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Priceless!

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    MoanaLiza
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    You've seen this many times on commercials such as the mastercard ones

    An Example:

    First class return rail tickets to Norwich - hmmm about 90 pounds

    Taxi from station to hotel - about 10 pounds

    Hotel - about 85 pounds per night

    Taxi from hotel to studio - about 5 pounds

    Falling down a pit through the guidance of a directionally challenged mate - PRICELESS

    Can you think of any more? (prices are what I made up as an example though and are not true)

    (NB: I can't get pound signs on my keyboard as everytime I try to set it to UK English is keeps going back to US English which is the default. Everytime I try and deleat the US English after changing it to UK is says I can't deleat the US because it's in use. Annoying!)

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      HStorm
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      Polystyrene to make a helmet of justice - four pounds.

      Leather to make a knapsack - fifteen pounds.

      Computer to create a vitrtual 3D environment - three hundred pounds.

      Costume to make Michael Cule look like a barbarian - 25 pence. (They were diddled.)

      Look on Lord Fear's face when gets squashed flat under a falling dragon - PRICELESS.

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        GrimaldineGrimwold
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        An in-character one.

        Bones for Festus - 3 pounds 50- from the Level 1 Asda.

        Ingredients for Grimmy's Daily Pie - 3 pounds.

        Cyanide Tablets to put in Mildread's tea - 50 pounds.

        Repair Bill for the Level 1 Payphone Festus Vandalised - 3000 pounds.

        Seeing the look on Mildread's face when the winner of "Best Hag" on the Knightmare Discussion Forum is announced - PRICELESS.

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          Skarkill
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          Second Hand Chain Mail: £10

          Goblin Food: £500 (Per Goblin)

          Tiny The Hobgoblin: £1010

          The Irons (Manicals): £60

          Hearing the cries of a Dungeoneer being tortuerd by his Lordship: PRICLESS

          "HEHEHEHEHHEHEHE........LOVELY."

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            GrimaldineGrimwold
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            [BTW- Are you going to annouce the results of Best Hag sometime, Skarkill?]

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              Fidjit
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              Beer - £1.50

              Trip to level Two - A key

              Fit through a small door - A "Downer"

              Getting mowed down by a block - PRICELESS

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                Guest
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                Napsack- £15

                Green Gem- £75

                Goblin Horn- £25

                Offering someone who hates you a present- Priceless

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                  Fidjit
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                  Getting blown up = FREE

                  Getting bludgened = FREE

                  Getting chased = FREE

                  Making friend in the dungeon = PRICELESS!

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                    MPK
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                    Panasonic Widescreen TV - £500

                    Sky Installation - £30

                    Sky Subscription - £40

                    Watching people learn their left and right in the block and tackle chamber - PRICELESS

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                      WhiteFloatingSkull
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                      Passage to the next level - one bar of silver...

                      Something to bribe Sly Hands - One bag of coins...

                      Flowers to give to Some power-mad witch - roses...

                      **Watching a dungeoneer getting nobbled in a dark room, with one small green skull, and one large white skull. ** - priceless...

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                        Snowcat
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                        College entry fees - £3750

                        Imac with broadband connection - £2500

                        Hire of studio for band recording - £400

                        Listening to the pie/quiche debate when supposed to be using 'Pro-Tools' - PRICELESS

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                          Fidjit
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                          Bribing Fatilla = Gold

                          Getting Brother Mace drunk = Ale

                          To capture a voice = A BAG spell

                          Backchatting Elita with hearts content = PRICELESS

                          (I've been waiting all day for you lot to turn up!)

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