Semtex Jack, Melisandrinoff, Majida and Hstorm
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I play a pretty mean organ!
("Uh, FrightKnight? That's a harmonica.")
It's a pocket-size version! It's not like I can practice in my hut with a great monstrousity of an organ taking up my kitchen and living room!
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I am truly flattered Semtex Jack but how about we try the co-habitation thing first? Don't want to rush things...
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Very well Melisandrinoff. I can wait. Would you like to move into my lovely castle with me. It is called Castle Anthrax (cough Holy Grail rip off) and lies, as expected, in Level 3.
I've got a lovely pink bedroom with a four poster bed with frilly bits on the duvet.
I play disco classics all day and dance like John Travolta.
So what do you say?
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eyes widen Oooh, Semtex Jack, you know I could never refuse an offer like that I would be delighted to move in to Castle Anthrax and dance with you to the disco classics, and even, dare I say, share your pink frilly four-poster bed
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You can share my bed anytime you like. Who would you like to share it with though????
Right, I'm off to hide.
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Men
Sigh I have an evil friend who can turn people in to things and she's looking for a job, but theres one problem....
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And what is that problem?
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Well she's 2/5 human 2/5 T-rex and 1/5 Lamia. She's nice, but the lamia part of her can cause trouble. Er do you know what a lamia is?
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Do I look stupid??!!!??? Of course I know what a Lamia is......Begone from my sight!
Actually....before you go....could you explain what a Lamia is, I havn't got a clue.
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Well you dont have to know that. Since her problem is more related to her dino half. When she gets mad she tramples or turns everyone in to a wilderbeest. The way to avoid this is to leave her presence when she growls or turn her in to a block of ice for a moment that usually cools her temper.
Oh and a lamia is half woman half snake. There was something else, but I cant remember what or where the book I read it from is.
(ps: There really is a creature called a lamia, in legends that is)
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She'd turn you in to a flu virus
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I think she just turned me into an elderberry.
Oh dear.
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No, that was me... sorry I was practising turning frogs in to ogres, but I guess I need practice
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Well, I am rather Shrek like, so you must have got something right.
Mind you, I've resembled Shrek most of my life.
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You have? Shreks my lilttle brother fawouwirte charcter
someone turns Semtex Jack in to a bunny
That bytheway was her. She's practising turning bunnies in to monsters....
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Runs off to find some lettuce
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After two seconds Semtex turns in to a monster
Seems that her spell worked...
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Is it a nice, pink monster?
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