Parody of One Vision by Queen
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Time for another song. (Video {here}.) It may need a bit of tidying up, but as it stands I think it's better than what Ben Elton did to Queen's music, the smutty villain.
Anyway...It's Series 4, and Treguard is about to put the Helm of Justice onto a Dungeoneer. Now this Dungeoneer has been getting cold feet, maybe because he senses that with its various innovations, Series 4 is not quite the Knightmare he dreamed of going on, so to speak. Treguard gives the Dungeoneer one last chance to turn down the Helm; but the Dungeoneer says 'No. We're gonna do this. Put it on. Blind me. Give me... no vision.' Then he sings:
'One man, one Helm... no vision
One heart, one sack... just one decision
One bash, no flight... yeah, one quest no vision
One path one game
On television
Four friends one hope
One steadfast mission
Wowowowowowo gimme no vision
Step left, turn right
You're gonna see us take the bark and the bite
Fake blood, real pain
All I need is no forward vision
One path one game
On television
Four friends one hope
One steadfast mission
Wowowowowowo gimme no vision
I had a dream
When I was young
A dream of matte illusions
A quest of hope and unity
And visions of our reunion
Then an eye shield's spied
And they film outside
And in my heart I cried
Look what they've done to my dream
[The Dungeoneer grabs a staff from the corner of the anteroom, and dares to cavort a la Freddie on stage with a microphone stand. By this time, the three Advisers are imitating the other members of Queen - a bit like the video for The Miracle, but even more laughable. :-/]
So give me one wall
Give me two clues
I'm ready
There's only one direction
One well, some wishin'
(All we need is) no no no vision
All risk, some fright
And excitation
We will be knights
Then a celebration
Wowo wo wo yeah
No no no no no no no...
[Instrumental]
One path one game
On television
Four friends one hope
One steadfast mission
Gimme one cart
Gimme two doors
Just gimme
One elf one maid
Three beards one spell
Today hey hey
Just gimme gimme gimme gimme
Fried goblin'
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Absolutely marvellous! All of them!
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