Quotes
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Series 7 Team 5 (after dungeoneer Ben has introduced himself):
Lord Fear:
"Well, the bigger they come, the harder they fall."
Treguard:
"Lord Fear, you will cease intrusion until game on!"
Lord Fear:
"Oh keep your beard on old thing, I just wanted a sneak preview of my latest victim. Anyway, you're a fine one to lecture about spying when someone keeps conveniently leaving spy glasses around. See you later, GOBLIN FODDER!"
and:
Series 6 Team 3 just after the end of their quest, one of the advisors exclaims: "We're dead Alan!"
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Here's one From Treguard at the very start of S5.
Treguard enters the chamber:
**"DRAGONS BREATH, But Someone Let The Fire Burn Low & IF it Should Burn Out.
YOU Wouldn't belive what would crawl in here and make its self comfortable."**
And of corse also from S5 Pikles Classic to the Watchers at the end of an episoed.
"I Say You Lot.... BOG OFF."
Has me in stiches every time.
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On a related point, I'm planning to put up an "accumulated wisdom" page on my website, compiling some of the wisest truths ever uttered in the series.
Here's some quotes to be going on with...
"When the going gets cold, the tough get frozen."
"Life goes on... or not."
"You smell like something the cat brought up!"
"Any decision is better than indecision. Well, almost."
"There's only one way to get out [of a monster's stomach]. Well two actually, but we won't go into that!"
"Can you try giving a straight answer for once?"
"Maybe."
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So we've looked at Treguard's catchphrases. What are people's favourite character quotes from all the series?
Here's one of mine:
SMIRKENORF: (after a bit of timely fire-breathing)
"Say what you like about the Opposition; they do singe rather nicely."
Love that!
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Treguard: "There's only one way out of [a monster's stomach]... well two actually, but we won't go into that."
Lord Fear: "Now I don't like to gloat, Ben... what? What am I saying? I can't believe I said that! Oh dear me what a little fibber I am. 'Course I like to gloat. Love it. Something of a hobby..."
Lord Fear: "Your breath smells like something the cat brought up."
Treguard: "Life goes on... or not."
Majida: "For once can you try giving a straight answer?"
Treguard: "Maybe."
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Treguard:
"When Time Turns and The Fire Burns as befor. There will the Age Of Knightmare befound."
Treguard/Majida:
T: "Well I can predict one thing If you don't stand back the Door will take your nose off when it shuts."
M: What's Wrong With My Nose
(Speaking of Majida nose I sware it looks a bit bigger in S7 pictures Then 8. I don't mean that in a nasty way, its just an observation.)
Lord Fear:
" We'll be back bigger, Bolder, badder and better equiped. And as for your Dungeoneers. GOBLIN FODDER."
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That's one great thing about the last 2 series - the comedy!
Here's another (unsurprisingly from good ol' Lord F.)
"She's a girl after my own heart. If I had one. Which I don't."
The Mark Knight/Cliff Barry combo was inspired.
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'I think it's Largo - Dvorak's New World Symphony,' suggested Drassil coyly, fiddling with the zip on his anorak. 'But The Hovis Music is fine as far as I'm concerned!'
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Of whom was Lord Fear speaking, Willowherb?
Anyway, Barry and Hands:
"If you were strong, you'd be able to capture us both [me and Romahna]. This is a strength potion."
"Is it beer?"
"Well, more or less - tastes like beer, anyway."
"Oh no, I can't, his lordship said not to."
"No, there's no alcohol in it, so he won't mind."
"Well, if it hasn't got any alcohol I'm not interested."
Lord Fear: "What? Me? Surrender? You must be absolutely out of your tiny mind!"
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Lord F: "Course I like to gloat. Love it. Something of a hobby."
Treguard: "There's only one way out of [a monster's stomach]. Well two actually, but we won't go into that..."
Majida: "For once, can you give a straight answer?"
Treguard: "Maybe."
Treguard: "Any decision is better than indecision. Well almost."
Cedric: "If you wanna play c0ckroach, just say so and I'll tread on ya!"
Lord Fear: "You smell like something the cat brought up!"
Treguard: "Life goes on... or not."
Lord Fear: "Winning isn't about playing fair. It's about winning."
Cedric: "You're gonna need your strength... cos you 'aven't got any brain."
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Brother Mace: "I sit here in my lonely cell and I contemplate the follies of the wide world. And I also drink a lot of ale."
"You don't drink? Ah, you have taken a vow. My vow is precisely the opposite."
Dialogue between Barry and Hands:
"If you were strong, you could capture us both - this is a strength potion."
"Is it beer?"
"Well, more or less. Tastes like beer."
"Oh no, I can't, I promised 'is lordship."
"No, there's no alcohol in it, so he won't mind."
"Well, if it 'asn't got any alcohol I'm not interested."
And something needs to be done about the ridiculous censor that won't let you post "c0ckroach" without resorting to the o/0 trick as I just have. I'll go and say so on Website Feedback.
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Lord F: "Course I like to gloat. Love it. Something of a hobby."
I think this entire conversation is great!
So ill just sit here and watch you die, and of course i might gloat a bit!
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