A great Knightmare joke...
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Aaaah, I can come up with more groan-inspiring jokes than all the funny, very good jokes we've been getting so far! Let's see...
Q. What do you get if you cross Mogdred and Lord Fear?
A. Two very angry baddies.
Q. What do you get if you cross Treguard from Series 1 & 2 with a small Dragon?
A. Snapper Jack - an excitable, semi-insane man who talks in rhyme a lot.
Q. What do you get if you cross a woman who owns a formerly three-headed dog with a bald wizard in green robes?
A. Someone who posts on a Knightmare forum.
Commence the tomato throwing! Hehehe...
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Q. What do you get if you cross Treguard from Series 1 & 2 with a small Dragon?
A. Snapper Jack - an excitable, semi-insane man who talks in rhyme a lot.
Q. What do you get if you cross a woman who owns a formerly three-headed dog with a bald wizard in green robes?
A. Someone who posts on a Knightmare forum.
Heh heh heh very good, I liked those!
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Yep, they were cool
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Q. How did Motley make Sidriss laugh on Saturday?
A. He told her a joke on Thursday.
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Q. What do you call a short, hungry goblin?
A. A pain in the arse!
Q. How do you turn a jester into a flea?
A. Get Ridolfo.
Geddit? Get Ridolfo - Get rid of 'o'? Folly minus the 'o' is Flly - flea? Right?
Forget it. I don't understand it either.
I kind of liked it - it did seem to work somehow ;D
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So I asked Ridolfo "Do you have any chocolates?"
He said "Yes, I do have some minstrels" ;D
I really shouldn't be laughing, but for some reason I am.
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Q. Where did Lord Fear keep his armies?
A. Up his sleevies!
That was terrible snerk
I rather liked it, actually, but it's one that does the rounds in various guises.
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And if you have any more Elita jokes, Emii, I'd be so grateful.
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Q. What do you get if you cross a woman who owns a formerly three-headed dog with a bald wizard in green robes?
A. Someone who posts on a Knightmare forum.
I don't think that's funny at all, dearie. Since the "accident" our lives have been just terrible. All the attempts to separate us have been complete failures. What we really need is a blindfolded 13 year old who'd probably conveniently have exactly the magic we need to divide again. It's played havoc with Grimmy's nerves: he keeps waving 'is club around and shouting, so he does, dearie. Well, I know that might not be that unusual, but I don't know how much more of it I can stand. And Festus just won't shurrup, and the Brollachan keeps going on and on about going 'ome to Cornwall. Well, dearie, I can't leave Mr. G, what with the state he's in. So we're all stuck together, until Treguard sends some little ones to help us out.
Still, we're not as badly off as some. A couple of others upset Lord Fear, too, so watch out if you see Majida Mogdred wandering around. A sorry sight, it is, dearie. Keeps shouting things like, "Quail intruder, look upon Majida Mogdred and quail. But ee's too deefeecult to quail. Dungeoneeeer cannot eeeven seeee who eee ees quaileeng before."
Anyway, bye for now, dearies. If any of you are ever around the Level 1 wellway, feel free to drop in and say hello.
PS. If anyone 'as any bones for Festus, we'd be much obliged.
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Q. What would happen if Smirky didn't get his dragon mints off Nicola (team 2 series 7)?
A. Elita
That is actually very, very good. Now, if only it insulted Elita like your other jokes, it'd be just perfect.
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