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    Drassil
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    They say that music calms the savage beast. So I would open my mouth, and sing, as er... sweetly as I could...

    Somewheeere ogre the rainbow

    There's a pie

    It's warm, fresh and nutritious

    Better to eat than I

    Think that'd work?  ???

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      Snowcat
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      Staggers through with large axe embedded in skull

      take it from me........ it don't....

      falls on floor

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        Fidjit
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        Dungeoneer: Would you like to discuss Shakespeare?

        Grimwold: AAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHH!

        Runs away

        Dungeoneer: That was easy!

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          Elita
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          Look behind you! A three-headed monkey!

          (Spot the homage  ;D)

          How appropriate, you fight like a cow.  ;D

          And to confuse Grimwold the Ogre, I'd point behind him and scream "ELF!!!" After his experiences with Velda I'm sure he'd either look round in horror or run.

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            Snowwiewolf
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            Me:"Will you marry me?"

            Snowwies mom: "Your feet stink horribly dont you ever wash them!?!"

            Snowwie and Snowwies mom: "You have such a beautiful face, you should be a male model"

            Runs away laughing like a maniac

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              Lowebo
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              Halamanakiki. My own invented word - could be grimwold language for "dont kill me"???

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                follyfoot
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                polly put the kettle on polly put the kettle on polly put the kettle on we'll all have tea! what dyou mean?

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                  Emii
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                  Pudding?

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                    Guest
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                    Hey Grimwold, Mrs G needs help with a spider in the bath.

                    when he turns round to see if it's true, zoom i'm off!

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                      I'd point in the other direction and shout "What the hell is that?" and run off (a la Marty McFly in Back To The Future).  ;D

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                        Back to the future is a great trilogy, I watched that one tons of times!

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                          follyfoot
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                          my favourite is back to the future 3 the animated series

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