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  • SkarkillS
    SkarkillS
    Skarkill
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    😞 😠 😠 😠 😠 😠 😠

    "Charming Willowherb. Very Charming."

    "Tell me do you know what these are."

    "I Left the dungeon to recu....Recp...Rec..Recu...Re,,Cu. Well to get better after Red Death crushed me bloomin Legs."

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      Willowherb
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      Well I hope you finally managed to get your already-busted leg fixed anyway.

      Love the metal bracelets by the way, but I'm not sure if they're really your colour.

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        Elita
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        "Tell me do you know what these are."

        Hey, Skarkers, you know what this is? waves the lightning rod meaningfully

        And I belive the old Elvih proverb applies here. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are small and taste good. Then again, in your case you'd probably give poor Smirky indigestion...

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        • SkarkillS
          SkarkillS
          Skarkill
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          "YOU WOLDN'T DARE."  😠 😠

          "Would You?  😮

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            Elita
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            "YOU WOLDN'T DARE."  😠 😠

            Would, can, and indeed have. How's the leg?

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            • SkarkillS
              SkarkillS
              Skarkill
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              "You Little...."

              Makes to strike Elita.

              "A lot better then your mouths goner be in a second."

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                Willowherb
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                Has the rod been recharged? You know what these things are like - you've got a Red Death to get rid of and the dratted thing won't fire. Then you give it a shake and shoot yourself in the foot.

                Hey, maybe it'd make a good present for Sly Hands (or someone equally stupid).

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                  Elita
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                  Has the rod been recharged? You know what these things are like - you've got a Red Death to get rid of and the dratted thing won't fire. Then you give it a shake and shoot yourself in the foot. .

                  A very good point my friend! This calls for a change in tactics. and whacks Skarkill in the head with the rod instead I call it pre-emptive self-defence.

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                  • SkarkillS
                    SkarkillS
                    Skarkill
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                    #21

                    "OWWW."

                    "That was very UN-LOVELY."

                    Falls unconcius on the floor.

                    I'll tell you what always puzzaled me about Knightmare.

                    How did Ariandne's Lair keep shifting.

                    I meen if one lair was destroyed in a phase shift then surely Ariadne was as well.

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                      Willowherb
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                      Hmm, perhaps they brought out Ariadne mk. 2,3,4 etc. and just let on that it was the same spider (after all, I'm sure no-one looked too closely at her!)

                      How on Earth do the Powers That Be afford the ransom to get back defeated dungeoneers when they lose 9 out of 10 of them?

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                        Elita
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                        "OWWW."

                        "That was very UN-LOVELY."

                        Falls unconcius on the floor.

                        Right, I believe that's me 3, Skarkers nil. I can see why that scumpot Cedric liked quarterstaffs so much...

                        And I want to know how the hell I'm supposed to tell a Bloodstone from a Firestone, since they're the same bloody stone! Same goes for an Elfstone and an Arkenstone. Do you need to be a jewller or what?

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                        • SkarkillS
                          SkarkillS
                          Skarkill
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                          #24

                          They only had to pay ransomes for Dungeoneers who were caught NOT killed.

                          So they would have had to pay for:

                          Richard S5: (HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.........LOVELY.)

                          January S6: (Good Old Sly gets one at last.)

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                            Willowherb
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                            That's true... So, you personally had a capture rate of one. Can't imagine old Lord F was too happy about that! Better sack Grippa and his chums.

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                            • SkarkillS
                              SkarkillS
                              Skarkill
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                              "I Did better then that wanner Be Raptor that Lissard brought into replace me."

                              "He didn't even catch one of those medaling dungoneers."

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                                Willowherb
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                                The dungeoneers in the last couple of series were usually younger as well, so you'd think they'd be easier to catch. You just can't get the staff these days, as I believe the evil one himself said.

                                Ah well - back to the Tree House I suppose. Night-night everyone.

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                                • EldaradE
                                  EldaradE
                                  Eldarad
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                                  #28

                                  I always thought that it was daft that the dungeoneer didn't just use the eye-shield right the way through. It would have made things so much easier...

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                                    Fidjit
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                                    As for causeways... Why didn't they just run across!!!

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                                    • HStormH
                                      HStormH
                                      HStorm
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                                      I imagine there was a destruct key on the computer that allowed BVA to trigger every slab on the causeway the moment they tried it.

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                                        Fidjit
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                                        But it had a kind of delay to it though that's what I mean...  ;D

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                                        • HStormH
                                          HStormH
                                          HStorm
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                                          Yes, but it still would've been a big chance to take if the team cheated, and an unnecessary one if they already had the right combination to cross the causeway legitimately.

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