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...and a very merry Knightmare Christmas to you...

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    Fidjit
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    Ah well worth a try...  🙂

    I've been logged on here since 08:55 this morning and I'm still here...  😮

    Is Father Christmas going to visit the dundeon this year... Perhaps I'll get a new wand, or perhaps lock someone in the stocks for a change  ;D

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      Malefact
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      You can tell it's November, eh?

      Colchester town centre is already decorated and the bowling alley was playing Christmas music when I went last night. I can't help but think that if there was nothing to be gained commercially, Christmas would be nothing more than a tiny minority festival covered briefly at the end of regional news programmes to show what a diverse and multicultural society we live in. Rant over.

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        Snowwiewolf
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        thats true and about November.... I forgot what to say

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          Fidjit
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          #34

          Afternoon to you sir Malefact!

          We've created a very hot topic in a matter of hours, this here is the result:

          MOTLEY STARTS TOPIC

          SNOWWIEWOLF AND SKARKILL CHIME IN

          OFFER PRESENTS

          SKARKILL GETS CHASED BY A POOKA

          THEN MOTLEY DOES BUT ESCAPED

          MALEFACT APPEARS

          Gotta close now finally, see ya later...

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            Snowwiewolf
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            I got present for you Malefact

            (it has a SNAPDRAGON inisde)

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              Skarkill
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              "RIGHT snowwiewolf THAT DOSE IT I'M NABBING YOUR VOICE, JUST LIKE I DID THAT ELF BRAT ELITA."

              "SPELLCASTING

              **B  A  G **

              "GOT IT."

              "HAHAHA LOVELY"

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                Snowwiewolf
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                Says with sign language "Now where did I put that plate of mashed maggots... Ah there it is!" Throws plate at Skarkills face

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                  Malefact
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                  Hi, Motley!

                  A Snapdragon, eh, snowwiewolf? I like them but they give me gas.

                  hands out some colourful, shiny things that have strange dimensions and change shape according to how you're looking at them... and they also play random symphonic music

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                    Snowwiewolf
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                    aww the snapdragon ran away when he heard what you said

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                      FrightKnight
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                      I have a good present to give (being a FrightKnight doesn't mean to say I'm always bad..)...a key! Next time you are put in the stocks, you'll have a key to get out!

                      Now all you need is someone else so you can give them the key, as unless you have more than two arms or extreme agility you can't use the key because you are stuck. In the stocks.

                      Hey! I'm a FrightKnight! That's as good as I get!  😕

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                        Snowwiewolf
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                        Hiya I got a present for you Frightknight

                        (the package contains a rust spell  ::))

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                          FrightKnight
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                          Erk! Dispell...T...S...creak...U....creak....

                          Thinks "Nuts."

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                            Snowwiewolf
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                            You sound and look funny Frightknight

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                              FrightKnight
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                              Thanks...

                              I think.

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                                Snowwiewolf
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                                You're welcome  ;D

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                                  FrightKnight
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                                  By the way, anyone else got some Knightmare christmas songs or carols?

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                                    JamesA
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                                    I'd buy Motley a new joke book, Treguard a walking stick, Lord Fear a guide on how to beat dungeoneers....  ;D

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                                      MoanaLiza
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                                      By the way, anyone else got some Knightmare christmas songs or carols?

                                      Sorry don't do Christmas Carols til late December. I can't believe one of our local shopping centre's playing Christmas music, the other one however is playing the usual normal music as they haven't started their Christmas music selection yet. Where I work we're not allowed to start singing/practising Christmas carols until the first of December. Anyways have any of you dungeon lot; Motley, Malefact, GG, Skarkill, Frightknight, etc. started practising Christmas carols or even for your annual production yet? Are you started organising your Christmas party yet? If not tou may not be able to book up. I have a feeling that all the places in Dunshelm and Wolfenden are all completely booked up. I believe that the Crazed Heffer is definately booked up.

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                                        King_Gazz
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                                        Hope i get a christmas pressie from the powers of be The Crown In glory i need to become a King.

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                                          Skarkill
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                                          "AND JUST WHAT ARE YOU SUJESTING ABOUT HIS LORDSHIP Zagor !!!"

                                          "MABEY YOU WOULD LIKE TO JOIN snowwiewolf ON HER ALL EXPENCIVE PAYED, ONE WAY TRIP TO THE STOCKS."

                                          "NOW WERE AVE I PUT THE IRONS.... ARE HERE THEY ARE HEHEHE LOVELY"

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