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The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

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  • HStormH
    HStormH
    HStorm
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    Still not getting it, LF. You keep giving titles for books that would be very long, not very thin!

    Why I AM A Feminist, by Lord Fear,

    or

    The Great Points About The End To Season Eight, by Members Of The Forum,

    would be thin books. You've got to give examples of a book that the writer is clearly not equipped to write, or clearly runs completely contrary to the writer's mindset.

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      MoanaLiza
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      How not to forget to logout of the KM forum by Moana Liza

      How not to turn a thread... By Moana Liza (Oh sorry something like this has been written before)

      How not to repeat what someone or yourself has said By Moana Liza

      How not to repeat what someone or yourself has said By Moana Liza

      How not to repeat what someone or yourself has said By Moana Liza

      How to understand topics By Lord Fear

      Why Series 3 is my least favourite and least memorable By Moana Liza

      No I didn't used to fancy Pickle By Moana Liza

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        Snowwiewolf
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        Why hurting Skarkill and other men is not fun by Snowwiewolf

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        • SkarkillS
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          Skarkill
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          Why I don't Enjoy Tortureing People: By Skarkill.

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          • HStormH
            HStormH
            HStorm
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            #181

            Why Disrupting Threads With Displays Of Pointless Cartoon Violence Is Unethical, by Snowwiewolf.

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              Snowwiewolf
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              Why annoying Snowwie when Timonthy is around is a good idea by HStorm

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              • HStormH
                HStormH
                HStorm
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                Uh-oooooooooooh.

                Trembles

                I just thought I should say at this point what great respect I have for both Snowwie and her rather impressively-built and psychopathically-overprotective boyfriend, what splendid people I think they are, and how much I think they add to this fine, upstanding community.

                Or else.

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                  MoanaLiza
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                  ...Or else.

                  HStorm better hide behind the sofa or pinch Fightnight's armour before knives start flying in his direction or he becomes a pin cusion :o.

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                    HStormH
                    HStorm
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                    A Guide To Courageous Sincerity In The Face OF Extreme Physical Intimidation, by HStorm.

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                      MoanaLiza
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                      Reasons why we are popular with Knightmare fans By Granada Media

                      Art attack, drawing wellways By Kelly

                      They call a shovel a spade by team 7 series 2

                      Themepark rides - The Minecart By Leo, Martin and Ross

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                        Drassil
                        Senior staff
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                        Why chewing my food properly helps me stay serene and articulate, by Grimwold the Ogre

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                          Snowwiewolf
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                          Why being jelous is silly by Timonthy

                          *Why HStorm doesnt resemble a porqupine if he insults Snowwie * by Timonthy

                          *Why getting Mom angry is a good idea * By me

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                          • HStormH
                            HStormH
                            HStorm
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                            Finding Your Inner Substance, by the Cavern Wraiths.

                            Why I Earnestly Believe That Stephen Webberley Doesn't Plagiarise My Ideas, by HStorm.

                            How To Keep Your Cool When An RPG Is In Jeopardy And Your Shoulder Hurts, by Kieran O'Brien. (Sorry, K!)

                            Zen And The Art Of Self-Consistent Writing, by Tim Child.

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                              HStormH
                              HStorm
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                              Some books imported from the Challenge? forum...  

                              WHY YOU SHOULDN'T TYPE ONLY IN CAPITALS, by SCOTT901.

                              WHY YOU SHOULDN'T REPEAT YOURSELF OR IGNORE ANSWERS TO YOUR QUESTIONS WHEN THEY'RE GIVEN TO YOU, by SCOTT901.

                              Why I'm So Fond Of Imarealidiot, Francis306, And Most Particularly SCOTT901, by JamesP.

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                                Going up! An account of the amount of uptime this forum has had over the last two days; By Illusion  🙂

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                                  FrightKnight
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                                  Why I'm So Fond Of Imarealidiot, Francis306, And Most Particularly SCOTT901, by JamesP.

                                  Gawd bless him.

                                  JamesP, that is. Obviously.

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                                    HStormH
                                    HStorm
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                                    The Frightknight Guide To Not Making Patronising Noises To A Webmaster On A Public BBS.

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                                      *Making Yourself Useful In The Antechamber  * Majilda

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                                        101 Good Jokes By Motley

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                                          FrightKnight
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                                          The Frightknight Guide To Not Making Patronising Noises To A Webmaster On A Public BBS.

                                          Well, that's me name-checked...

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