Semtex Jack, Melisandrinoff, Majida and Hstorm
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Silence! Jack's Back!!
I'll have you know young man that we pay a reasonable wage of 16 groats a week and a bottle of Dr Pharka's Finest Firewater.
We also offer a yearly medical with all health care included (This does not include being crushed by dragons), a very attractive pension scheme and negotiable holiday pay.
I am not The Opposition. This is a new regime. I predict that we shall rule all the dungeon for at least 12.5 seconds.
Skarkill. As well as the Goblins, I wish you to look after and train Nibbler for me. I'll give you a nice bonus if you manage to get him house trained.
Right, I'm off to gargle vodka
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Hmm... I'm going to stay on the side of the powers that be and I'm still goin to keep turning Skarkill in to things.
Mainly for the reason that I had friend who tried to rule a place, but it didint end well....
Plus I turning skarkill in to things in too much fun turns Skarkill in to a finnish spitz
Almost forgot; That evil wizard is now a gordonsetter and is my neighbours pet (and no I'm not responsible for the fact that he's a dog)
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Hmmmm. The ability to transform people into things. Could be a powerful ally.
Would you consider joining us if we offered you something? Maybe a whole case of Sainsbury's Taste The Difference Custard? I can nick that from work!
Consider my offer. I think you'll find it's the best you'll get.
Melisandrinoff, If you're going to be my Queen....does that mean we have to marry?
Right, I'm off to invade Poland.
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Hmm... well theres one thing, but its too embarrassing... giggles like a maniac
You'll propably have to marry her. Plus it would be cute
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Very well. I shall ask her. If she says 'yes' then Motley old chum I would like you to be my best man and to provide the Evening's cabaret.
Skarkill, I would like you to perform the service. No one in this Dungeon could perform a service as Lovely as you.
Preparations must be made.
Right, I'm off to plan a wedding
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I play a pretty mean organ!
("Uh, FrightKnight? That's a harmonica.")
It's a pocket-size version! It's not like I can practice in my hut with a great monstrousity of an organ taking up my kitchen and living room!
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I am truly flattered Semtex Jack but how about we try the co-habitation thing first? Don't want to rush things...
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Very well Melisandrinoff. I can wait. Would you like to move into my lovely castle with me. It is called Castle Anthrax (cough Holy Grail rip off) and lies, as expected, in Level 3.
I've got a lovely pink bedroom with a four poster bed with frilly bits on the duvet.
I play disco classics all day and dance like John Travolta.
So what do you say?
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eyes widen Oooh, Semtex Jack, you know I could never refuse an offer like that I would be delighted to move in to Castle Anthrax and dance with you to the disco classics, and even, dare I say, share your pink frilly four-poster bed
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You can share my bed anytime you like. Who would you like to share it with though????
Right, I'm off to hide.
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Men
Sigh I have an evil friend who can turn people in to things and she's looking for a job, but theres one problem....
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And what is that problem?
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Well she's 2/5 human 2/5 T-rex and 1/5 Lamia. She's nice, but the lamia part of her can cause trouble. Er do you know what a lamia is?
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Do I look stupid??!!!??? Of course I know what a Lamia is......Begone from my sight!
Actually....before you go....could you explain what a Lamia is, I havn't got a clue.
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Well you dont have to know that. Since her problem is more related to her dino half. When she gets mad she tramples or turns everyone in to a wilderbeest. The way to avoid this is to leave her presence when she growls or turn her in to a block of ice for a moment that usually cools her temper.
Oh and a lamia is half woman half snake. There was something else, but I cant remember what or where the book I read it from is.
(ps: There really is a creature called a lamia, in legends that is)
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She'd turn you in to a flu virus
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