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    GrimaldineGrimwold
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    It seems as though Grimaldine and Malefact do a lot of arguing from time to time...  ;D

    It happened in the latest post...  ;D

    Let's try and resolve it shall we?  ;D

    Heh. As Malefact says, our banter is all in good humour. If you care to read through some of the forum history, you'll find we agree on rather a lot, that we have a lot of respect for one another's ideas and points, and that-as a lot of good friends do- we rather enjoy a bit of silly banter at each other's expense now and again.

    So, yep. It's a nice motive to try to play peacekeeper occasionally, but best to do so between people who are genuinely bickering.

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      GrimaldineGrimwold
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      Addendum:

      That does not change the fact, however, that Malefact is a slagrat.*

      • Another insult courtesy of Elita Insults Inc. Elita is available for insults at weddings, christenings and children's parties. Her latest work, 1001 Insults For Any Occasion is available at all good bookshops for around £12.99
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        Malefact
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        Nor, indeed, does it change the fact that GG is a pus-dripping sack of double-smoked rectum jerky.

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          GrimaldineGrimwold
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          Hey, that's not from Elita's books. We're supposed to be under contract to advertise them, so stick to her own brand insults!

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            Fidjit
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            This topic was a discgrace...  😄

            I don't think I should have started it...  ;D

            Malefact is about to hit 1000, congratulations Matey!  ;D

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              Malefact
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              Thanks very much! I don't feel a day over 200, either.

              (I'm a bit chuffed that my 1000th post was giving my feedback on the first episode of series 5!)

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                Elita
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                Hey, that's not from Elita's books. We're supposed to be under contract to advertise them, so stick to her own brand insults!

                Well that one's going in the sequel, since I like it ya scumpot!

                And back on topic, my name's Jen. I usually use the name Jen Kollic online due  to a grevious spelling error.

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                  Dan
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                  I'm not telling you my real name.  You'll just have to guess.

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                    Emii
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                    Montgomery Humperdink?

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                      Emii
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                      ...and everyone knowsmy real name anyway - it's on the km site. I'm Emily Bradshaw.

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                        Dan
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                        Montgomery Humperdink?

                        ...damn you!

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                          Emii
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                          LOL  😄

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                            Fidjit
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                            Dan...?  ;D

                            Whoever finds the name gets a hundred points...  ;D

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                              Kawaii_Catgirl
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                              Hello, my name's Chris, nice to see you all again. For the record, I like pussycats.

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                                JamesA
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                                Hello!  😄

                                In the outside world, I am James Aukett, ex-Countdown and Brainteaser contestant.

                                In the Knightmare RPG, I am the "cheap sundial" mage Gabrielle, or agitated firefighter and big bad rude boy DJ on the side during my days off.

                                And here I am known as Zagor, overlord of Firetop Mountain who is a million times more powerful than Lord Fear and someone who likes to post on the odd occasion!

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                                  Lowebo
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                                  Richard "Will" Lowe - not interesting at all!! As for all the banter - it should be banned. Single comments are the way forward - who dares challenge??!

                                  PS I lie. You are all incompetent buffoons!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

                                  PPS - Just kidding. Sorry.

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                                    Drassil
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                                    My first name is a run-of-the-mill Biblical effort. I share my surname with an Eric Blair character.

                                    Now, go forth, and find thyself a more exciting post than this one! Though there is a bit more...

                                    In the outside world, I am James Aukett, ex-Countdown and Brainteaser contestant.

                                    Being on Countdown is a nice achievement, Zagor. I gather you have a petition going about the time change. Back when Countdown was on at 4:30, and so clashed with Knightmare on a Friday, what did you do? Which one did you miss, or video?

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                                      JamesA
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                                      (shameless plug)  ;D

                                      http://www.petitiononline.com/count415/petition.html

                                      But Knightmare was priority number 1 on a Friday afternoon after school, and I didn't really get into Countdown until my college years anyway.

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                                        SrWilson3S
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                                        Mines Steven  ....yay  ;D

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                                          WhiteFloatingSkull
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                                          Heh, the name's Robert Antony Brown.  ;D

                                          However, 'The White Floaty Skull of Death' is MUCH more appealing,  😉

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