Knightmare logo
  • Characters
    Powers that Be Opposition Unaligned
  • Dungeon
    Handpainted CGI Locations
  • Backstage
    Experiences Interviews History How Knightmare was made Convention
  • Fanzone
    Online Coverage Articles Magazines Fan projects
  • Series
    Series 2 Series 3 Series 4 Series 5 Series 6 Series 7 Series 8 Geek Week International Knightmare VR Series 1
  • Events
    Pre-2021 2021 2022 2023 2024 2025 2026
Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • Users
  • Groups
Collapse
  1. Home
  2. Off-Topic
  3. Impromptu Km Chat

Impromptu Km Chat

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Off-Topic
36 Posts 9 Posters 0 Views
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • E
    E
    Elita
    wrote on last edited by
    #23

    That's one reason why I went back to 98 (hint hint) and that's why people are also going to Linux and other OS's I and a few other people don't use MSIE either. I use Avant browser which is brilliant and sometimes Netscape which have built in popup stoppers and for my email I use Yahoo, Lycos, fadmail, mail15 and Shandango mail, all of which have larger mail boxes than Hotmail.

    I love Windows 98, which I'm currently using on my stopgap PC. (after ME killed my new one) Unfortunately, Norton Antivirus 2004 (which I swear by, along with Zonealarm and Mozilla) WILL NOT install on 98 since it insists on IE 5.01 or higher. (which also WILL NOT install on 98) Meh. So I'm currently usin AVG (WHICH IS FREE PEOPLE!) while fuming about having paid £40 for Norton.

    As for ME GG, one thing I loathe more than ME is XP.

    AMEN SISTER!

    Ah, the glorious Amiga. My trusty 600 is currently having difficulties with the joystick port. (in that the fire buttin doesn't work, and I know it's not the joystick since it's fine with my Commodore 64) I acquired a 1200 recently, but I've yet to put it through its paces. It has a hard-drive! A HARD-DRIVE!!! ON AN AMIGA!!! I remember Workbench had a "speak" program. I used to make it swear...

    1 Reply Last reply
    0
    • M
      M
      MoanaLiza
      wrote on last edited by
      #24

      Just a thought about Amigas though, but why do we think they used amigas in Knightmare?

      1 Reply Last reply
      0
      • E
        E
        Elita
        wrote on last edited by
        #25

        Just a thought about Amigas though, but why do we think they used amigas in Knightmare?

        Because they were the most powerful home computers of their time, and much cheaper than the emerging IBM PCs. I remember that my 600 had much better sound than early PCs

        OH GOOD LORD, HOLD EVERYTHING! TITANIC IS #54 IN THE 10 GREEST MOVIES!!! Excuse me while I drown myself in a fishtnk...

        1 Reply Last reply
        0
        • M
          M
          MoanaLiza
          wrote on last edited by
          #26

          Um Just a bit of confusion, but how can Titanic be #54 in the top 10 movies of all time? Or did you mean top 100 movies? Anyway back to Knightmare, PC's, Amiga's, jokes, .... Just think, what would've happened if ME or other Windows OS's were used in Knightmare though? I found a website with pics of the dreaded "blue screen of death", where the pics are of major monitors and screens such as at airports and big street screens etc.

          1 Reply Last reply
          0
          • E
            E
            Elita
            wrote on last edited by
            #27

            Um Just a bit of confusion, but how can Titanic be #54 in the top 10 movies of all time? Or did you mean top 100 movies?

            Yes, I meant 100. I'm having trouble with my new keyboard, it randomly decides whether a key I hit is actually going to do anything. I BLAME WINDOWS ME!!!

            I've seen Windows illegal operation errors on bank ATM screens. I find the fact that they use Windows deeply disturbing...

            1 Reply Last reply
            0
            • SkarkillS
              SkarkillS
              Skarkill
              wrote on last edited by
              #28

              Well now I am officlay Anti Microsoft.

              I got a letter from collage today saying that while they were trying to up grade th media blocks computer system with a newer version of Microsoft (did specifiy either version) the new version crashed the whole system and as a result most of the students work has been lost.

              We are just lucky that we saved our project work on disc so all thats lost is rough copys and reserch matiral we can find again on the net.

              Thnak you so much Microsoft.

              OH GOOD LORD, HOLD EVERYTHING! TITANIC IS #54 IN THE 100 GREEST MOVIES!!!

              Pardon me while I go for a Stole  in the Block and Tackle.

              1 Reply Last reply
              0
              • M
                M
                MoanaLiza
                wrote on last edited by
                #29

                Yes, I meant 100. I'm having trouble with my new keyboard, it randomly decides whether a key I hit is actually going to do anything. I BLAME WINDOWS ME!!!

                My problem is that I just can't hit the right keys most of the time

                I've seen Windows illegal operation errors on bank ATM screens. I find the fact that they use Windows deeply disturbing...

                I used to work where they had those new type computer operated tills and a couple of times (one time in particular) they crashed and kept going funny. They were controlled and had to be reset by a main computer (I think in admin) and all we kept seeing was this main computer screen keep starting up and shutting down and also there was the moving mouse icon and menus popping up. The advantages or those tills over the old ones are: if you make a mistake you can correct it, the prices are preset and you don't have to put in each amount, they screen was touch screen. The disadvantages are: if the main computer crashes none work, you have to have a main computer for them to work, a swipe card is needed to open the till if you make a money mistake (only certain people had swipe cards), they were somewhat easy to log out, but difficult to login, etc. as you could see there are more disadvantages than advantages.

                ...the new version crashed the whole system and as a result most of the students work has been lost.

                We are just lucky that we saved our project work on disc so all thats lost is rough copys and reserch matiral we can find again on the net.

                When I was at college the problem was viruses and I lost quite bit of work due to a virus on my disk, thanks to the member of staff that used scan disk and corrupted the files for me so that they were unnaccassable and unusable. I remember reinfecting the hole college system on about three occasions as they had a virus on the computer I was using, which didn't have an antivirus on (I don't think most did at the time). The virus was a word virus and it got onto my word document, onto my disc and then onto other computers I used. Staff members killed the virus but it was reinfecting as fast as they were killing it. They thought that it was just on the hard drives but no one realised it was on my disc. We eventually worked that out out they used the virus killer on my disc and voilla, the virus was gone.

                1 Reply Last reply
                0
                • F
                  F
                  FrightKnight
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #30

                  Ah, the glorious Amiga. My trusty 600 is currently having difficulties with the joystick port. (in that the fire buttin doesn't work, and I know it's not the joystick since it's fine with my Commodore 64) I acquired a 1200 recently, but I've yet to put it through its paces. It has a hard-drive! A HARD-DRIVE!!! ON AN AMIGA!!! I remember Workbench had a "speak" program. I used to make it swear...

                  I have a 1.7Gigabyte hard drive (which is quite a lot... ) on my Amiga, with a CD-ROM...shame it's back in preston whilst I'm home at the moment...

                  And the program 'say' was brilliant. Make it speak at any pitch and speed...fantastic! Brilliant for 1991, and when I was able to emulate an Amiga via the PC (the only thing it did right) I got to use it again!

                  And the Titanic thing...well, just be glad it wasn't higher.

                  And Microsoft....

                  Gah.

                  1 Reply Last reply
                  0
                  • M
                    M
                    MoanaLiza
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #31

                    I'm trying to think of some KM Microsoft jokes

                    1 Reply Last reply
                    0
                    • M
                      M
                      Malefact
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #32

                      NOTE: As of the time of writing, people are in Km chat again. Everyone is welcome.

                      The address is:

                      http://ikm.ezri.mine.nu

                      Click on 'Clients'. For a quick start use jIRC - just tap your name in and click 'Connect' and you're in.

                      1 Reply Last reply
                      0
                      • B
                        B
                        Billy
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #33

                        I'm trying to think of some KM Microsoft jokes

                        How's this?

                        1 Reply Last reply
                        0
                        • M
                          M
                          Malefact
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #34

                          Hehe, very good indeed.

                          1 Reply Last reply
                          0
                          • F
                            F
                            FrightKnight
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #35

                            Hmm...there may be an opportunity to make the experience of Windows XP more pleasant, and that's by changing the sounds on startup and shutdown.

                            Startup sound: "Enter, stranger..."

                            Shutdown: "D-I-S-M-I-S-S"

                            Fatal error: "DONG!" (Liable to frighten the living daylightas out of you if it comes suddenly)

                            1 Reply Last reply
                            0
                            • HStormH
                              HStormH
                              HStorm
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #36

                              Paxman:  "I'm now speaking to Tim Child about the production of the 1980's gameshow, Knightmare. Mr Child, is the rumour true that in making the graphics for the series you never used the Amiga at all, but in fact you employed Win1?"

                              BVA:  "As long as they have a valid work permit I don't care what country they're from."

                              1 Reply Last reply
                              0

                              Hello! It looks like you're interested in this conversation, but you don't have an account yet.

                              Getting fed up of having to scroll through the same posts each visit? When you register for an account, you'll always come back to exactly where you were before, and choose to be notified of new replies (either via email, or push notification). You'll also be able to save bookmarks and upvote posts to show your appreciation to other community members.

                              With your input, this post could be even better 💗

                              Register Login
                              Reply
                              • Reply as topic
                              Log in to reply
                              • Oldest to Newest
                              • Newest to Oldest
                              • Most Votes


                              • Login

                              • Don't have an account? Register

                              • Login or register to search.

                              The Team

                              Join
                              Submissions
                              Contact
                              KM Chat
                              Privacy Policy

                              The Site

                              About
                              Search
                              Site Map
                              Terms & Conditions
                              Q&A

                              Keep up-to-date with Knightmare news:
                              Visit KnightmareTV on X Visit KnightmareTV on Facebook Visit KnightmareTV on YouTube Receive Browser Notifications See our RSS Feed
                              © Copyright Knightmare.com 1999-2026. All Rights Reserved. Moral rights are asserted.
                              • First post
                                Last post
                              0
                              • Categories
                              • Recent
                              • Tags
                              • Popular
                              • Users
                              • Groups