Knightmare Article*
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I finally read it tonight.
There's a lot of these bitchy review-type websites around now- not sure if this website is all like that, or whether it was just that review. Some of the websites who specialise in that type of humour are really funny. Although this may be the metaphorical pot calling the kettle black, I didn't find the person writing this review even remotely funny.
I agree on the life force skull- it isn't badly animated. One thing that makes such reviews work or not work is whether they pick suitable things to criticise. In this case, I don't think they chose the right target.
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for the record, i didn't say it was good. i said it was a contribution. the site is run by a uea society, a couple of the people who run it work with me and we were sat next to them at socmart.
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Hey. Dear me, that doesn't do us a lot of justice, does it? Phraseology needs a little work. Well, just to make myself feel better about covering KM, and worse for self-advertising, I'm popping the link up for the dooyoo article I wrote at the end of summer 2002.
http://www.dooyoo.co.uk/tv/tv_programs/knightmare/_review/386618/
This was posted on the main site about a year ago, and got lots of reads, which was absolutely tops - but the link has just withered to the bottom of the pile, and with lots of new forum personae, if anyone would like a read, that'd be grand too.
Love to all,
KaM
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I read that review and I thought it was great, I agreed with all of what you said and it was a slightly biased review but then again there wasnt much to insult about KM apart from that other review which was just petty and stupid insulting the contestants, the KM actors careers and the graphics themselves. Nice work KaM!
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I Just read that artical !!!
"Geeky Kids In Helmets"
"Poor Grapics"
"Badly Animated Life-Force" (Ok The Cake was bad but I mean)
I get the distincit impresion that who ever wrote this artical has
a) Never watch Knightmare PROPLEY
b) Is an insulting prat
Honestly if it was SO bad why is it so fondly rememberd by a lot of people
And why oh why was it voted into the Top 100 Kids Tv Shows (At number 14 I might add)
Tell you what I have half a mind to set Grippa & Rhark on them OR better Yet TINY.
Hehehe LOVELY.
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The person who wrote that article could have a good future writing for the BNP, the Daily Sport or some such rag...
Tch.
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'felt like a rip off from The Never Ending Story'
There was a dragon, but that dragon looked more like a cross between a coton de tuleat, a labrador retriever and an utter rather than a real scaly reptile-like dragon. Plus the dog-dragon didint have wings.
So I cant see any rip off from the never ending story accept that bot h were ridden by a kid.
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Like I said it's probabley someone who eihter
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Never saw Knightmare
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Saw only parts of it.
OR
- Saw one episoed and has only fuzzy memories.
Either way I don't think this person was apply qualifeid either in the brain OR reserch departmant to write an artical on Knightmare.
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IT WAS TRIPE.THE ENTIRE PROGRAM WAS TRIPE. WHAT WAS THE POINT OF WANDERING AROUND A MAZE WHILE BEING UNABLE TO SEE. DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS WAS BY FAR A BETER ALTERNATIVE , USING YOUR BRAIN A BIT MORE AND YOUR IMAGINATION.THE GRAPHICS WERE BOLLOCKS ,THE CAST MADE ME YAWN AND QUITE FRANKLY I WOULD RATHER HAVE TAKEN A DUMP THAN WATCHED THAT POO.
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Then you're probably on the wrong forum, really.
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IT WAS TRIPE.THE ENTIRE PROGRAM WAS TRIPE. WHAT WAS THE POINT OF WANDERING AROUND A MAZE WHILE BEING UNABLE TO SEE.
Well, you see, this is where a special little part of most of us kicked in. It's called 'imagination'.
DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS WAS BY FAR A BETER ALTERNATIVE ,
Each to their own, my dear. Just don't rub it in as if you are better than us. We certainly don't. If you are trying to make all of us believe that KM is rubbish, you may have a little bit of a job. I get the impression, personally, that there are quite a few of us KM fans out there.
USING YOUR BRAIN A BIT MORE AND YOUR IMAGINATION.
I see this is coming from someone who can't spell 'better'.
THE GRAPHICS WERE BOLLOCKS ,THE CAST MADE ME YAWN AND QUITE FRANKLY I WOULD RATHER HAVE TAKEN A DUMP THAN WATCHED THAT POO.
Oh dear - do you not defecate on a regular basis then? Do you hold in all your sh!t until it spews forth verbally? Or do you just think your cr*p doesn't stink and you can come in here and try and look down on us all? Think about it. As Grimaldine said, you are REALLY off course.
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It's one of them CAPS LOCKY THINGIES as in the type of words from Fatilla! Please turn your CAPS LOCK OFF when you post unless it is entirely neccessary to. It is very annoying and it looks like we are all being shouted at. We are not deaf, well I don't think we are anyway. I just hope we don't start getting WHEN ARE YOU SHOWING IT messages popping up next though! Just a question I wonder how often he gets verbal constipation though!
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Thinks a bit; jangles some bangles; then sings:
Close your eyes
When you are banned, 'darling'
Can't you see you are beaten?
Don't you understand?
We don't feel the same
Am I only dreaming
Or is this burning
An infernal flame?
When you leave
It's meant to be, 'darling'
Watched you when you were posting
You should long to flee
We don't feel the same
Am I only dreaming
Or is this burning
An infernal flame?
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