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JamesA

Well, if they were all as hapless as he was that year, they'd need help putting their robes on in the morning without spellcasting themselves out of existence, let alone coming to his rescue.

The old folks home springs to mind ;D

Kieran

This is more like Ask Ark, the questions are the funniest this time...or Arks Questions anyway

Lemme think...

Why doesn't the Atomic Pogo Stick make an appearence in Series 8?
Why did the WitCh Heggatty only know the letter A of the alphabet?
Why does Lord Wraith almost knock Adam out in Series 4 of the KMRPG?

Have a go at those

Jasonic

How come your posting as a guest?

Pooka

Especially as you can't post as a guest on this forum.

Illusion

I think James might have unregistered his account, then re-registered, and the forum doesn't seem to recognise any of his old posts against and just displays guest as default.

Kieran

Awww and I wanted answers to my Q's too

JamesA

I think James might have unregistered his account, then re-registered, and the forum doesn't seem to recognise any of his old posts against and just displays guest as default.

Illusion is quite right, I just got fed up of having too many posts to my name so I went about and wiped my old account off and got a new one. My Knew Years Resolution is to cut down on the number of posts I make here - and seeing as I can't actually access this place most of the time, I'm off to a flying start

JamesA

Why doesn't the Atomic Pogo Stick make an appearence in Series 8?

Why did the WitCh Heggatty only know the letter A of the alphabet?

Why does Lord Wraith almost knock Adam out in Series 4 of the KMRPG?

But just to keep some people happy ;D :

Because some idiot thought that the Reach Wand would be a more effective item to use.
Because Heggatty secretly works for the AA and shamelessly plugs it every time she gets the chance (hence A, A....)
I don't know the answer to that one I'm afraid (GASP! ). This is due to the fact that I've never really got involved in the Knightmare RPG as an actor or contestant (DOUBLE GASP! ) , though hopefully that will change come this April

Ark

I know the third answer, I was there. The answer is...BECAUSE LORD WRAITH IS EVIL INCARNATE, AND LOVES HITTING PEOPLE IN THE CHIN! BWA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! RIGHT IN THE CHIN!!!! SOCK! SHOE! UNDERWEAR! HAHAHA!!!

gets dragged away by the people in white, again...

Kieran

Just give him his Ppogo Stick, he'll be happy.

No wonder he wanted to do that scene in 15 takes

Ark

escapes from the mental institute on the Atomic Pogo Stick

What? You think I'm some sad moron that only has any interest in his pogo stick? Ha! I'm watermelon obssessed too! Watch!

juggles watermelons

See? NEEEEEEHHH!!!

And it wasn't 15 takes! It was fifteen! A world of difference! NO! NO! NOT THE ORANGE JUICE...!!!

we apologise for the breakdown in sanity in this post, and blame it on a sugar high