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  • HStormH
    HStormH
    HStorm
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    #71

    Uhh, excuse me!  😠

    I've got more than that poor excuse of a "GOBLAIN" master!

    So I did forget someone. Oh well. Sorry. You're just very easy to overlook. Evil grin.

    (Not that I endorse violence  ::))

    There's always room for an exception though! Go on, Skarks! One swift knee in the happy sacs and he'll be begging for mercy!

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    • SkarkillS
      SkarkillS
      Skarkill
      wrote on last edited by
      #72

      Oh dear the poor lad just got his fingers traped in the draw.  😮 😮 😮

      I didn't realise he had his hand in when I slamed it shut as hard as I could.  ::)

      "HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.....LOVELY."

      Don't think he'll give me any more bother today at least.

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      • HStormH
        HStormH
        HStorm
        wrote on last edited by
        #73

        Even-more-evil-grin.

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          Fidjit
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          #74

          I don't think so!  😄

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            GrimaldineGrimwold
            wrote on last edited by
            #75

            I hope no one feels that they have to compete against me in terms of post counts.

            I think that's a good attitude to have. While I'm not suggesting anyone currently has the attitude of wanting to indulge in postcount competition, I do think it's ever so slightly pointless to do so. As Illusion says in the forum FAQ too, it's blatantly obvious when people are posting just to boost a postcount. And to any of those who think you'll feel great and somehow get lots of respect if you have a huge postcount, believe me, you won't.

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            • HStormH
              HStormH
              HStorm
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              #76

              I agree entirely. And for my own part I wasn't boasting  -  like I said I only noticed my postcount last night. All I was saying was how amazed I felt when I realised some of the people I'd overtaken, simply because they seemed so prominent.

              For instance, I could've sworn Drassil would've done miles more than me. And in fact that kind of proves he's succeeded in maintaining the kind of presence he wants  -  that he can be THIS prominent on the forum without needing a huge hitrate is some achievement. My hat off to you, Drassil, take a bow, and accept this prestigious HStorm "pat-on-the-back-for-being-such-a-cool-restrained-presence-of-incaculable-influence" award!

              Pats Drassil's back.

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                Drassil
                Senior staff
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                #77

                (Who's Pat? Some kind of winged cybermonkey chiropractor? And how long will he be on my back? His talons are hurting me.)

                Thank you. That is very flattering.

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                  Guest
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #78

                  It's nice that people see me as one of the main members of the board these days, I feel so accepted!  🙂

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                    Fidjit
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                    #79

                    Right on yer Lordness!  😉

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                      Guest
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                      #80

                      Preach brother, preach!

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                      • SkarkillS
                        SkarkillS
                        Skarkill
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                        #81

                        Post Count compotions are just silly ego trips between the people who are trying to incress there posts so as to beat there rivals.

                        Stupidety and Ego personafied if you ask me.

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                        • HStormH
                          HStormH
                          HStorm
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                          #82

                          True.

                          Mind you, you would say that, seeing as I've moved ahead of you after all.  😉  

                          (Just a joke! Just a joke! Put that bloody codling grinder down, I was just kidding!!!!!!)

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                            Guest
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                            #83

                            Delivery boy arrives

                            Delivery boy: We've got a WMD here for one Mr Skarkill, comes with the message "Start Running Now HStorm".

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                            • SkarkillS
                              SkarkillS
                              Skarkill
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                              #84

                              AS If I'd Be So Petty.  😮 😮 😮 😮

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