact, however, that Malefact is a slagrat.*

                  • Another insult courtesy of Elita Insults Inc. Elita is available for insults at weddings, christenings and children's parties. Her latest work, 1001 Insults For Any Occasion is available at all good bookshops for around £12.99
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                    Malefact
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                    Nor, indeed, does it change the fact that GG is a pus-dripping sack of double-smoked rectum jerky.

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                      GrimaldineGrimwold
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                      Hey, that's not from Elita's books. We're supposed to be under contract to advertise them, so stick to her own brand insults!

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                        Fidjit
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                        This topic was a discgrace...  😄

                        I don't think I should have started it...  ;D

                        Malefact is about to hit 1000, congratulations Matey!  ;D

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                          Malefact
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                          Thanks very much! I don't feel a day over 200, either.

                          (I'm a bit chuffed that my 1000th post was giving my feedback on the first episode of series 5!)

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                            Elita
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                            Hey, that's not from Elita's books. We're supposed to be under contract to advertise them, so stick to her own brand insults!

                            Well that one's going in the sequel, since I like it ya scumpot!

                            And back on topic, my name's Jen. I usually use the name Jen Kollic online due  to a grevious spelling error.

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                              Dan
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                              I'm not telling you my real name.  You'll just have to guess.

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                                Emii
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                                Montgomery Humperdink?

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                                  Emii
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                                  ...and everyone knowsmy real name anyway - it's on the km site. I'm Emily Bradshaw.

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                                    Dan
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                                    Montgomery Humperdink?

                                    ...damn you!

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                                      Emii
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                                      LOL  😄

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                                        Fidjit
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                                        Dan...?  ;D

                                        Whoever finds the name gets a hundred points...  ;D

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                                          Kawaii_Catgirl
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                                          Hello, my name's Chris, nice to see you all again. For the record, I like pussycats.

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