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YOU Would Never Say...

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  • HStormH
    HStormH
    HStorm
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    I'd also never say, "Let's change channel! Timmy Mallet's on CBBC."

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      Fidjit
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      Bog off!  ;D

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      • HStormH
        HStormH
        HStorm
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        #6

        Really plumbing the depths now, Motley. It's bad enough taking the sh*tty jokes the dungeoneers suggest, but now you're stealing dialogue from PICKLE?!

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          Fidjit
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          I hate you! (Not what I'd say...)

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            Emii
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            #8

            "oOo Fatilla - I rather fancy a piece of that..."

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            • HStormH
              HStormH
              HStorm
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              "oOo Fatilla - I rather fancy a piece of that..."

              Ooooo gross!

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                Fidjit
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                #10

                Orrite then, Skarkill! Bring it on!!!  ;D

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                  Snowwiewolf
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                  #11

                  Somehting I would never saY:

                  "Ok everyone, I am pleased to say that I will not change anyone in to anything or cause any traumas to anyone"

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                    Guest
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                    #12

                    I would also never say, the Series 4 ending deserves a bafta for best acted, most original and genuinly amazing quality.

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                      MPK
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                      Its a pity it all ended, I mean just as Majilda was changing KM for the better!

                      I love her! I REALLY love her!

                      And I just loved the new helmet! All Majilda's idea!

                      Did I mention I love her!

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                      • HStormH
                        HStormH
                        HStorm
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                        #14

                        You leave Majida alone, dogsbottom! She's mine. Mine, do you hear me?! Majida's MINE!!!!!!

                        BASHES MPK TO WITHIN AN INCH OF DEATH.

                        (By the way, I DO realise you were being ironic. I just lose all sense of humour when people start talking about Majida... >SIGH!< See the Temper, Temper thread.)

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                          MoanaLiza
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                          Series four was sooo not repetative, and I love the realistic colours.

                          Sidriss was really bright.

                          Barry was shy and reserved.

                          Motley's sooo hilarious.

                          That was a good and thoughtful move by Julie and the team, offering those goblins that present.

                          Treguard is really irretating. I can't stand him!

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                            GrimaldineGrimwold
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                            That gorgeous glowing red grass in Smirkenorff's flight scenes is just like the grass in my back garden, it's so realistic.

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                              MoanaLiza
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                              I didn't realise the level one wellway room had a back garden; or a front one for that matter!

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                                GrimaldineGrimwold
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                                I didn't realise the level one wellway room had a back garden; or a front one for that matter!

                                Wellway rooms are built as standard with a back garden, dearie. And of course we don't have a front garden. Who's ever heard of a wellway room with a front garden? I mean, really!

                                wanders off cackling to itself

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                                  GrimaldineGrimwold
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                                  No! I demand Pickle be brought back!

                                  chains self and Festus the Quasi-Canine to Anglia Television Centre to protest

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                                  • SkarkillS
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                                    Skarkill
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                                    I do not find Elita attractive.

                                    Hello (Because when I say it its sounds like Yello.)

                                    I never wanted to throtal that blockhead Sidriss when I first saw KM.

                                    I Thought Fidjit was a brill character.

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                                      GrimaldineGrimwold
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                                      "Yes, I'm wrong, as usual."

                                      "Please marry me Mellisandre. I want you to have my children and for us to spend the rest of eternity together."

                                      "Hey yeh I find nitemare was gr8 stuff i espeschully lieked the bit where they went into the bounsy castle bit to get the priiz towkens yeh and the guy with the cool hair guys what woz his name agen!!!!!!!!

                                      neway luv u all

                                      grimaldeen"

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                                        LordF
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                                        Sorry to change the subject but this is what the Challenge bosses would never say:

                                        "We've decided to cancel every show on the channel becaust their rubbish, from now on we are the all Knightmare channel where we show Knightmae 24:7, Thank you for your time"

                                        They would never say that.

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                                          Snowwiewolf
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                                          What Timonthy woulnt say: I'm sorry HStorm, I will never again throw daggers at you or anything sharp for that matter

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