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The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

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    Drassil
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    Why typos don't undermine my witty book titles in the least by ringmasterrob

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      HStorm
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      The Velda (on the forum) Guide To Sophisticated Methods Of Diverting Attention.

      The HStorm Guide To Getting On Well With Your Relatives.

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        Why I just love people who correct other's spelling By Ringmasterrob

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          MPK
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          Why You Shouldn't Make Jokes About Majilda  MPK

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          • HStormH
            HStormH
            HStorm
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            Why I'll Definitely Live To See Another Dawn, by MPK.

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              *How To Threaten Someone With Intent *  HStorm

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                MoanaLiza
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                Have these ones been done yet?

                Things we loved about series 9 by Knightmare fans

                The things we hated about series 9 By Knightmare fans

                Why they were right to pull the plug after series 9 By the critics

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                  FrightKnight
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                  Why posting here will not result in HStorm poking a bit of fun at you by Various.

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                    Why HStorms insults are well thought out, witty and upset the other person By Ringmasterrob

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                      How not to confuse people by giving two of your children near-identical names by the parents of Ringmasterrob and Lord Bob

                      Resisting the urge to turn all acquaintances into Animals by the de Confuseur family

                      Why making personal jokes about people you've only met over the internet is a really bad idea by most of the Forum

                      How to spot when you've just fallen into the very trap you were trying to make a joke about by Visage

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                      • HStormH
                        HStormH
                        HStorm
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                        "Why HStorm's insults are well thought out, witty and upset the other person By Ringmasterrob"

                        Hmm, getting to you at last am I?

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                          How not to have a battle of wits with your usernames By HStorm (MPKs Superior) and MPK (HStorms Archnemesis)

                          Why I shouldn't insult a member of the KM forum about their favourite KM character By MPK

                          Why I really love Majida By MPK

                          Reasons why Hugo Myatt shouldn't be Treguard in the Knew Knightmare By the fans

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                            MPK
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                            Why I love everthing about life  Moana Liza

                            Btw, did u really change ur username to MPKs Superior, cause I missed that!

                            Its as they say I guess, lies dont stand up at all do they! LOL!

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                              Skarkill
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                              • Did u really change ur username to MPKs Superior, cause I missed that!

                              Its as they say I guess, lies dont stand up at all do they! LOL! *

                              "Oh Boy."

                              "I tell you what MPK if I were HStorm."

                              "By now I would have had you hung upside down by a rope attahced to your heels."

                              "And dangale you over a pit containg cavernwrights and ........Casper The Key."

                              "Then I' would leve a candale to slowley burn through the rope untill you plunged in."

                              "For God Sake Leve HStorm and Majida alone. Its my job to terrorise this forum."

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                                Snowwiewolf
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                                Hey! Its also my job! turns Skarkill in to Hstorm

                                Oopsie....

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                                  Not even slightly Storm, keep trying.

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                                    Thanatos
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                                    Keeping Threads On-Topic and Knightmare-Related by most contributors to this topic (myself now included).

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                                      Why this topic is still funny By Everyone

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                                      • HStormH
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                                        HStorm
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                                        Yes. I wouldn't want to sound like I'm trying to lay down the law when it's not even my forum, but hey, I invented this thread, and I think it's time we let it grind to a halt. Occasional teasing is all very fine but this is moving beyond snark and getting b!tchy. (And I'm not just saying that because I've become the main target of it.)

                                        Either let's get back to thinking up ironic book titles, or if we can't can we just let the thread die the death? Whichever way we choose to go, let's stop trying to provoke each other, as we don't want to turn this BBS into another Challenge forum, do we?

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                                          FrightKnight
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                                          NO WE DO NOT

                                          Oh no!

                                          I HAVE INFORMATION ABOUT KNIGHTMARE

                                          No you don't, Scott90242578, or whatever you call yourself these days! Back, back!

                                          *Jokes * by Brother Strange

                                          Breakdancing- the ins, outs, ups and downs by Hordriss

                                          (Breathing new life here, I hope!)

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