They would never say...
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After Lord Fear personally kills someone in the final chamber, he suddenly bursts out into song!
"I Feel Pretty,
Oh so pretty,
I Feel Pretty and witty and bright.." etc
Then from out of nowhere Lissard appears and goes;
" La la la la la la laaaaaaa, la la la la la la laaaaaaa!"
Suddenly, from the shower, scargill screams: "that was uvly"
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Series 1, Team 1
Advisors: Ok your in a room with a table and their are some objects on it, walk towards it
Dungeoneer: Ok the objects are a tax audit and other forms, an ink well and a quill and some reading glasses.
Treguard: Oh no team! The fiendish puzzle of the table of tax!
Advisors and Dungeoneer work out the tax forms and complete it just as life force becomes critical
Treguard: Well done team, you've done my taxes! Muwahahahha. You see their never was anything called Knightmare, i just hate doing taxes.
Runs away laughing
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Series 8, team 6...in the Fireball Alley.
Treguard: Oh look, team, it's the short cut to level 3...
Dunstan: Stuff this. If I'm going to win the quest I'm going to do it fair and square. Where's the exit for level 2?
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Forgive my ignorance, but could someone please explain who Barry is, and why he is so significant? I'm assuming that he was an unusually talkative Dungeoneer from one of the later series. Thank you in advance.
Julie is mentioned a lot on this Forum too, but fortunately I remember who she is!
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"Say hello to the gobins Jule and ask if they'd like a present..."
That is a daft thing to say really... Especially when you know that the goblins are going to beat, stab and hack you to death...
If I were them I'd hurl the emerald at them...
Anyway, back to business...
LORD FEAR: Let's be friends...!
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"Say hello to the gobins Jule and ask if they'd like a present..."
That is a daft thing to say really... Especially when you know that the goblins are going to beat, stab and hack you to death...
Unless of course they were called Chris.
LF to Lissard: Aaaaahhhh your breath smells really nice and fresh. Have you been into those dragon mints? Well atleast those pesky dungeoneers can't get them if you have.
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Forgive my ignorance, but could someone please explain who Barry is, and why he is so significant?
Please?
In return, you can read this:
Dungeoneer: 'Treguard, would you like to do this quest instead?'
Treguard: 'No, you go.'
Dungeoneer: 'Hugo, would you like to do this quest instead?'
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Right, Drassil - see Barry Topic
Thank you!
A Dungeoneer has died. Treguard is about to send the Team on its way, when a squad of cheerleaders (including Mellisandre, Gretel, Elita and Velda) cartwheel in and begin to chant:
'Oh dear you have lost the quest
Time to go back to Skegness
Gimme a D!
Give me an I!
Gimme and S!... and M!
Give me another I!
Gimme and S!
Gimme another S!
What does it spell?
Diiiiiiiis-miss! Woo!'
Treguard: 'Ladies, if you don't mind...'
Pickle: 'I rather like them, Master.'
Treguard: 'No-one asked you, Pickle.'
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Dungeoneer: '...And there's a scroll on the table.'
Advisor: 'OK, read it then.'
Dungeoneer: 'It says... Stop Bush.'
[Pause]
Advisor: 'Alright, take the silver, and the topiary potion.'
Dungeoneer: 'There's a spyglass.'
Advisor: 'Look through it.'
[Michael Howard appears in the spyglass.]
Treguard: 'Ah, Team, this is the leader of the Opposition, for this phase at least. And, rather fittingly, he is rumoured to have something of the frightknight about him.'
Pickle: 'Wasn't it Mrs. Grimwold who said that?'
Howard [looking into his crystal ball]: 'Scargill? Scargill! Where are you?'
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