Parody of The 12 Days of Christmas
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You are all very, very sad.

Festus, the Pooka's insulting Mummy. Din-dins!
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He doesn't look so tough.

He won't be smiling so smugly when Festus catches up with him.
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Pooka, if you haven't got anything nice to say, go away. If you aren't badmouthing people's jokes, you badmouthing us or saying that something won't work or it'll never catch on or something similarly cynical.
How many agree with me here? If you check any of Pooka's posts you'll be hard pushed to find a positive comment.
If you think we're all so sad, why don't you make up something fun to do which you DON'T think is sad?
There - rant over.
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I think his earlier comments in this thread were pretty tongue in cheek. That's not to say he doesn't sometimes seem cynical, but I guess I'm guilty there too. I think it was my weird sense of humour that provoked his comments this time. To be honest, whether you're laughing with me or at me, so long as you're laughing, it's all good.
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