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The funniest death on Knightmare?

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    mark.lees
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    The funniest death on Knightmare would probably have to be Simon from team 4 of series 4 on the

    Block and Tackle when his advisors (which were two Pickles short of a Frightknight who couldn't tell their lefts from their rights) guided him off the blooming ledge.

    Twits!  😛

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      Drassil
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      A lot of people would agree with you!

      Also amusing is the demise of Julie in Series 3, when the goblins are closing in and her advisors suggest a last-ditch effort to save her: 'Say 'hello' to the goblins, Julie, and ask them if they'd like a present...'

      Kelly's end in Series 3 is funny too - after several episodes stomping around and growling, Grimwold the Ogre finally gets to kill someone! And all Kelly needed to have done was to draw a picture to escape...

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        GrimaldineGrimwold
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        I always go for Series 3 Team 10 too. I still laugh even after watching it so many times, or perhaps because I've watched it so many times, hehe.

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          Skarkill
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          Richard: S5 Team 4: Personal Taste  ;D.

          "Magic Horn Oh No It's Not I'm Gonner Put My IronsOn You."

          "HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.....LOVELY."

          Richard: Series 8 Team 1: Bhal-Sheba has a good sence of Hummor for a scitsoprenic Dragon.

          "Oh Good. A Tasty Helping Of Dinner. Now The Only Question For Us Is, COOKED or RAW?"

          Danial: Series 8 (I Can't remember the Team Number  :-[) I Love seeing The Advisors, more spercifficaly Gideon panick. The Best CoB death ever I Think.

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            WillsOfDoom
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            Wow this is one sick topic, laughing at grisly deaths!  

            I remember one dungeoneer getting eaten by a blocker/the brollachan, and hence much laughter from me.

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              MoanaLiza
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              You're thinking of chris (the goblin) in series 5, who gave the Blocker the causeway code (in the wrong order) instead of the password, which he didn't get in the first place.

              (Note the Brollachan was only in series 7)

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                WillsOfDoom
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                Ah thanks Liza.   I haven't seen all of Series 5 yet because I like to relish every episode.  I'm watching an episode every fortnight.  It is extremely sad of me.

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                  MoanaLiza
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                  I'm watching an episode every fortnight.  It is extremely sad of me.

                  Not at all. Any episode is better than none at all .

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                    Malefact
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                    Making the series last like that is a very good idea. I can't say that I'd have the same conviction, though - I'd just watch them all back to back in a marathon session.

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                      simiano
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                      most deaths are put down to the advisors oh and skarkill i hope u watched knightmare this mornin

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                        Skarkill
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                        At what time?

                        Because any early then seven I was sound asleep.

                        Any latter the Seven thirty I was helping out at a Table Top Sale.

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                          LordF
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                          Yesterday's Episode had Skarkill say that classic line:

                          "I'm going to put my irons on you"

                          Sorry if I didn't get the phrase right.

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                            Billy
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                            Let's hope they weren't plugged in at the time.

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                              Snowcat
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                              I personally love Lord Fear booming out the darkness...

                              "hehe 2-nil I think... Nice one!"

                              Who needs SFX with that on the go?

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                                LordF
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                                That was my personal favorite death.

                                The funniest ever had to be, "Simon sidestep to you left"

                                You could see Pickle covering his face trying not to laugh.

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                                  simiano
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                                  heh i downloaded the clip of richard of s5 gettin killed by skarkill i can now wach it again and again

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                                    Guest
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                                    Most definatly Simon's sidestepping, you really can't resist laughing and neither can the advisors. A truely hilarious death, the present offering by Julie is funny as well.

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                                      Sb04
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                                      i like the death of team 5 on series 3 where the floating skulls put the team off and the dungeoneer falls to his death from the ledge

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                                        MJNSEIFER
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                                        Did anyone find any of the deaths in Knightmare funny for any reason?

                                        For some reason I found Chris' death in series 5 funny, It's when his team get the path for the upcoming causeway (Red Blue Green and Grey) but a blocker stops them and they think THAT'S the password!! (Chris makes a mistake of his own aswell if you noticed)

                                        And although I can't remember if I ever saw it, but that one where an inviable (Represented by a star) Dungoneer gets told to walk forward and then falls out the window because they don't stop him sounds hilerious! What were they doing when he fell?!

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                                          djoska
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                                          The humbugs incident in series2 with Antony and Lillith was hilarious!!!!

                                          "What do you offer boy?"

                                          "...humbugth"

                                          "Hummmmmbugs!!!!???!" etc

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