Things WE would never say...

HStorm

Glenn: "Your secret's safe with me."

Velda

scratching head Um, sorry for the Jade Goody shudder moment I'm having here, but is the one about me referring to the fact that I haven't been here that often lately (I'm getting consumed by the role-playing forum) or that I don't enter into big discussions much? Or something else? Lol, I'm just wondering which one it's about 'cause I need to know...

HStorm

Lol. Hugs Velda reassuringly It's kind of a follow-up to the one about you on the Chicken joke thread. Just teasing you about the way you manage to go for weeks on end without doing a post!

FrightKnight

Skarkill: Hello knewbie. I'm Skarkill. I don't actually like the character. So don't expect any impressions from me, Ok?

Motley: Sonic was really awful, and what was the name of his stupid sidekick? Heads?

BVA: Dr Who was the best thing ever.

MoanaLiza

Snowwie to Frightnight: Here's some oil and an anti-rust spell

GG: Fidget and Casper the Key were the best all time Knightmare characters and of course were my favourites

GrimaldineGrimwold

ML: If you come to East Anglia, make sure you don't stop before you get to Norwich. There's obviously nothing else to see.

Elita: I love you all, my gorgeous little pieces of fluffiness. Here, have some lego curtains!

Velda

Lol...I wondered if that's what it was. I'll try and post more regularly from now on ;D

BVA: "The new series of KM will be a return to ChromaKey, real actors and dungeoneers, the way everyone loves it"

HStorm

Heh heh, no need. Remember, these gags are rarely criticisms, just satire.

FrightKnight

Elita: Windows ME, is there anything you can't do? You just run so seamlessly...

FrightKnight: Ah-mee-gah? Omega? What's one of those?

Visage: I really dig that new tune by 50 Cent.

HStorm

Any fan looking at Mildread: "Wow! Get a load of that crackin' bit o' tail!"

Any fan listening to Fidjit: "That guy is so interesting."

Any fan listening to Motley: "Hee hee hee!"

Any fan listening to Treguard: "I hate conventional people."

Pooka: "You overestimate me."

HStorm: "That Majida's such a mong."

Drassil: "Man, I hate fanfics that try to cross over two separate TV series. Shouldn't be allowed."

Snowwiewolf: "I think it's important that I don't try to hijack this thread with pointless displays of cartoon magical violence... it's very undignified behaviour."

Emii: "Y'know I've stopped and thought about it and I've realised that Kully's really dull. So in my next fic I'll get rid of her and replace her with someone sexy and exciting like Fatilla the Hun."

HStorm: "Bring back Blake's 7? Are you mad? Do you know how much washing up liquid bottles cost these days?!" (Spot the paraphrasiology from *Dead Ringers *if you can.)

Emii

Is Kully dull?

LordF

Not to my knowledge.

Lord_Fear: Mogdread rules.

HStorm

No, Emii, Kully ISN'T dull. I promise. (I'm a Kully-fan you know that!) I'm just giving an example of something you'd never say.

Skarkill

I Think HStorm was just being sarcastic.

I mean you couldnt get a more Boreing errrr....... I mean intresing Character hen Kully. ;D

HStorm

Ooooh, b!tch-time is it? Well, we can all play that game...

Edward Deal:

Emii

Lol its ok I can see the satire but if you do the opposit it implies that Kully is actually dull! Either way no worries.

B!TCHLET!

Skarkill

I'm not going to get into that type of (for lack of a better term) Word War with you HStorm, I wouldnt have a hope in hell of winning. ;D

HStorm

Flattery, flattery! Oh you've talked me round...

Edward Deal:

And tell you what, Emii, I've found a way of reassuring you that I don't think Kully's dull...

HStorm: "I think Kully's really dull, and I will never be a fan of hers."

There you go.

Kieran

Me: 'After RPG6, I think I'll hand it over to Adam again. He did a better job anyway....'

HStorm

Adam Battersby: "I don't think there's any need for me to take charge of that. Everybody does such splendid work on these projects and besides, I'm a strong believer in the *team *ethic."