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Who would you like?

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    Fidjit
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    And Elita's you're sister then?  ;D

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      HStorm
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      No, but Lord Fear is their father, having been turned from the ways of good by the Emperor Mogdredatine.

      The twin elves were separated at birth by the noble Merlin Kenobi to protect them from the Emperor. They only met again in their youth when Pickle was visited by a humble Automatum bearing a message from Kully that began, "Help me, Merlin Kenobi, you're my only hope..."

      During the conflict that followed, Pickle duelled by b!tchy remark with his father, who sliced off the elf's pride and backed onto a bridge overhanging a wide chasm. There, Fear revealed the awful truth...

      "This script writer is fired!"

      "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...!!!!" etc.

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        Fidjit
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        A mix of Star Wars, HStorm?  🙂

        What does that make me then Jar-Jar Binx  ;D

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        • HStormH
          HStormH
          HStorm
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          "A mix of Star Wars?" he says. Well recognised, son.  ::)  

          Jar Jar? Exqueeze me? If yousa wanna be Jar Jar, yousa bombad! But yousa wanna, yousa getta.

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            Fidjit
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            Yousa right!  ;D

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              frieza
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              It's gotta be Morgahnna. All that black is just so irresistable...!

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                Fidjit
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                Melissandre is my number one!  ;D

                (I said that once already!)

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                • SkarkillS
                  SkarkillS
                  Skarkill
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                  Malice & Grunda wouldn't be to bad either.  😉

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                    FrightKnight
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                    Yes, Malice wouldn't be too bad....

                    "Sorry, FrightKnight, but you said you wanted Sylvester Hands."

                    What?

                    "And here he is!"

                    Hands enters, carrying a box of eaten chocolates and a wilted stalk off a flower

                    "Pleased t' meet ya, Frighty!"

                    Nooooo!

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                      dragon204
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                      Hmmm.... I'd go out with Bhal-Shebah, but he's my cousin... Red Death is dead how ironic...

                      hmm... I'd go out with Smirknoff him being the cutest dragon in all the dungeons.

                      ps: I could fry Sylvester for you Frighty, if you want me to

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                        FrightKnight
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                        No, a simple placement of him in the stocks will do. He provides good coice relief on occasion.

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                          FrightKnight
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                          I don't know how I came to write 'coice' but I meant 'comic'. Of course.

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                            dragon204
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                            Acually I ment just roast him not kill him or harm him or anything else

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                              Snowwiewolf
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                              Yup, I'm the one who harms people, a little....

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                                FrightKnight
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                                Erk! Snowwiewolf!

                                FrightKnight runs off, knowing it is cowardly, but knowing he'll live

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                                • SkarkillS
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                                  Skarkill
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                                  Erk! Snowwiewolf!

                                  FrightKnight runs off, knowing it is cowardly, but knowing he'll live

                                  "WHAT IN THE UNDERWORLD ARE YOU RUNNING FROM SNOWWIE FOR?"

                                  "Dragons Blood!! Its a Fine thing when a Frightknight runs from a fle bitten Wolf and her Dragon Companion."

                                  "Well I ain't Running from either of them."

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                                    FrightKnight
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                                    Skarkill is instantly frazzled

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                                      dragon204
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                                      Dragon: Hey thats my line!

                                      Snowwie turns Skarky in to a piece of wood

                                      Dragon barbeques wood Skarkill

                                      Dragon: Thats better

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                                        Snowwiewolf
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                                        Never act brave when near a wolf, when you're the prey. Hmm... I might use that in mi story.

                                        Anyways I cant say whom I'd go out with since Timonthy would get upset and throw daggers at every boy who'd try to talk to me.

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                                          Golgarach
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                                          How about Velda?

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