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Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

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  • JamesAJ
    JamesAJ
    JamesA
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    Bhal Shebah flying a dungeoneer to the next level

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    • HStormH
      HStormH
      HStorm
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      #108

      Lord Fear walking down the steps of the Level Two Clue Room in a Nazi Officer's uniform singing, "Spring ti-i-i-ime for Mogdred, And Marblehe-e-e-ead..."

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      • HStormH
        HStormH
        HStorm
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        #109

        Lord Fear walking down the steps of the Level Two Clue Room in a red dress and mink scarf, singing, "The moment you walked in the joint... I could tell you were a man of distinction, A real big spend-aaaaahh..."

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        • HStormH
          HStormH
          HStorm
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          Lord Fear walking down the steps of the Level Two Clue Room in a PVC outift and ladies' underwear, singing, "I'm just a sweet transvestite from transexual Transylvania-a-a-a... come on, everybody..."

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            Fidjit
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            #111

            (Why does everyone login at 18:00)

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            • HStormH
              HStormH
              HStorm
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              Lord Fear walking down the steps of the Level Two Clue Room in a white dress, singing, "Weren't you the one, Who tried to break me with goodbye? Did you think I'd crumble? Did you think I'd lay down and die? Oh not I! I will survive..."

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                Guest
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                #113

                Lord Fear walking into the first room and  ending the quest because he can.

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                  MoanaLiza
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                  #114

                  Treguard and Majida doing a rendition of "Don't you Want me Baby" in true Human League fashion.

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                  • HStormH
                    HStormH
                    HStorm
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                    Treguard and Majida doing a rendition of "Don't you Want me Baby" in true Human League fashion.

                     I like that one.

                    "I was work as serving winch in cocktail bar,

                    Zat much ees true..."

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                      MoanaLiza
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                      The dungeon's version of Stars in Their Eyes has Treguard appearing as Right Said Fred and singing "I'm too Sexy"

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                      • JamesAJ
                        JamesAJ
                        JamesA
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                        #117

                        The entire cast of Knightmare (from all series) unting together and recording a Band Aid style single for charity

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                          Fidjit
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                          An ogre with a scaffold pole!  ;D

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                            MPK
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                            Lord Fear driving around the dungeons in one of the Go-Karts from Fun House!

                            Unfortunately, he only took one so Lissard was stuck with a pink tricycle, which he used to cycle after Fear!

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                              Followed by Skarkill on a golf cart!

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                                Drassil
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                                The entire cast of Knightmare (from all series) unting together and recording a Band Aid style single for charity

                                Forgive me for saying so, but this rings a rather loud bell...

                                http://www.talkknightmare.co.uk/forum/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=4;action=display;num=1068055348;start=58#58

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                                  Guest
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                                  Hugh De Witless placing someone in mortal danger.

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                                  • HStormH
                                    HStormH
                                    HStorm
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                                    You see that happen practically every time he tries to rescue someone.

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                                    • HStormH
                                      HStormH
                                      HStorm
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                                      The mindless mechanical warrior bears down on the cornered dungeoneer, raises its morning star, poised to strike...

                                      The wall comes crashing down and an articulated lorry smashes through into the chamber. The cab transforms into a giant robot, who thunders, "Automata! Transform and walk out!"

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                                        GrimaldineGrimwold
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                                        At the end of the final episode, instead of the usual threats and insults between the Powers That Be and the Opposition, the lights of the antechamber dim and a spotlight falls on Treguard. He's joined on either side by Lord Fear and Hordriss, and they perform a movingly harmoic rendition of Que Sera Sera.

                                        After the scene is filmed, John Woodnutt appears in full Merlin costume from behind the camera, applauding: "Yes, I was right, that scene was much better without me in it."

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                                          Perhaps after s8 Lord Fear went into hiding in a tiny hole in the sewers of Goth and grew a beard...

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