Great Knightmare Mysteries
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Where in the Dungeon is the 'Awful Headwear Shop'. There must be one somewhere specialising in particularly tasteless pieces, considering how many are on show. Why has it not been shut down by now?
A related mystery. Why does Captain Nemanor not fall over due to the immense weight of the strange thing he calls a hat placed on his head? Does gravity not apply on his ship?
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I want to know why we see a character in one part of a quest, the dungeoneer say takes a flight or goes accross the Dunswater and then shortly afterwards we might see that character again. Was it just me or did anyone else notice that also. But an example is probably Elita. Didn't we sometimes see her when the dungeoneer was about to ride Smirkenorf, she didn't ride with them and then we see her shortly after the flight again, even though Smirkenorf had flown the dungeoneer miles away. Maybe I was half asleep during the programme and wasn't paying much attention to everything happening.
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Elita and Smirkenorf probably just decide that as a joke he'll fly the dungeoneer round in a few circles, so their destination is only about quarter of a mile from where they started. And they even have to dish out a bar of silver or a firestone for it - clever trick!
One thing that's really bugged me is why after Ben won the Crown in season 6, the next team that comes along chooses to redeem the very same object and no-one says anything about it! Did Treguard get Pickle to put it back in the depths of Level 3 after all that effort?!
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Many Happies on your 1000th!
Also, don't you think its strange that Pickle and Skarkill should both flit at the same time? Maybe they ran off together to form a Deep Ecology commune free of the restrictions that categories like 'Powers That Be' and 'Opposition' impose. Hmm...
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Well I hope you finally managed to get your already-busted leg fixed anyway.
Love the metal bracelets by the way, but I'm not sure if they're really your colour.
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"Tell me do you know what these are."
Hey, Skarkers, you know what this is? waves the lightning rod meaningfully
And I belive the old Elvih proverb applies here. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are small and taste good. Then again, in your case you'd probably give poor Smirky indigestion...
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Has the rod been recharged? You know what these things are like - you've got a Red Death to get rid of and the dratted thing won't fire. Then you give it a shake and shoot yourself in the foot.
Hey, maybe it'd make a good present for Sly Hands (or someone equally stupid).
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Has the rod been recharged? You know what these things are like - you've got a Red Death to get rid of and the dratted thing won't fire. Then you give it a shake and shoot yourself in the foot. .
A very good point my friend! This calls for a change in tactics. and whacks Skarkill in the head with the rod instead I call it pre-emptive self-defence.
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Hmm, perhaps they brought out Ariadne mk. 2,3,4 etc. and just let on that it was the same spider (after all, I'm sure no-one looked too closely at her!)
How on Earth do the Powers That Be afford the ransom to get back defeated dungeoneers when they lose 9 out of 10 of them?
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"OWWW."
"That was very UN-LOVELY."
Falls unconcius on the floor.
Right, I believe that's me 3, Skarkers nil. I can see why that scumpot Cedric liked quarterstaffs so much...
And I want to know how the hell I'm supposed to tell a Bloodstone from a Firestone, since they're the same bloody stone! Same goes for an Elfstone and an Arkenstone. Do you need to be a jewller or what?
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That's true... So, you personally had a capture rate of one. Can't imagine old Lord F was too happy about that! Better sack Grippa and his chums.
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The dungeoneers in the last couple of series were usually younger as well, so you'd think they'd be easier to catch. You just can't get the staff these days, as I believe the evil one himself said.
Ah well - back to the Tree House I suppose. Night-night everyone.
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