They would never say...
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Treguard: 'Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be, Meatloaf.'
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ADVISOR: Right, you're in Marblehead now...
LORD FEAR: Ahh...I've been waiting for you, adventurer - I have a proposition for you.
DUNGEONEER: suspicious What's that?
LORD FEAR: Let's say we put all this feuding behind us - live as one in the Knightmare realm. What do you say?
DUNGEONEER: You what?
LORD FEAR: Sit! Please do! Tea and scones, nonetheless - one lump or two?
DUNGEONEER: Tea? And scones? With you?
LORD FEAR: Come, come - don't you think this is all a bit childish now? We could put our minds to greater things!
DUNGEONEER: thoughtfully Well...I HAVE been wanting to learn Shakespeare...
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Dungeoneer takes food from table in S3 clue room
Brangwen: Halt, who dares to steal from the Brangwen-She? Turn and face me dungeoneer
Treguard: Better do as she says team
Advisors: Why? Its a wall with a face, keep taking the stuff and then take left door please
Dungeoneer: OK takes food and clue items
Brangwen: ahem! You do not know which objects to take without my help fool.
Dungeoneer: Well, I will just guess
Brangwen: Thats it your quest has ended Bong!
Advisors: sidestep right please
Brangwen: I said the quest has ended
Advisors: Yes and like we said you are a WALL, what are you going to do exactly?
Brangwen: Grr I can be very annoying if i want
Advisors: Right again Leaves Room
Brangwen: now I know how a weeping door feels sniffs
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Errr Motley just clobbered Fidjit
Hehe yep!
Dungeoneer: There's a Spyglass...
Advisor: Hold it up in front of the Eye-Shield...
(Inside is Lord Fear)
Lord Fear: SKARKILL, SKARKILL! I need a private conversation with you pronto..!
Skarkill: Err, yes sir!
Lord Fear: And just in case you can't force your way past the Blocker, the password is "CRYSTAL"
Skarkill: Yes, yer lord!
Lord Fear: Wait a tick... OH for christ sake... Can you pathetic people stop spying on me. God! Jeez! I refuse to take a shower now that you lot have spyglasses...
Treguard: Lord Fear! This is part of the game and...
Lord Fear: Yes, I know that you bearded fool! But why don't you look at someone else for once! Whats so interesting about me anyway? Can't have any privacy even in those rare off duty moments...
Treguard: All right fine! Team get your dungeoneer to throw the spyglass on the floor and stamp on it...
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Posted by: Skarkill on: Dec 11th, 2003, 2:57pm
Fidjit is intoducing himself to a dungoneer.
Fidjit: Fidjit's the name, Master Locksmith and Thief there's no door I can't...
Voice of screen: HAY WHATS YOUR GAME THEN MATTY ?
Motley: Its my job to help Helmet Heads like him through the dungon. So go on get out of it.
Fidjit: But?
Tregaurd: OHHH NASTY
Dungeoneer: Whats happaning guys ?
Advisors: Errr Motley just cloberd Fidjit.
Posted by: Motley Today at 12:37pm
Errr Motley just clobbered Fidjit
Hehe yep!
And The Moral of that story is.....
DON'T MESS WITH MOTLEY'S JOB.
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Elita - "You'll have to pass Aesandre, old Icy Knickers."
Dungeoneer - "How do you know she's wearing any?"
(Cheeky, ain't I?)
Treguard - "Your quest is for the bucket, please retrieve it. We have a leak in the roof."
Treguard(In series - "Take your time team, your life force never fades. It's only a piece of cake that turns into a full cake when you find food."
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Dungeoneer to Golgarach after getting all three questions right:
'I command you... to smile! Come on, turn that frown upside down! Can't you feel the love in this somewhat stale air? Oh - I see a smile comiiing... No? Just a little smile? No-No, don't fade away, don't... Oh FINE! I command you to FIND A HEART!! [Pause] OK, guys: table, clues, choices, now. Ooh, I'm not a happy bunny anymore!'
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I wouldn't pity him...
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Lord Fear: Keep on looking through the spyglass for as long as you like! I don't mind you hearing all my secrets...
Treguard: Life force increasing team, stay a while.
Ooh, Nasty! Spellcasting, B-O-G-O-F-F...
Enter, Stranger... Who challenges the dungeon?
(dungeoneer gives name)
Your challenge is refused. Go away.
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Golgarach: 'Truth accepted. Here is my fourth...'
The Knightmare Production Team: 'Fidjit! We love ya, mate! The combination of comic possibilities and acting panache is out of this world. You're definitely on board for Series 8. [Wistful pause] Picture your name in lights. 'An Evenin' With Fidjit' - the new Broadway smash. Now - think bigger! The sky's the limit, baby! Yeah!'
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