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Motley! Good or Bad?

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    Guest
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    Several minutes later Festus begins coughing and spluttering and spits out Bob whole.

    Bob: Luckily I was wearing my Red Dragon armour otherwise that could've been ooh, nasty.

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      Snowwiewolf
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      Turns Lord_Bob in to a cat

      "Sorry I've just always wanted to do that"

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        Mogdred
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        His only saving grace is that fact that in S3 he gets away with perhaps the most blatant *double entendre *in the show.

        Which one was that?

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          Emii
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          turns snowwie into a banana

          Hee...

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            HStorm
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            That'll teach her. It won't STOP her, but it'll teach her.

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              HStorm
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              Which one was that?

              There were several he made in S3, but I think the one GG's referring to is...

              "Up there... up there... your leg over, and BOSH! You're in!"

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                GrimaldineGrimwold
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                There were several he made in S3, but I think the one GG's referring to is...

                "Up there... up there... your leg over, and BOSH! You're in!"

                Yes.

                "...Your leg over, and Bosh, You're in. Right, get ready for the ride of your life."

                I mean, surely that wasn't accidental.

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                  GrimaldineGrimwold
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                  If anyone wants to listen for themselves, there's a clip of that on this site, obviously under Series 3. Now I just need to locate my Series 3 video, which seems to have been lost or eaten. I'm not scolding any particular quasi-canines yet, but I have a horrible feeling about where it might be.

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                    HStorm
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                    Well it's not that bad. Just wait a couple of days and it'll come back out the other end.

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                      Drassil
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                      (Warning and advance apologies: risque post coming up.)

                      That Motley innuendo is very funny. Without wishing to make too much of a theme of this, one of my 'favourite' innuendos (as spotted in retrospect - I was too young to pick up any the first time round) was Gwendoline to Motley: 'Stay here - if you wanna be shafted!' (To which Motley replied: 'I think I'm in love...I think I'm in danger!')

                      But the most memorable, for me, is the jaw-dropping Series 6 moment where Ah-Wok - bear in mind his accent - refers to Sidriss as 'Syphiris'! (That's what I heard, anyway.) Kudos to Mark Knight et al for getting that one past Mary Whitehouse et al!

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                        HStorm
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                        I wouldn't say that post was risque particularly, even though Illusion was online when you sent it!

                        Joe GJ suggested the "shafted" line to me a few weeks ago as a replacement for one of the lines that I put in the "Fifty Most Suggestive" article. Do you agree with him, GG?

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                          GrimaldineGrimwold
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                          GJ suggested the "shafted" line to me a few weeks ago as a replacement for one of the lines that I put in the "Fifty Most Suggestive" article. Do you agree with him, GG?

                          Probably, that line is pretty suggestive. Sorry, took me a second to work out who Joe GJ was. Thought some Challenge announcer had been writing to you, for a moment.

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                            HStorm
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                            That's an amazing idea. You're confusing me with someone who has influence, or something!

                            Anyway I think I will use it to replace one of the ones at the weaker end of the list, as it sounds like that's what you're leaning towards.

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                              Guest
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                              Turns Lord_Bob in to a cat

                              Bob is unaffected due to his armour.

                              How many times do I have to explain about my armour?

                              Throws Festus a treat (Snowwie)

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                                GrimaldineGrimwold
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                                Throws Festus a treat (Snowwie)

                                Ooh, that is nice of you dearie. Festus will love that. 'E gets so sick of bones, and I can't steal Pedigree Chum from the Level 1 Asda quickly enough to keep up with 'is terrible 'unger.

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                                  Snowwiewolf
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                                  Walks back covered in drool

                                  "OK whos the wise guy!?! I'm warning you guys, I'm in a creative and vengeful mood. And emotially unstable because of a horrid scene I wrote"

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                                    Well if you're going to turn someone into a cat you can expect some retribution!!

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                                      Snowwiewolf
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                                      retribution? Whats that mean?

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                                        HStorm
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                                        Punishment!

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                                          Snowwiewolf
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                                          Turns HStorm in to a glove

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