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The Descender jamming between floors.

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  • HStormH
    HStormH
    HStorm
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    Sweating profusely.

    Sometimes it's a real blessing not being hugely endowed.

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    • HStormH
      HStormH
      HStorm
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      (On a serious note, can we call a night on all the cartoon violence posts for one day? There's been so many of them today, especially on the Scary Monsters thread, and it's incredibly boring to read if you're not actually involved in it.)

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        Thanatos
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        Lord Fear. He can disguise himself well as someone else and win one's trust (unless one has had the benefit of a spyglass) before killing one at the drop of a hat and magically disposing of the evidence. Not a hope in Hell if there aren't allies, clues and scrying devices to even the odds.

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        • SkarkillS
          SkarkillS
          Skarkill
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          Here is the ultimate Nightmare Knightmare Character to get stuck in a Descender with.

          "ULP I'm almost to scared to say. The Thorte is too horibal to contemplate."

          "GRETAL"

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            Guest
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            I wouldn't too much like to be stuck with Elita, if she thought helmeted dungeoneers were a face ache wait till she gets a load of me  ::)

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            • HStormH
              HStormH
              HStorm
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              Gretal? Oooo, that is a nasty thought. Imagine being stuck with her while she tries to cajole you into playing "pat-a-cake" for three hours. I'd rather suffocate.

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                GrimaldineGrimwold
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                After much thought, I'll opt for Mildread as my least favoured option. There's several reasons. First, the incessant cackling would get pretty tiresome after about ten minutes. Second, if she had her portable self-heating cauldron with her she might get peckish and try to cook me, which as well as causing my premature eradication (have to be careful to put the right word in there), would also probably set fire to the lift itself, making unnecessary work for the Wolfenden Fire Service. Thirdly, she'd constantly do those terribly unconvincing and passe impressions, so it'd be like being stuck with a grey-skinned Rory Bremner. Fourthly, and perhaps more than anything, I'd guess that people who don't get rescued, who seem like they're doomed, want to go out with "one last stand", as it were. And frankly, I can't think of anyone worse to share that with than warty old Mildread, but in my insane state of mind, having been stuck in a confined space for so long, and  watching her Treguard impression for the 433rd time, I might not be so rational.

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                • JamesAJ
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                  JamesA
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                  Here's a thought:

                  Instead of jamming between floors, why doesn't the descender stop at one of those exits displaying scenery outside? That way the character(s) you hate would have to jump out of that exit a la Simon/Leo of Series 3 style and fall to their doom!

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                  • SkarkillS
                    SkarkillS
                    Skarkill
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                    Gretal? Oooo, that is a nasty thought. Imagine being stuck with her while she tries to cajole you into playing "pat-a-cake" for three hours. I'd rather suffocate.

                    Oh Don't HStorm you'll give me bad dreams.

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                      knightmaredave
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                      i would not want to get stuck with pickle he would just moan moan moan all the time like he did to ppor old treguard supopose he was relieved (eventually) when Majida turned up!!!

                      being trapped with Modgred would not be fun (probably be dead within seconds!!

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                        Fidjit
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                        Getting stuck in the decender!

                        Use a spell to fix the problem thats what they could have done!

                        SPELLCASTING, F-I-X

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                        • HStormH
                          HStormH
                          HStorm
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                          Here's a thought:

                          Instead of jamming between floors, why doesn't the descender stop at one of those exits displaying scenery outside? That way the character(s) you hate would have to jump out... and fall to their doom!

                          Oh what a simply beautiful thought! Gretel leaping through a window to be turned into lightly mashed pizza crust on the ground a thousand feet below. All red and gooey and spaghetti sauce of the pleasingly lumpy kind... aaaah, how delightful. Lots and lots and lots of dismembered Gretel bits and her squished flesh softly lining the ground floor entrance to the tower of time, her disentangled internal organs decorating the...

                          Several dozen more pages as he disappears into the world of macabre little dreams

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                          • JamesAJ
                            JamesAJ
                            JamesA
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                            Getting stuck in the decender!

                            Use a spell to fix the problem thats what they could have done!

                            SPELLCASTING, F-I-X

                            Or alternatively, just make sure they have WD-40 to hand.

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                            • HStormH
                              HStormH
                              HStorm
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                              Or pressing the button marked, "Press this to go down."

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                                Fidjit
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                                Pull handle in an Emergency!  ;D

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                                  King_Gazz
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                                  or get a couple of trolls to jump up and down. lol

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                                  • JamesAJ
                                    JamesAJ
                                    JamesA
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                                    Or even use a spanner to fix the damn lift

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                                      Fidjit
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                                      How you gonna get all them into a stuck lift ? ? ?

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                                        King_Gazz
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                                        if i was a magician id shrink the trolls and make them grow again and i make sure i get a superheavyweight troll 2 jump up and down.

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                                          Fidjit
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                                          Oh Aye!  🙂

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