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    MoanaLiza
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    The boatman: "My name is..."

    In true Eminem fashion

    1st quest; Dungeoneer: I want my Mum Sob

    2nd quest; Treguard (with bin) to advisor: Will you please put that gum in there! in true teacher fashion, pointing to bin in other hand

    Dungeoneer riding on Smirkenorff: Oh no! I think I'm going to be sick! turning green

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      Emii
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      These are great! I think I'll start a new thread...

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        Moocowthingy
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        Morghanna or Malice or Aesandre wearing a short skirt and high heels!  ;D

        Ohh now now isnt this all getting a bit S & M ?.  I suppose next Gunrada could carry a whip insted of a sword and when a dungeoneer releases her from the stocks she could say " Get in, now its your turn "

        Moving swiftly on ......

        You would never see fast food in the dungeon.

        Advisor: " Look to the left of the table can you see somthing on the floor ? "

        Dungeoneer: " Yes I can just see it "

        Advisor: " Walk over to it and tell us what it is "

        Dungeoneer: " Its a brown paper bag, it appears to be a happy meal "

        Advisor: " Ok put it in your knapsack "

        Treguard: " LIFEFORCE CRITICAL TEAM  you best get your dungeoneer some help "

        Advisor: " What went wrong ? "

        Pickle: " You ate a happy meal you didnt realy expect to get any lifeforce from that crap did you ? "

        Treguard: " Spellcasting D I S M I S S.  Goodbye foolhardy travelers I hope youve lernt your lesson.  The road behind leads back to England, maybe on the way you will find a decent place to eat "

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          GrimaldineGrimwold
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          2nd quest; Treguard (with bin) to advisor: Will you please put that gum in there! in true teacher fashion, pointing to bin in other hand

          Start of new season.

          Treguard (with same bin, to dungeoneer): "Look, just put the damn thing on your head. I told you- we lost the Helmet of Justice when we moved studios, so you'll just have to make do."

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            Fidjit
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            Olaf the Viking:

            "You may leavings without the lootings..."

            Lord Fear:

            "Now THAT was funny..."

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              Scott_Wilkinson
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              Pickle - "I'm sick and tired of doing this, master, why don't you read the questbook instead?"

              Hordriss (In a cockney voice) - "Sidriss, this f**ing potion's no good. It's got some fake sht in it."

              Majida - "Ok, Treguard, I'll be fair this time. You can say 'Enter stranger' this time."

              Treguard (After a fourth team failed.) - "Oh, for heaven's sake, not again. Let me show you how it's done." (Enters dungeon.)

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                GrimaldineGrimwold
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                Hordriss (In a cockney voice) - "Sidriss, this f**ing potion's no good. It's got some fake sht in it."

                Okay, that's the funniest thing I've read in ages.

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                  Fidjit
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                  Mogdread: "SPELLCASTING, F-R-E-E-D-O-M"

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                    Guest
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                    Dungeoneer: Just a second guys, just gotta slip my helmet off and scratch me head. Hey did I fall in a lake? whats all this blue........

                    dungeoneer: Motley, Motley, Motley

                    Motley: F*** Off, I'm busy get someone else to push ur bloody mine cart

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                      Fidjit
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                      dungeoneer: Motley, Motley, Motley

                      Motley: F*** Off, I'm busy get someone else to push ur bloody mine cart

                      Why else would I be sitting in it myself...  ;D

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                        Lowebo
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                        Barry: (silence)

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                          Fidjit
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                          Lord Fear: "Stop it your hurting my feelings"

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                            Lowebo
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                            Treguard: Listen here you little piece of s**t, your going in that dungeon and bringing me back my flippin' sword! Hop it!

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                              Emii
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                              Sly Hands: Come 'ere while I puts me magic rope on yer...

                              Dungeoneer: F**k off.

                              😮

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                                Fidjit
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                                Can people hold their language I can'ts stands it...  😠

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                                  Goblins: "Thanks for the lovely present Julie"

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                                    Treguard: Do you want to turn back?

                                    Dungeoneer: Well now you mention it I am missing some school and its Geography today, I'm off

                                    Treguard: Bugger, thats the 6th team this season

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                                      Dungeoneer Dies

                                      Treguard: hmmm pleasant

                                      Skarkill: Why thank you for finding my Goblin horn, now you can carry on with your quest without further interference from me!

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                                        MoanaLiza
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                                        Spoiler alert!

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                                          Malefact
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                                          Well, it could have been a lot worse.

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