Ask Aukett
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Thank you very much!
Alright, let's see...
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Why couldn't Elita have stuck around for one more season so we could see the mythical Elita-Barry confrontation?
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What's Morghanna's phone number?
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If Hordriss really did belong to a Guild, as he told Barry in the infamous Marta-Lissard incident, why didn't any of his fellow Guild members ever help him get rid of Lord Fear? Surely they wouldn't have appreciated one of their members always getting kicked about by a Technomancer?
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If Hordriss really did belong to a Guild, as he told Barry in the infamous Marta-Lissard incident, why didn't any of his fellow Guild members ever help him get rid of Lord Fear? Surely they wouldn't have appreciated one of their members always getting kicked about by a Technomancer?
Well, if they were all as hapless as he was that year, they'd need help putting their robes on in the morning without spellcasting themselves out of existence, let alone coming to his rescue.
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Thank you very much!
Alright, let's see...
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Why couldn't Elita have stuck around for one more season so we could see the mythical Elita-Barry confrontation?
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What's Morghanna's phone number?
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If Hordriss really did belong to a Guild, as he told Barry in the infamous Marta-Lissard incident, why didn't any of his fellow Guild members ever help him get rid of Lord Fear? Surely they wouldn't have appreciated one of their members always getting kicked about by a Technomancer?
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Elita's big mouth had swalloed herself up out of existence
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I think Morghanna shares the same number as the Samaritans
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Because they were cowards and preferred drinking beer at the Crazed Heifer ;D
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This is more like Ask Ark, the questions are the funniest this time...or Arks Questions anyway
Lemme think...
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Why doesn't the Atomic Pogo Stick make an appearence in Series 8?
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Why did the WitCh Heggatty only know the letter A of the alphabet?
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Why does Lord Wraith almost knock Adam out in Series 4 of the KMRPG?
Have a go at those
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I think James might have unregistered his account, then re-registered, and the forum doesn't seem to recognise any of his old posts against and just displays guest as default.
Illusion is quite right, I just got fed up of having too many posts to my name so I went about and wiped my old account off and got a new one. My Knew Years Resolution
is to cut down on the number of posts I make here - and seeing as I can't actually access this place most of the time, I'm off to a flying start -
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Why doesn't the Atomic Pogo Stick make an appearence in Series 8?
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Why did the WitCh Heggatty only know the letter A of the alphabet?
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Why does Lord Wraith almost knock Adam out in Series 4 of the KMRPG?
But just to keep some people happy ;D :
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Because some idiot thought that the Reach Wand would be a more effective item to use.
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Because Heggatty secretly works for the AA and shamelessly plugs it every time she gets the chance (hence A, A....)
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I don't know the answer to that one I'm afraid (GASP!
). This is due to the fact that I've never really got involved in the Knightmare RPG as an actor or contestant (DOUBLE GASP! ) , though hopefully that will change come this April
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escapes from the mental institute on the Atomic Pogo Stick
What? You think I'm some sad moron that only has any interest in his pogo stick? Ha! I'm watermelon obssessed too! Watch!
juggles watermelons
See? NEEEEEEHHH!!!
And it wasn't 15 takes! It was fifteen! A world of difference! NO! NO! NOT THE ORANGE JUICE...!!!
we apologise for the breakdown in sanity in this post, and blame it on a sugar high
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