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The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

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  • HStormH
    HStormH
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    I just KNEW someone would paraphrase How To Win Friends And Influence People somewhere in this!

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      I just KNEW someone would paraphrase How To Win Friends And Influence People somewhere in this!

      But at least I did it deliberately. It annoys a friend of mine totally when I say it, so I carry on with it. One day I guess I will forget the real string. Ho hum.

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      • HStormH
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        How To Develop A Relaxed Attitude For Meeting New People by Velda.

        Advanced Aerobics Techniques by Caspar the Key.

        Grimaldine's Tips On How To Avoid Losing A Wall Monster

        Speed Up Your Short Hand Typing by Golgarach.

        Open And Honest by Door-is.

        The Charitable Works Of A Giving Gentleman by Sylvester Hands.

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          *How to Kick You Habits *by Brother Sebastian Mace

          *You Too Can Lose Weight *by the same author.

          *Award Winning Acting in 10 Easy Steps *by Velda

          *Pet Care Illustrated *by Mrs. Enid Grimwold

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          • HStormH
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            Ways To Maintain Your Modesty by Marta the serving maid.

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              Dress To Thrill by Mogdred.

              *The Strain Of Overwork *by Raptor.

              *Secrets Of Younger-Looking Skin *by Mildread.

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                The Goblin Masters Handbook: by Skarkill

                Snapper-Jack's Brain Buster Riddles: By Snapper-Jack.

                Perfect Elaqution in 10 easy Steps: By Lissard.

                The wisdom and Wit of Bollracan: By The Bollracan

                Mastering Miremen: By Raptor

                You, Me and Bhal-Sheba: By Bhal & Sheba.

                How to cook a Dungeoneer: By Mildread

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                  *My Collected Scripts *by Festus the Quasi-Canine

                  The signed copy in the Dunshelm Library is somewhat chewed, so please handle with care.

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                    Grimaldine's Tips On How To Avoid Losing A Wall Monster

                    Hehe.

                    *Preface:

                    I received a severe Brollaching from my fellow green clad wizards when I lost mine, so now learn from my mistakes and you'll never have to enter a filthy Dungeon to retrieve... *

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                    • HStormH
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                      Mogdred's Guide To Writing More Original Bad-Guy Dialogue.

                      Miremen Tips On How To Improve Your Co-Ordination

                      Improve Your Running Speed by the Cavernwights.

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                        *The Complete Dictionary of All Things Magical *by Sidriss the Stupid

                        *Optimism- The Key to Unlocking a Fulfilling Life *- By Dooris the Door

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                        • HStormH
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                          Heh heh, that's a much better door monster one than the one I invented. Take a bow, you witty young thing you!!

                          The De Witless Guide To Identifying A Damsel in Distress.

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                            *My Best Carpentry Tips and Tactics *by Oakley the Tree Troll

                            *Love is All You Need *by Mogdred and his pet Quail.

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                              An In-Depth Analysis Of The English Common Law by Sylvester Hands.

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                                Taverns, Religion & Strong Drink : By Brother Mace

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                                  The Official Log Of My Time On The Waggon by Gumboil the Tee-Total.

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                                    Honersty Is The Best Policy For Makeing Money: By Honersty Bartram

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                                      Fifty ways to make you happy: By the Gargoyle

                                      Tips from Elita's Charm school

                                      Maths made Easy: By the Brollachan

                                      How to improve your memory: By Merlin

                                      Brother Mace's Latin Phrase book

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                                        Brother Silence's Guid To Religous Phliosaphy: By Brother Silence.

                                        (This Joke only works if you have seen a certain episoed of S4.)

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                                        • HStormH
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                                          Finding Courage In Times Of Confrontation: a guide book published on behalf of The Order Of Assassins.

                                          The Art Of Understatement by Barry Thorn.

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