Who would you like?
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I could say a man if you really wanted me too, but then I would be lying...
Oh what the heck. Sylvester hands'll never get any mention so I'll say him.
Looks at picture Well, maybe not...
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No, but Lord Fear is their father, having been turned from the ways of good by the Emperor Mogdredatine.
The twin elves were separated at birth by the noble Merlin Kenobi to protect them from the Emperor. They only met again in their youth when Pickle was visited by a humble Automatum bearing a message from Kully that began, "Help me, Merlin Kenobi, you're my only hope..."
During the conflict that followed, Pickle duelled by b!tchy remark with his father, who sliced off the elf's pride and backed onto a bridge overhanging a wide chasm. There, Fear revealed the awful truth...
"This script writer is fired!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...!!!!" etc.
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Yes, Malice wouldn't be too bad....
"Sorry, FrightKnight, but you said you wanted Sylvester Hands."
What?
"And here he is!"
Hands enters, carrying a box of eaten chocolates and a wilted stalk off a flower
"Pleased t' meet ya, Frighty!"
Nooooo!
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No, a simple placement of him in the stocks will do. He provides good coice relief on occasion.
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I don't know how I came to write 'coice' but I meant 'comic'. Of course.
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Yup, I'm the one who harms people, a little....
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Erk! Snowwiewolf!
FrightKnight runs off, knowing it is cowardly, but knowing he'll live
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