Confusion

[Drassil]

They say that music calms the savage beast. So I would open my mouth, and sing, as er... sweetly as I could...

Somewheeere ogre the rainbow

There's a pie

It's warm, fresh and nutritious

Better to eat than I

Think that'd work?  ???

[Snowcat]

Staggers through with large axe embedded in skull

take it from me........ it don't....

falls on floor

[Fidjit]

Dungeoneer: Would you like to discuss Shakespeare?

Grimwold: AAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHH!

Runs away

Dungeoneer: That was easy!

[Elita]

Look behind you! A three-headed monkey!

(Spot the homage  ;D)

How appropriate, you fight like a cow.  ;D

And to confuse Grimwold the Ogre, I'd point behind him and scream "ELF!!!" After his experiences with Velda I'm sure he'd either look round in horror or run.

[Snowwiewolf]

Me:"Will you marry me?"

Snowwies mom: "Your feet stink horribly dont you ever wash them!?!"

Snowwie and Snowwies mom: "You have such a beautiful face, you should be a male model"

Runs away laughing like a maniac

[Lowebo]

Halamanakiki. My own invented word - could be grimwold language for "dont kill me"???

[follyfoot]

polly put the kettle on polly put the kettle on polly put the kettle on we'll all have tea! what dyou mean?

[Emii]

Pudding?

[[[global:guest]]]

Hey Grimwold, Mrs G needs help with a spider in the bath.

when he turns round to see if it's true, zoom i'm off!

[Velda]

I'd point in the other direction and shout "What the hell is that?" and run off (a la Marty McFly in Back To The Future).  ;D

[[[global:guest]]]

Back to the future is a great trilogy, I watched that one tons of times!

[follyfoot]

my favourite is back to the future 3 the animated series