YOU Would Never Say...
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No, I wouldn't dream of imposing on you! Gosh, you're looking particularly gorgeous today. And what people may have said about any presumed resemblance between your good self and Anne Robinson, the Queen of Mean is utter fantasy!
Why thank you Grimmy! I most certainly won't PUMMEL YOU GOOD!
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Why, thankyou. I do so love your S5 Dungarees. And whatever shade of purple your hair is today, may I say it looks absolutely divine! I wish my lego wellway room had curtains that same colour!
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Green is certainly your colour, and don't listen to those nasty people telling you that you need rhinoplasty, you have a lovely Roman nose! And wy don't I just nip to Remnant Kings to get fabric especially to make into Lego curtains. I'm certainly not going to break your legs with this here tire iron.
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Where can I get my hair dyed purple like that?
(-my character would never say that on so many levels-)
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Well, get some peroxide, mix it with Domestos and soak your scalp in it until your hair and skin starts coming out/off. (if you feel intense, searing pain... that means you need to leave it longer) Then rinse and dunk your head in a giant tub of beetroot. That should do it.
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Feeeestus, fetch the Beetroot.
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Knightmare on Challenge! A kids show like that should be on the Disney channel, what kind of sad loners would watch that!
Yeh, I mean, look at that oh so badly animated skull, for starters.
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Gosh, you're right. In fear, I take back everything I've ever said on every subject imaginable!
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Should think so too. Who knows what he might do to you otherwise?
Write up an insulting article about you? Wave his Degree certificate in your face? Cry to his Editor that you've been picking on him?
Take cover, we've found Osama Bin-Laden's superior.
He might even say that my fake nose didn't look entirely realistic. I don't think I could stand the pain!
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Your friend sounds like my mum.
Anyway Knightmare is the best show on TV better than Takeshis Castle by miles (Takeshi fans).
Knightmare is the best show on TV better than Fort Boyard (FB Fans).
Knightmare is the best show on TV better than The Chrystal Maze (TCM fans).
Knightmare is the best show on TV better than... okay you get my point!
McGrew is a very convincing Scot and Olaf is a convincing Viking (although at around 8 years old you probably would actually think it anyway).
Knightmare isn't good enough to be in the top ten Challenge shows. It should be axed completely from the schedules and never shown again. Challenge shouldn't even consider purchasing another series and why they keep showing series again and again after they have showed them a couple of times before goodness knows. Just face it the show's absolute rubbish and out of date and you lot need to move on! (I hope none of the Challenge team are reading this as they might take it a tad to literally!)
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I am going to include Fidjit the Lockmaster and Casper the Key in my fanfic as central characters.
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Oh, yes. There'll be plenty of those, and several Smirkenorff flights complete with strange unidentified blue stuff in the background and grass the same colour as Elita's hair this week. I'm also looking forward to including extended descriptions of someone using the Reach Wand for its intended purpose, which will make great reading!
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