Motley! Good or Bad?
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Yes please do, and while your in their take these with you.
Hands him a pile of mis-printed business cards saying "Lord_Nob"
Oh, that is unfortunate, dearie. pushes Festus's jaws open and pulls Lord_Bob inside, followed by much mad cackling and electronic barking
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Turns Lord_Bob in to a cat
"Sorry I've just always wanted to do that"
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There were several he made in S3, but I think the one GG's referring to is...
"Up there... up there... your leg over, and BOSH! You're in!"
Yes.
"...Your leg over, and Bosh, You're in. Right, get ready for the ride of your life."
I mean, surely that wasn't accidental.
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If anyone wants to listen for themselves, there's a clip of that on this site, obviously under Series 3. Now I just need to locate my Series 3 video, which seems to have been lost or eaten. I'm not scolding any particular quasi-canines yet, but I have a horrible feeling about where it might be.
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(Warning and advance apologies: risque post coming up.)
That Motley innuendo is very funny. Without wishing to make too much of a theme of this, one of my 'favourite' innuendos (as spotted in retrospect - I was too young to pick up any the first time round) was Gwendoline to Motley: 'Stay here - if you wanna be shafted!' (To which Motley replied: 'I think I'm in love...I think I'm in danger!')
But the most memorable, for me, is the jaw-dropping Series 6 moment where Ah-Wok - bear in mind his accent - refers to Sidriss as 'Syphiris'! (That's what I heard, anyway.) Kudos to Mark Knight et al for getting that one past Mary Whitehouse et al!
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I wouldn't say that post was risque particularly, even though Illusion was online when you sent it!
Joe GJ suggested the "shafted" line to me a few weeks ago as a replacement for one of the lines that I put in the "Fifty Most Suggestive" article. Do you agree with him, GG?
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GJ suggested the "shafted" line to me a few weeks ago as a replacement for one of the lines that I put in the "Fifty Most Suggestive" article. Do you agree with him, GG?
Probably, that line is pretty suggestive. Sorry, took me a second to work out who Joe GJ was. Thought some Challenge announcer had been writing to you, for a moment.
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Throws Festus a treat (Snowwie)
Ooh, that is nice of you dearie. Festus will love that. 'E gets so sick of bones, and I can't steal Pedigree Chum from the Level 1 Asda quickly enough to keep up with 'is terrible 'unger.
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Walks back covered in drool
"OK whos the wise guy!?! I'm warning you guys, I'm in a creative and vengeful mood. And emotially unstable because of a horrid scene I wrote"
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