Warning signs!

[Drassil]

"WARNING: SNAKE BITES MAY BE HAZARDOUS" on the wall of the Crazed Heifer!

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Next to Causeways:

'WARNING: Danger of falling masonry. Hard hat required at all times.'

In Series 3 corridors:

'WARNING: All footwear generates excessive clicking.'

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Next to the Series 3 mine cart:

'INSTRUCTIONS FOR EMBARKATION:

1. Stand up here, next to the cart

2. Get your leg over

3. Bosh! You're in.

4. Get ready for the ride of your life

5. Hang on tight!'

This particular sign would not be written by McGrew, as you've probably guessed.

[Fidjit]

Outside Knightmare Castle

"DO NOT DISTURB"

[Fidjit]

Lord Fear's Door

"QUARANTINE!"

[Skarkill]

Hanging above Stocks containing Motley.

"WARNNING: DO NOT OPEN, CONTENCE HAZZADOUS TO SANITY."

[MPK]

WARNING; DO NOT OPEN THIS BOTTLE EVER!!!  

On a certain bottle containing foolish meddling women!

[Skarkill]

WARNING; DO NOT OPEN THIS BOTTLE EVER!!!  

On a certain bottle containing foolish meddling women!

Oh Boy when HStorm reads that.

I wouldn't want to be you MPK.

[LordF]

A note next to a Spy Glass that says:

" DON'T LOOK INTO MORE THEN 2 MINUTES OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES "

The Consequnces are Lord Fear's Eye bolts or his Fireballs.

[FrightKnight]

Don't know if any of these are repeats...

CoB: "Step inside for the closest shave!"

Elsewhere: "Beware of Festus"

"Warning: Pickpockets about" in market trader's stall

"Beware of Dungeon-Master"

"Warning: Do not get eaten by blocker"

"Caution: Steps not real" in series 5 room...

[MPK]

On S3 wellway;

"BEWARE OF THE DOG : - watch out for Festus as well!"

[MoanaLiza]

On bottom of humbug jar "contains no humbugs"

On label on fruit "Suitable for vegetarians"

On certain part of B&T "If suicidal, sidestep left here"

[Skarkill]

Aove the entrance of the room in which Dungeoneer Nicky died in S7.

"WARRNING: LIGHTS OUT."

[[[global:guest]]]

On helmet of justice

"This Way UP"

[MoanaLiza]

Along the walls of the Sewers of Goth TOXIC - DO NOT DRINK

[HStorm]

[Painted on the floor of the pool chamber from S3, and obscured by the water so people have to swim down to it to read it...]

"WARNING: DANGER OF SHARK ATTACKS. DO NOT ENTER THE WATER UNDER >>ANY<< CIRCUMSTANCES!!!!"

[[[global:guest]]]

PLEASE REMEMBER: YOUR OWN NAME

for Merlin

[Billy]

Next to Dooris-

"WELCOME TO LEVEL 1, HAVE A HAPPY DAY"

Next to Doorkis-

"WELL DONE FOR GETTING THIS FAR, HAVE A PLEASANT JOURNEY AHEAD"

(You see the way this is going?)

Next to Dooreen:

"HOORAY, YOU'RE ALMOST THERE, LOOK LIVELY AND KEEP SMILING"

[[[global:guest]]]

By Motley

        WARNING AWFUL JOKES: EARPLUGS REQUIRED

[Canadanne]

In Merlin's throne room:

Mind the gap.

On a bowl of "downers":

Please shrink responsibly.

Fireballs in spyglass are closer than they appear.

[Mystara]

In Merlin's throne room:

Mind the gap.

On a bowl of "downers":

Please shrink responsibly.

Fireballs in spyglass are closer than they appear.

Genius. I am determined to put that latter one somewhere on the main site.

Thought required.

[HStorm]

On the entrance to the Level 1 >>> Level 3 short-cut; -

"Warning: Do not enter under pain of neverending controversy."

On the wall of the Block & Tackle; -

" <------- This way down."

Tattooed on Juliet Henry-Massey's forehead; -

"Please do not feed the plank."

"The level two Corridor Of The Catacomb welcomes generous bearers-of-gifts."

On a deck of cards; -

"Warning; Joker subject to misidentification."

Outside Lillith's domain; -

"Beware sore heads, all ye who enter here."