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  • HStormH
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    HStorm
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    Punchy but... well y'know, I find it hard to put the words "Kentucky Fried" and "Tasty" in the same post.

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      MoanaLiza
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      I think greasy would go better with Kentucky Fried if it goes by some of the ones which I've tasted! I think grilled dragon sounds much better though.

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        Snowwiewolf
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        Posted by: Moana Liza

        Don't worry Snowwie I think that that's a thing and phase with half of 12-15 year old girls fancying men much older than them.

        I'm not worrying and I was 11. The fact that I had ate two boxes of Fazer blue chocolate (yummie!) had somehting to do with it.

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          Guest
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          Blue Chocolate  😮

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            Snowwiewolf
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            Its called BLUE bicause its wrapped in BLUE paper  ::)  🙂 and its the best chocolate I've ever eaten, accept for the christmas decoration.

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              Ah right, sorry for being such a dunce. I thought you meant the chocolate itself was blue  ::) You do mean chocolate christmas decorations not standard ones don't you  🙂

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                GrimaldineGrimwold
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                Have you dungeon residents made or are making any new years resolutions? If so what are they?

                I've made the same resolutions I make every year I'm still stuck in the dungeon with my angry hulk of a hubbie and angry pooch...

                Don't get clubbed to death or eaten.

                Oh, and I'd like to win the Wolfenden Pie-Making Contest this year, after being so cruelly robbed last year by that cheat Mildread, so I resolve to kill her before the competition starts practice making filo pastry so it has the perfect texture.

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                  GrimaldineGrimwold
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                  Oh, and Happy New Year to you, dearie. New Year, new map of the dungeon for you all to buy from your old pal Mrs. G. Now, just turn to your left and walk forward. Don't worry about that horrible angry electronic barking sound, it's just background noise from Treguard's microphone getting caught in his beard again, so need to worry, dearie.

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                    MoanaLiza
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                    Oh, and I'd like to win the Wolfenden Pie-Making Contest this year, after being so cruelly robbed last year by that cheat Mildread, so I resolve to kill her before the competition starts practice making filo pastry so it has the perfect texture.

                    You mean that your hubby didn't eat your pie last year by mistake or did you hide it up out the way? Anyway maybe you should get him to eat Mildreds one deliberately accidently!

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                      Mogdred's new years should be to lighten up!

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                      • JamesAJ
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                        JamesA
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                        I thought that resolution would be for the Level 3 gargoyle or the weeping doors myself  ;D

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                        • HStormH
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                          HStorm
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                          Yeah, I'd have thought Mogdred's New Year's Resolution would be "Learn to get a joke."

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                          • JamesAJ
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                            JamesA
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                            And Raptor's could be to learn how to catch a dungeoneer properly  😉

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                            • SkarkillS
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                              Skarkill
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                              Lissard's could be to stop being a lazzy Atlantan and get his backside into the dungeon and try and catch some Kidsees.

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                                MoanaLiza
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                                Lord Fear's would probably be not to ask anymore atlanteans out on a date and to get better henchmen - one's which can actually catch and kill dungeoneers and are also not easily fooled or bribed. I wonder what would happen if someone put leaping Piranhas in the Dunswater or leaping rabid rats the Sewers of Goth.

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                                  Fidjit
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                                  snerk  ;D

                                  I did when I was a little humour!  ;D

                                  B the way Snowwie, I watched Finding Nemo for the first time (in British mind you) and thought it was a cool film...

                                  When Nemo says, "I love you Dad..." my mom went out of the room to cry...  🙂

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                                    Skarkill
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                                    "Oh Hellow Motley."

                                    "LOVELY to see you, So you did manage to get out of Bhal-Sheba's Cage."

                                    (See The Topic "Mocks")

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                                      Snowwiewolf
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                                      I've seen finding Nemo 5 times now

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                                      • JamesAJ
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                                        JamesA
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                                        Wow, that is quite a lot.

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                                          Snowwiewolf
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                                          I'm planning on seeing it 11 times, but school starts again and I have Nikki so its going to get a tad complicated now.

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