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  • SkarkillS
    SkarkillS
    Skarkill
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    Taverns, Religion & Strong Drink : By Brother Mace

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    • HStormH
      HStormH
      HStorm
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      The Official Log Of My Time On The Waggon by Gumboil the Tee-Total.

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      • SkarkillS
        SkarkillS
        Skarkill
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        Honersty Is The Best Policy For Makeing Money: By Honersty Bartram

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          MoanaLiza
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          Fifty ways to make you happy: By the Gargoyle

          Tips from Elita's Charm school

          Maths made Easy: By the Brollachan

          How to improve your memory: By Merlin

          Brother Mace's Latin Phrase book

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          • SkarkillS
            SkarkillS
            Skarkill
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            Brother Silence's Guid To Religous Phliosaphy: By Brother Silence.

            (This Joke only works if you have seen a certain episoed of S4.)

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            • HStormH
              HStormH
              HStorm
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              Finding Courage In Times Of Confrontation: a guide book published on behalf of The Order Of Assassins.

              The Art Of Understatement by Barry Thorn.

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                Thanatos
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                The History of the Bath by Sylvester Hands

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                • SkarkillS
                  SkarkillS
                  Skarkill
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                  My Life As A Dungon Hag: By Misstres Goody.

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                  • HStormH
                    HStormH
                    HStorm
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                    The History of the Bath by Sylvester Hands

                    Falls about laughing.

                    That HAS to be the best so far!

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                    • HStormH
                      HStormH
                      HStorm
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                      Look Into My Eyes, a novel by Skarkill.

                      Anger Management Tips by Gibbet.

                      All My Worldly Knowledge And Wisdom, by Gretel.

                      The Importance Of Fair Play In Party Games, by Mellisandre.

                      The Harsh Life Of The Man In The Street, an essay by Stiletta.

                      My Greatest Hits, by Ridolfo.

                      The Art Of Magnanimity, by Lord Fear.

                      Fair Fights I have Won, by Morghanna.

                      Malice's Big Book Of Favourite Fireballs.

                      Classic Dungeon Architecture, by the bloke who built that bridge from S4.

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                      • HStormH
                        HStormH
                        HStorm
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                        Folly's Fabulous Recipes (See S2, the quest after he got his laughter back).

                        All My Satisfied Customers, invoice records of Julius Scaramonger.

                        How Not To Take A Joke Personally, by Grimaldine Grimwold. (Think about that one before you respond to it, GG! )

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                          GrimaldineGrimwold
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                          How Not To Take A Joke Personally, by Grimaldine Grimwold. (Think about that one before you respond to it, GG! )

                          Think, or set Festus on people for no good reason... Oh, decisions, decisions, dearie.

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                            GrimaldineGrimwold
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                            100 Ways To Ensure You Read Through Your Posts Properly So You Don't Have To Incessantly Modify them For Annoying Spelling Errors, also by Grimaldine Grimwold

                            Chill Out! Being Relaxed and Not Feeling the Need to Edit Posts For Tiny Spelling Errors, by, well, you guessed it.

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                            • HStormH
                              HStormH
                              HStorm
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                              LOL!

                              The Threads I've Started On The Knightmare Forum That Don't Wind People Up, by HStorm.

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                                GrimaldineGrimwold
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                                The Book of Humility (the retitled 2nd edition of The Hordriss Guide, edited by Hordriss and Grimaldine Grimwold).

                                EDIT - this post was edited purely because an opening bracket was in italics where it was intended to be plain text. My earlier jibe at myself was entirely justified.

                                EDIT 2 - writing an edit note just to point out how right you were in an earlier post has to be one of the most pretentious things one can do, so the original jibe at myself in this post was entirely justified too.

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                                • HStormH
                                  HStormH
                                  HStorm
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                                  How To Run The Perfect Bath, by Motley.

                                  How To Run, by Lissard.

                                  My Friends Who Have Never Said That I'm A Silly Old Fool, by Merlin.

                                  My Friends, by Cedric.

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                                  • HStormH
                                    HStormH
                                    HStorm
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                                    My Vision Of Peace For The World, by Gundrada.

                                    Things I Hate About Quantum Leap, by Drassil.

                                    Things I Like About Seasons 6&8, by HStorm.

                                    Things I like About HStorm, by KaM.

                                    Things I like About HStorm, by Kieran.

                                    Things I like About HStorm, by Forester.

                                    Things I like About HStorm, by Malefact.

                                    Things I like About HStorm, by Lord_Bob.

                                    Things I like About HStorm, by Elita.

                                    Things I like About HStorm, by Emii.

                                    Things I like About HStorm, by Motley.

                                    Things I like About HStorm, by Thanatos.

                                    Things I like About HSto-.... Er, maybe I'm getting paranoid here!  😉

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                                      GrimaldineGrimwold
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                                      *Beat that Paranoid State of Mind *by Grimaldine Grimwold and HStorm

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                                      • HStormH
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                                        HStorm
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                                        I was hoping that post would make you feel better! Instead it's made me feel 10 times worse.

                                        Shivers, shoulders slump. Hides behind sofa and sobs uncontrollably once more.

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                                          GrimaldineGrimwold
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                                          Things I Like About Seasons 6&8, by HStorm.

                                          Oh yes, good idea.

                                          Fidjit- the Biography: Why We Should All Love Him by Grimaldine Grimwold

                                          *The Full Chronicle Of Everything I Love About That Lissard Disguised As Marta Storyline. Oh, How We Laughed! *by Grimaldine Grimwold

                                          *1001 Posts I Never Wrote *by Grimaldine Grimwold.

                                          Okay, okay, I'll stop having a go at myself now.

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