Treguard (parody of Changes by David Bowie)
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Coming next from me (probably): David Bowie's 'Ch-Ch-Changes' turned into.... 'Tr-Tr-Treguard'. I'll track down Mr. Bowie's lyrics and see whether a reworking would work.
You be the judges...
I still don't know what I was waiting for
And my game was running wild
A million dead-end quests
Every time I thought I'd got it made
It seemed the Team was not so sweet
So I turned myself to face me
But I've never caught a glimpse
Of how the Watchers must see the faker
I'm much too old to take that quest
Tr-tr-tr-tr-Treguard
(Turn and face the strain)
Tr-tr-Treguard
Don't want to be a losing man
Tr-tr-tr-tr-Treguard
(Turn and grace the screen)
Tr-tr-Treguard
Just gonna have to be a different man
Tim may change me
But I can't trace Tim
I watch the backdrops change their size
But never leave the screen
Of blue impermanence and
So the quests float through my eyes
But still the quests seem the same
And these children that you sit by
As they try to challenge your world
Are immune to your consultations
They're quite aware of what they're going through
Tr-tr-tr-tr-Treguard
(Turn and face the strain)
Tr-tr-Treguard
Don't tell them to wake up and shout a bit
Tr-tr-tr-tr-Treguard
(Turn and grace the screen)
Tr-tr-Treguard
What's your name
It’s up to you to inspect a bit
Tim may change me
But you can't trace Tim
Strange fascination, captivating me
Knightmares are taking the pace I'm going through
Tr-tr-tr-tr-Treguard
(Turn and face the strain)
Tr-tr-Treguard
Oh, look out you Fears 'n Mogdreds
Tr-tr-tr-tr-Treguard
(Turn and grace the screen)
Tr-tr-Treguard
Pretty soon we're gonna get another winner
Tim may change me
But I can't trace Tim
I said that beards may change me
But I won’t shave beards
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