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    GrimaldineGrimwold
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    An in-character one.

    Bones for Festus - 3 pounds 50- from the Level 1 Asda.

    Ingredients for Grimmy's Daily Pie - 3 pounds.

    Cyanide Tablets to put in Mildread's tea - 50 pounds.

    Repair Bill for the Level 1 Payphone Festus Vandalised - 3000 pounds.

    Seeing the look on Mildread's face when the winner of "Best Hag" on the Knightmare Discussion Forum is announced - PRICELESS.

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      Skarkill
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      Second Hand Chain Mail: £10

      Goblin Food: £500 (Per Goblin)

      Tiny The Hobgoblin: £1010

      The Irons (Manicals): £60

      Hearing the cries of a Dungeoneer being tortuerd by his Lordship: PRICLESS

      "HEHEHEHEHHEHEHE........LOVELY."

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        GrimaldineGrimwold
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        [BTW- Are you going to annouce the results of Best Hag sometime, Skarkill?]

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          Fidjit
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          Beer - £1.50

          Trip to level Two - A key

          Fit through a small door - A "Downer"

          Getting mowed down by a block - PRICELESS

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            Guest
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            Napsack- £15

            Green Gem- £75

            Goblin Horn- £25

            Offering someone who hates you a present- Priceless

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              Fidjit
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              Getting blown up = FREE

              Getting bludgened = FREE

              Getting chased = FREE

              Making friend in the dungeon = PRICELESS!

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                MPK
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                Panasonic Widescreen TV - £500

                Sky Installation - £30

                Sky Subscription - £40

                Watching people learn their left and right in the block and tackle chamber - PRICELESS

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                  WhiteFloatingSkull
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                  Passage to the next level - one bar of silver...

                  Something to bribe Sly Hands - One bag of coins...

                  Flowers to give to Some power-mad witch - roses...

                  **Watching a dungeoneer getting nobbled in a dark room, with one small green skull, and one large white skull. ** - priceless...

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                    Snowcat
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                    College entry fees - £3750

                    Imac with broadband connection - £2500

                    Hire of studio for band recording - £400

                    Listening to the pie/quiche debate when supposed to be using 'Pro-Tools' - PRICELESS

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                      Fidjit
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                      Bribing Fatilla = Gold

                      Getting Brother Mace drunk = Ale

                      To capture a voice = A BAG spell

                      Backchatting Elita with hearts content = PRICELESS

                      (I've been waiting all day for you lot to turn up!)

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