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...and a very merry Knightmare Christmas to you...

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    Snowwiewolf
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    I'll tell her

    its really annoying when its raining and people are smoking in a rainshelter while waiting for a bus. I have two choices; get wet or risk suffocating  ::)

    The pooka suddenly decides that Motley would make a better dinner

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      Fidjit
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      Oh Christ!!!

      Heeeeelp! SPELLCASTING G-R-I-P

      Hehehe! Can't get me now!

      SPELLCASTING S-P-E-E-D

      Bye POOKA hehehehe!

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        Snowwiewolf
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        Hmm... I guess I shoulnt give anymore christmas presents  :D. Motley I have one more presnt for you

        (it has a frightknight inside)

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          Fidjit
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          Ooooh Drat! I've got a FrightKnight... Ere mate can I check your sword, no,no to me, to me, to me...

          Massive fight...

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            Skarkill
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            "RIGHT I GOT YER THIS TIME snowwiewolf"

            "ALOW ME TO INTRODUCE YOU TO MY FREIND."

            "BAHL-SHEBAR THE RED DRAGON... GET HER BOY"

            "HAHAHA LOVELY"

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              Fidjit
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              Know anymore carols anyone we can do with a load of 'em...  ;D

              Silent night, the bomb room looks nice...

              All is calm, fire is bright,

              seeing children melting real bright.

              Treguards laughing and pickles a-sprite

              Childrens sleeping in pieces

              R-e-esting in small bits...

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                Snowwiewolf
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                Hey Bhal-Shebah! I'll give you this dragon mint if you attack Skarkill

                Bhal-Shebah turns around and attacks Skarkill

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                  Fidjit
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                  Bhal? Who's he? Has anyone got any christmas carols or am I invisible?

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                    Snowwiewolf
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                    oopsie!...

                    Hmm... christmas carols.... nope cant think of anything at the moment...

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                      Fidjit
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                      Ah well worth a try...  🙂

                      I've been logged on here since 08:55 this morning and I'm still here...  😮

                      Is Father Christmas going to visit the dundeon this year... Perhaps I'll get a new wand, or perhaps lock someone in the stocks for a change  ;D

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                        Malefact
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                        You can tell it's November, eh?

                        Colchester town centre is already decorated and the bowling alley was playing Christmas music when I went last night. I can't help but think that if there was nothing to be gained commercially, Christmas would be nothing more than a tiny minority festival covered briefly at the end of regional news programmes to show what a diverse and multicultural society we live in. Rant over.

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                          Snowwiewolf
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                          thats true and about November.... I forgot what to say

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                            Fidjit
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                            Afternoon to you sir Malefact!

                            We've created a very hot topic in a matter of hours, this here is the result:

                            MOTLEY STARTS TOPIC

                            SNOWWIEWOLF AND SKARKILL CHIME IN

                            OFFER PRESENTS

                            SKARKILL GETS CHASED BY A POOKA

                            THEN MOTLEY DOES BUT ESCAPED

                            MALEFACT APPEARS

                            Gotta close now finally, see ya later...

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                              Snowwiewolf
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                              I got present for you Malefact

                              (it has a SNAPDRAGON inisde)

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                                Skarkill
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                                "RIGHT snowwiewolf THAT DOSE IT I'M NABBING YOUR VOICE, JUST LIKE I DID THAT ELF BRAT ELITA."

                                "SPELLCASTING

                                **B  A  G **

                                "GOT IT."

                                "HAHAHA LOVELY"

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                                  Snowwiewolf
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                                  Says with sign language "Now where did I put that plate of mashed maggots... Ah there it is!" Throws plate at Skarkills face

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                                    Malefact
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                                    Hi, Motley!

                                    A Snapdragon, eh, snowwiewolf? I like them but they give me gas.

                                    hands out some colourful, shiny things that have strange dimensions and change shape according to how you're looking at them... and they also play random symphonic music

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                                      Snowwiewolf
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                                      aww the snapdragon ran away when he heard what you said

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                                        FrightKnight
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                                        I have a good present to give (being a FrightKnight doesn't mean to say I'm always bad..)...a key! Next time you are put in the stocks, you'll have a key to get out!

                                        Now all you need is someone else so you can give them the key, as unless you have more than two arms or extreme agility you can't use the key because you are stuck. In the stocks.

                                        Hey! I'm a FrightKnight! That's as good as I get!  😕

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                                          Snowwiewolf
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                                          Hiya I got a present for you Frightknight

                                          (the package contains a rust spell  ::))

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