They would never say...
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Majilda: "OH, I love you Treggey!"
Elita: "You are a face ache..."
Dungeoneer: "And you are a dispicable elven tart..."
Elita: "You think that was meant to hurt my feelings!"
Dungeoneer: "There was more where that came from you fat hag... You are Elita of Trouble..."
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Mogdred: '... Look upon Mogdred, and quail!'
Dungeoneer: 'Erm, I'm sorry, I don't really know what 'quail' means. Do you know, guys?'
Advisers: 'No.'
Adviser #2: 'Oh, actually, I did 'qu-' words last week at school... but I can't remember, sorry.'
Dungeoneer: 'Is it the same as 'quiver''?
Mogdred: 'Well, no, no, not really, that wasn't the exact implication I was going for. Er... we'd better clear this up. MERLIN!' [Merlin appears]
Merlin: 'Ah, Mogdred. Nice to meet... I mean, long time no see.'
Mogdred: 'Merlin, I burned my dictionary when we were at Wizard College together, if you recall.. what does 'quail' mean, exactly?'
Merlin: 'Well, it signifies various types of bird. And, by implication, it can be taken to mean a courtesan...'
Treguard: [Holds his head in his hands; mutters under his breath] D-I-S, M-I-S-S, pleeease...'
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Mogdred: '... Look upon Mogdred, and quail!'
Dungeoneer: 'Erm, I'm sorry, I don't really know what 'quail' means. Do you know, guys?
Advisers: 'No.'
Adviser #2: 'Oh, actually, I did 'qu-' words last week at school... but I can't remember, sorry.'
Dungeoneer: 'Is it the same as 'quiver''?
Mogdred: 'Well, no, no, not really, that wasn't the exact implication I was going for. Er... we'd better clear this up. MERLIN!' [Merlin appears]
Merlin: 'Ah, Mogdred. Nice to meet... I mean, long time no see.'
Mogdred: 'Merlin, I burned my dictionary when we were at Wizard College together, if you recall.. what does 'quail' mean, exactly?'
Merlin: 'Well, it signifies various types of bird. And, by implication, it can be taken to mean a courtesan...'
Treguard: [Holds his head in his hands; mutters under his breath] D-I-S, M-I-S-S, pleeease...'
Now that was funny ;D
Treguard: How do you get through a locked door with no key...
Advisor No1: Don't be stupid, it's just a holographic lock... Watch... Walk FORWARD!
SHRRAAAAKOOOOOW! (Dungeoneer melts...)
Treguard: Oh dear, that was a bit shocking team...
Advisor No3: Can you cut the terrible rhyming and puns already
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Giles enters the dungeon of series four, only to see that a "FOR-SALE" sign has been erected. Suddenly, Dooris appears, weeping as usual.
Giles: What is the matter?
Dooris: Ohh dead, dear, dear... Ohh this is terrible...
Giles: I can see that... Why are you crying?
Dooris: I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die...
Giles Why? What's going on...
Dooris: The dungeon is up for sale. I'm going to miss asking you questions and lowering myself to form your path...
Giles: Not in this life time... Right! Treguard! TREGUARD! If see another one of these again because you are getting sick of the designs see that I am going to D,I,S,M,I,S,S you...
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Fidjit is intoducing himself to a dungoneer.
Fidjit: Fidjit's the name, Master Locksmith and Thief there's no door I can't...
Voice of screen: HAY WHATS YOUR GAME THEN MATTY ?
Motley: Its my job to help Helmet Heads like him through the dungon. So go on get out of it.
Fidjit: But?
Tregaurd: OHHH NASTY
Dungeoneer: Whats happaning guys ?
Advisors: Errr Motley just cloberd Fidjit.
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Treguard: 'Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be, Meatloaf.'
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ADVISOR: Right, you're in Marblehead now...
LORD FEAR: Ahh...I've been waiting for you, adventurer - I have a proposition for you.
DUNGEONEER: suspicious What's that?
LORD FEAR: Let's say we put all this feuding behind us - live as one in the Knightmare realm. What do you say?
DUNGEONEER: You what?
LORD FEAR: Sit! Please do! Tea and scones, nonetheless - one lump or two?
DUNGEONEER: Tea? And scones? With you?
LORD FEAR: Come, come - don't you think this is all a bit childish now? We could put our minds to greater things!
DUNGEONEER: thoughtfully Well...I HAVE been wanting to learn Shakespeare...
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Dungeoneer takes food from table in S3 clue room
Brangwen: Halt, who dares to steal from the Brangwen-She? Turn and face me dungeoneer
Treguard: Better do as she says team
Advisors: Why? Its a wall with a face, keep taking the stuff and then take left door please
Dungeoneer: OK takes food and clue items
Brangwen: ahem! You do not know which objects to take without my help fool.
Dungeoneer: Well, I will just guess
Brangwen: Thats it your quest has ended Bong!
Advisors: sidestep right please
Brangwen: I said the quest has ended
Advisors: Yes and like we said you are a WALL, what are you going to do exactly?
Brangwen: Grr I can be very annoying if i want
Advisors: Right again Leaves Room
Brangwen: now I know how a weeping door feels sniffs
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Errr Motley just clobbered Fidjit
Hehe yep!
Dungeoneer: There's a Spyglass...
Advisor: Hold it up in front of the Eye-Shield...
(Inside is Lord Fear)
Lord Fear: SKARKILL, SKARKILL! I need a private conversation with you pronto..!
Skarkill: Err, yes sir!
Lord Fear: And just in case you can't force your way past the Blocker, the password is "CRYSTAL"
Skarkill: Yes, yer lord!
Lord Fear: Wait a tick... OH for christ sake... Can you pathetic people stop spying on me. God! Jeez! I refuse to take a shower now that you lot have spyglasses...
Treguard: Lord Fear! This is part of the game and...
Lord Fear: Yes, I know that you bearded fool! But why don't you look at someone else for once! Whats so interesting about me anyway? Can't have any privacy even in those rare off duty moments...
Treguard: All right fine! Team get your dungeoneer to throw the spyglass on the floor and stamp on it...
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Posted by: Skarkill on: Dec 11th, 2003, 2:57pm
Fidjit is intoducing himself to a dungoneer.
Fidjit: Fidjit's the name, Master Locksmith and Thief there's no door I can't...
Voice of screen: HAY WHATS YOUR GAME THEN MATTY ?
Motley: Its my job to help Helmet Heads like him through the dungon. So go on get out of it.
Fidjit: But?
Tregaurd: OHHH NASTY
Dungeoneer: Whats happaning guys ?
Advisors: Errr Motley just cloberd Fidjit.
Posted by: Motley Today at 12:37pm
Errr Motley just clobbered Fidjit
Hehe yep!
And The Moral of that story is.....
DON'T MESS WITH MOTLEY'S JOB.
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Elita - "You'll have to pass Aesandre, old Icy Knickers."
Dungeoneer - "How do you know she's wearing any?"
(Cheeky, ain't I?)
Treguard - "Your quest is for the bucket, please retrieve it. We have a leak in the roof."
Treguard(In series - "Take your time team, your life force never fades. It's only a piece of cake that turns into a full cake when you find food."
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Dungeoneer to Golgarach after getting all three questions right:
'I command you... to smile! Come on, turn that frown upside down! Can't you feel the love in this somewhat stale air? Oh - I see a smile comiiing... No? Just a little smile? No-No, don't fade away, don't... Oh FINE! I command you to FIND A HEART!! [Pause] OK, guys: table, clues, choices, now. Ooh, I'm not a happy bunny anymore!'
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I wouldn't pity him...
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