Parody of The 12 Days of Christmas
-
On the 10th day of Christmas, my Challenge? gave to me,
Ten Pookas pooking
Nine jesters laughing
Eight teams-a-winning
Seven walls-a-riddling
Six witches cackling
Five frightknights
Four quest objects
Three dungeon levels
Two clue items
And a Treguard who says "Oooh, Nasty".
It was all I could think of! What else do pookas do?
-
'On the eleventh day of Christmas, my Challenge gave to me
Eleven kidsies roaming
Ten Pookas pooking
Nine jesters laughing
Eight teams-a-winning
Seven walls-a-riddling
Six witches cackling
Five frightknights
Four quest objects
Three dungeon levels
Two clue items
And a Treguard who says "Oooh, Nasty".'
-
(here it comes)
'On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Challenge gave to me
Twelve Lord Fears-a-leaping
Eleven kidsies roaming
Ten Pookas pooking
Nine jesters laughing
Eight teams-a-winning
Seven walls-a-riddling
Six witches cackling
Five frightknights
Four quest objects
Three dungeon levels
Two clue items
And a Treguard who says "Oooh, Nasty".'
-
'On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Challenge gave to me
Twelve Lord Fears-a-leaping
Eleven kidsies roaming
Ten Pookas pooking
Nine jesters laughing
Eight teams-a-winning
Seven walls-a-riddling
Six witches cackling
Five frightknights
Four quest objects
Three dungeon levels
Two clue items
And a Treguard who says "Oooh, Nasty".'
Altogether now:
'And a Treguard who says "Ooh, Nasty".'
Well done everyone.
-
I'd love to see the 12 Lord Fears-a-leaping. That could be a fabulous Knightmare spin-off stage play thing.
-
Indeedy, but also rather worrying!
I just have this lovely image of them all jumping around the stage shouting at Treguard and some winning kidsies.
Hopping mad, you might say.
-
Ho ho. I think I just won the award for worst joke.
But perhaps the 12 Lord Fears-a-leaping might be a worthy addition to Hugo's panto. In the middle of a scene, on they hop, leap around a bit, then jump off again. No need to explain it to the audience or anything.
-
You are all very, very sad.
Festus, the Pooka's insulting Mummy. Din-dins!
-
He doesn't look so tough.
He won't be smiling so smugly when Festus catches up with him.
-
Pooka, if you haven't got anything nice to say, go away. If you aren't badmouthing people's jokes, you badmouthing us or saying that something won't work or it'll never catch on or something similarly cynical.
How many agree with me here? If you check any of Pooka's posts you'll be hard pushed to find a positive comment.
If you think we're all so sad, why don't you make up something fun to do which you DON'T think is sad?
There - rant over.
-
I think his earlier comments in this thread were pretty tongue in cheek. That's not to say he doesn't sometimes seem cynical, but I guess I'm guilty there too. I think it was my weird sense of humour that provoked his comments this time. To be honest, whether you're laughing with me or at me, so long as you're laughing, it's all good.
Hello! It looks like you're interested in this conversation, but you don't have an account yet.
Getting fed up of having to scroll through the same posts each visit? When you register for an account, you'll always come back to exactly where you were before, and choose to be notified of new replies (either via email, or push notification). You'll also be able to save bookmarks and upvote posts to show your appreciation to other community members.
With your input, this post could be even better 💗
Register Login