Knightmare 2004

GrimaldineGrimwold

Oh, and Happy New Year to you, dearie. New Year, new map of the dungeon for you all to buy from your old pal Mrs. G. Now, just turn to your left and walk forward. Don't worry about that horrible angry electronic barking sound, it's just background noise from Treguard's microphone getting caught in his beard again, so need to worry, dearie.

MoanaLiza

Oh, and I'd like to win the Wolfenden Pie-Making Contest this year, after being so cruelly robbed last year by that cheat Mildread, so I resolve to kill her before the competition starts practice making filo pastry so it has the perfect texture.

You mean that your hubby didn't eat your pie last year by mistake or did you hide it up out the way? Anyway maybe you should get him to eat Mildreds one deliberately accidently!

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Mogdred's new years should be to lighten up!

JamesA

I thought that resolution would be for the Level 3 gargoyle or the weeping doors myself ;D

HStorm

Yeah, I'd have thought Mogdred's New Year's Resolution would be "Learn to get a joke."

JamesA

And Raptor's could be to learn how to catch a dungeoneer properly

Skarkill

Lissard's could be to stop being a lazzy Atlantan and get his backside into the dungeon and try and catch some Kidsees.

MoanaLiza

Lord Fear's would probably be not to ask anymore atlanteans out on a date and to get better henchmen - one's which can actually catch and kill dungeoneers and are also not easily fooled or bribed. I wonder what would happen if someone put leaping Piranhas in the Dunswater or leaping rabid rats the Sewers of Goth.

Fidjit

snerk ;D

I did when I was a little humour! ;D

B the way Snowwie, I watched Finding Nemo for the first time (in British mind you) and thought it was a cool film...

When Nemo says, "I love you Dad..." my mom went out of the room to cry...

Skarkill

"Oh Hellow Motley."

"LOVELY to see you, So you did manage to get out of Bhal-Sheba's Cage."

(See The Topic "Mocks")

Snowwiewolf

I've seen finding Nemo 5 times now

JamesA

Wow, that is quite a lot.

Snowwiewolf

I'm planning on seeing it 11 times, but school starts again and I have Nikki so its going to get a tad complicated now.

Fidjit

Just seeing it once was cool!

Hello Snowwie!

Snowwiewolf

Hiya!

Fidjit

Good to see someone on here this time of day or whatever time it is where you are!

Just a point of interest Snowwie... I discovered that Mika Hakkinen and Mika Salo was born in Helsinki (DID I SPELL THAT RIGHT?) Is that true do you think?

Snowwiewolf

I'm not sure. I'm not too interested in Formula 1. Its Mika HÄkkinen, with Ä, but I'm not sure if the ä is in all keyboards. A lot of famous (foumous in finland) people live in Helsinki or Kauniainen (the place were rich people live)

Fidjit

Sounds a bit like Monaco doesn't it! ;D

Snowwiewolf

Kinda, you mean Kauniainen or Helsinki?

Fidjit

Helsinki...