A great Knightmare joke...
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Elita's mouth is so big it has its own postcode.
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Elita's mouth is so big is gets a block vote in the European Parliament.
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Elita's mouth is so big isn't it isn't it isn't it isn't it...sorry, I was standing on her bottom lip - that must have been the echo.
Okay, that's just the funniest thing I've ever read on this forum. And the old forum. Any forum. Well done, Emii!
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Elita's mouth is so big it's a habitat for a whole community of Brollachans.
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LOL.
Elita's mouth is so big that when she yawns the sun is blotted out and the entire population of Wolfenden think the end of the world is nigh.
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Okay, that's just the funniest thing I've ever read on this forum. And the old forum. Any forum. Well done, Emii!
She's just outdone herself already tho'.
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Elita's mouth is so big she puts lipstick on with a paint roller.
Elita's mouth is so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Elita's mouth is so big, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Elita's mouth is so foul, when she speaks her teeth duck.
Elita's mouth is so big, it shows up on radar.
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OMG. For once I'm just lost for words (a problem that never affected darling Elita, of course). Those are amazing!
Elita's mouth is so big Patrick Moore stares into it with a telescope to watch the birth of galaxies.
Elita's mouth is so big it's hosting the Winter Olympics in 2004.
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Elita's mouth is so big that when she needs dental work done she has to get planning permission.
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Elita's mouth is so big she puts lipstick on with a paint roller.
Elita's mouth is so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Elita's mouth is so big, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Elita's mouth is so foul, when she speaks her teeth duck.
Elita's mouth is so big, it shows up on radar.
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