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The Descender jamming between floors.

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    knightmaredave
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    #17

    i would not want to get stuck with pickle he would just moan moan moan all the time like he did to ppor old treguard supopose he was relieved (eventually) when Majida turned up!!!

    being trapped with Modgred would not be fun (probably be dead within seconds!!

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      Fidjit
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      Getting stuck in the decender!

      Use a spell to fix the problem thats what they could have done!

      SPELLCASTING, F-I-X

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      • HStormH
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        HStorm
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        Here's a thought:

        Instead of jamming between floors, why doesn't the descender stop at one of those exits displaying scenery outside? That way the character(s) you hate would have to jump out... and fall to their doom!

        Oh what a simply beautiful thought! Gretel leaping through a window to be turned into lightly mashed pizza crust on the ground a thousand feet below. All red and gooey and spaghetti sauce of the pleasingly lumpy kind... aaaah, how delightful. Lots and lots and lots of dismembered Gretel bits and her squished flesh softly lining the ground floor entrance to the tower of time, her disentangled internal organs decorating the...

        Several dozen more pages as he disappears into the world of macabre little dreams

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          JamesA
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          #20

          Getting stuck in the decender!

          Use a spell to fix the problem thats what they could have done!

          SPELLCASTING, F-I-X

          Or alternatively, just make sure they have WD-40 to hand.

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          • HStormH
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            HStorm
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            #21

            Or pressing the button marked, "Press this to go down."

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              Fidjit
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              #22

              Pull handle in an Emergency!  ;D

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                King_Gazz
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                #23

                or get a couple of trolls to jump up and down. lol

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                • JamesAJ
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                  JamesA
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                  #24

                  Or even use a spanner to fix the damn lift

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                    Fidjit
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                    #25

                    How you gonna get all them into a stuck lift ? ? ?

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                      King_Gazz
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                      #26

                      if i was a magician id shrink the trolls and make them grow again and i make sure i get a superheavyweight troll 2 jump up and down.

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                        Fidjit
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                        #27

                        Oh Aye!  🙂

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                          King_Gazz
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                          yep cos im a genius

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                            Fidjit
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                            #29

                            Motley is asleep when he hears a...

                            THUMP, THUMP, THUMP,

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                              King_Gazz
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                              #30

                              looks like the trolls are on the decender as we speak

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                                Fidjit
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                                And the scraping of the decender being forced down!

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                                  King_Gazz
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                                  #32

                                  at least its not jammed now

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                                    Fidjit
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                                    #33

                                    Clunk!!!

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                                    • SkarkillS
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                                      Skarkill
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                                      "If your going to use that methord to move the blasted machien just make sure there proper Trolls an not Mire-Trogs."

                                      "Me an Lissard once got stuck in the blessed Desen, Decse, Des,Dec. Well the Blessed Watcher me call it that gose between the levels. With the BOLRARCAN. God FOUR HOURS of."

                                      "I Hunger For Knowing Things, Feed My Hunger Or I Feed on you."

                                      "VERY UN-LOVELY."

                                      "Any ways we got his Fearship errr Lordship to send a couple of Trolls to un stuck it. BUT a pair of Mire-Trogs, turns up instead and starts bouncing up and down on the things roof."

                                      "Well as You all is aware one of the major differences between a Troll & a Mire-Trog is that a Mire-Trog is Squishey and Bouncey, So Instead of moveing the lift they just kept bouncing off and hitting The towers roof."

                                      "I Finaly Got Tiny to come and Wack The Thing down With his Club."

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                                        Guest
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                                        #35

                                        Most enlightening Skarkill, least now we know how to get out of a stuck Descender.

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                                          Malefact
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                                          Imagine two people stuck in a lift for three hours. What would they talk about? These two people could be two Km characters or one Km character and yourself.

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