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    Guest
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    #289

    I'd make sure you say disspell befor that

    Skarks have you gone mad? I did say despell  ::)

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    • HStormH
      HStormH
      HStorm
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      #290

      I think he means you should rearrange the letters a little, Bob. "Dispell  S-K-C-O-T-S" looks like you're trying to banish everyone who comes from north of the border.

      And I'm half-Scots myself, so watch it!

      Here...

      "Dispell  K...S...T...O...S...C."

      That's just as valid. (When you're dispelling you don't necessarily have to reverse the order of the letters, just put them in an incorrect order.)

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        Guest
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        #291

        Yes I know about order. Backwards is just easiest way imo, sorry if I offended anyone about SKCOTS

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        • HStormH
          HStormH
          HStorm
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          #292

          Nah, I don't think you have really. But just be careful. They're a hyper-sensitive bunch of people up there (although only when they're on the receiving end, I've noticed).

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            #293

            He he I found that as well!

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            • HStormH
              HStormH
              HStorm
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              #294

              They dish it out but they can't take it. (I may be half-Scots, but that doesn't mean I'm not going to acknowledge Scotland's numerous faults.)

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                #295

                Well my lineage is very complex, 1/2 English and I thought I was 1/2 Irish but it turns out I may be 1/2 French instead and oh lord it goes on...

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                • HStormH
                  HStormH
                  HStorm
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                  #296

                  The whole issue of Nationality is an illusion, Bob. Everybody's lineage must take in the entire surface of the Earth somewhere back in their genetic stock. It's hogwash and it's unimportant.

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                  • HStormH
                    HStormH
                    HStorm
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                    #297

                    Why did Lord Fear stuff a team advisor under one of the legs of his throne?

                    Because it needed a new caster.

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                    • SkarkillS
                      SkarkillS
                      Skarkill
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                      #298

                      Same here Lord_Bob

                      1/2 english, 1/4 scotish & 1/4 french (My Dad's mum's family came over from france a long time ago. My aunts traced that family line back until about 1880.)

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                        Fidjit
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                        #299

                        I have a terrible Isle of Wight accent!

                        Tracur = Tractor

                        Get the point!  ;D

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                          Guest
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                          #300

                          I love accents like that, my dad lived in Cornwall for a while so when I visited him they all spoke like that. Great stuff, I got to ride in a tracur!

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                          • HStormH
                            HStormH
                            HStorm
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                            #301

                            I'm from Devon originally, and I've still got traces of the same kind of accent, fused with Scots.

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                              #302

                              Cool, accents and dialects and nationality in my opinion aren't too important but they can help you find out who you are!

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                                MoanaLiza
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                                I'm from Suffolk where we say things like wa'er, gla(r)ss, gra(r)ss, ain', etc. well you get my point though! I was talking to an American friend one day a few years ago, who's since gone back to American and she was somewhat taking the mick out of some of the things I was saying. On the subjects with Americans though, some of their words are different to ours. One day when I was about five I was with quite a few American kids about my age and I said something about my jumper, which they laughed and took the mick. I think they started throwing my jumper about to make it look like it was jumping. On the subject with accents some of the characters had certain dialects. Does anyone think that Raptor sounded like he was from possibly from somewhere like Devon or Cornwall or around that area and Snapper Jack sounded like he was from somewhere around the Yorkshire area?

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                                  HStormH
                                  HStorm
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                                  #304

                                  Actually, Raptor just has what linguists believe is a normal English accent for the medieval/early modern era. Yes, he sounds like a West Country guy nowadays, but apparently most people around the country spoke that way at the time.

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                                    Skarkill
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                                    He's also got a sterotypical Pirate vocabualry.

                                    "There Be A Dungeoneer Round Here."

                                    Snapper-Jack dose sound Yorkshier to me.

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                                      #306

                                      I wonder, what is everyone's favourite accent?

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                                        HStormH
                                        HStorm
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                                        #307

                                        I know this is going to get some funny looks from certain quarters, but my favourite's Scally Scouse. Always has been.

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                                          Thanatos
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                                          When it comes to accents, you can't beat RP.

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